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i have to protect my fluids from vital essence leeches (womeN & homosexuals)
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*Lean close enough for Grandma to smell your ranch doritos breath* *squint* *whisper* yo. check your priviledge, grandma.
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Dec 22, 2014 16:37
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"Grandma, this is my wife sitting here next to me. We've been married for over five years and I introduce her to you every few months when we see you. Those earrings you are currently wearing were a gift from her two years ago at your 80th birthday party. Yes, Grandma, you sure aren't a spring chicken anymore, I agree. No, Matt is your son over there getting some pie, I'm your grandson David."
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Dec 22, 2014 16:47
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Who let her out of the home?
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Dec 22, 2014 16:48
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just tell them how you have like 5 girlfriends op
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Dec 22, 2014 16:50
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Fetus Tree posted:just tell them how you have like 5 girlfriends op I don't have a girlfriend because I have many girlfriends 
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Dec 22, 2014 16:54
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I'm a pubbie commander grandma. That means im married to the Game. You know how much ground we'd lose if I stopped? No its better this way, some are just not meant to find love. All I know is WASD.
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Dec 22, 2014 17:01
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I told you, I'm engaged. Now let's see what you have for me in the medicine cabinet.
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Dec 22, 2014 17:22
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Zeroisanumber posted:"You know, I've been dating around but I just haven't found a girl that I connect with. I know that I'm part of the issue, I'm wary and sometimes difficult, but I've always been just so disappointed every time I've really gotten close to someone that it's made me gun-shy about getting deeply involved with anyone. Add to that my crazy work hours and my shallow, looks-based hurdles that I put in front of every woman that I date, and I really limit my pool." yeah, this
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Dec 22, 2014 17:36
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*fucks grandma on the kitchen table, right there, in front of everyone*
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Dec 22, 2014 17:50
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Smeego posted:*looks up from awful app* GRANDMA
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Dec 22, 2014 17:53
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The only real question I have is why is my Grandmother an old Polish woman in this scenario, OP?
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Dec 22, 2014 17:53
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I've been married for several years grandma I think it's time we got you a live-in nurse because at this stage of your Alzheimer's you need round the clock care
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Dec 22, 2014 17:58
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Smeego posted:*looks up from awful app* GRANDMA *grandma is stalking you on SA also via awful app* GRANDMA
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Dec 22, 2014 18:08
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You know how it is. I'm seeing someone but we aren't really serious yet. *take a bite of ham, hope that covers it, it probably will because your Grandma is a chill person*
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Dec 22, 2014 18:09
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Monkey Fracas posted:*grandma is stalking you on SA also via awful app* we've got a few grandpas on SA but no grandmas afaik pretty disappointing
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Dec 22, 2014 18:12
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my grandmother died from cancer, op. thnkas,
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Dec 22, 2014 18:17
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Cnut the Great posted:we've got a few grandpas on SA but no grandmas afaik it says on here that you're gay is that why you don't have a girlfriend
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Dec 22, 2014 18:21
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grandma, im gay, and its because granddad raped me.,...and i liked it
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Dec 22, 2014 18:21
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No time for girlfriends when you are aiming for world first boss kills Grammy.
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Dec 22, 2014 18:25
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Women are pretty mean these days grandma, and I have a fragile ego.
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Dec 22, 2014 18:27
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why no YOUTH? *stares expectantly*
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Dec 22, 2014 18:30
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"Very clever observation, gram" *pull out revolver, conveniently hidden under the table, put a single .357 in one of the chambers, spin it , wrist flick the cylinder closed as you whip the muzzle up to your own temple*
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Dec 22, 2014 18:36
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Miku and I have been dating for over 7 months now *holds up person sized anime body pillow depicting Miku in a very revealing pose*
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Dec 22, 2014 18:38
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tell her to get the gently caress outta your face before beating her with your dick OP
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Dec 22, 2014 18:40
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hopefully this will kill her
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Dec 22, 2014 18:40
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ipunch her in the oval office and say NOW UR MY GIRFLEIFND
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Dec 22, 2014 18:45
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Can't afford one grandma. MOm and dad pissed away the economy, and we both know women only want to gently caress men with cash dollars and their own place. Luckily I have more time for my cat.
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Dec 22, 2014 18:46
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This thread was a trick, im granma and ur all in big trouble for the hosed up violence fantasies
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Dec 22, 2014 18:48
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Cause I can't get this to work Sit there beating up on my dick Why won't you work? Why?
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Dec 22, 2014 20:32
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eww why is your grandma hitting on you
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Dec 22, 2014 20:34
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Grandma, if you kept with the times and subscribed to my fetlife channel, you'd know it didn't work out between me and Kathy as I kept butt loving all her guy friends during out "straight-baiting" phase.
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Dec 22, 2014 20:35
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id start laughing and laughing and say "gramma-hahaha... get this, i can get porn... for free!!" and then whip out my phone and load up some nice mmf threesome porn and only touch my dick when the two dudes are going at it might clear up some confusion
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Dec 22, 2014 20:36
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Beaten like a nosy grandma.
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Dec 22, 2014 20:37
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Pay a black escort and bring her over to meet your grandmother. Then she will never ask you about your love life again. Old people are all racist, you know.
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Dec 22, 2014 20:54
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which one grandma?
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Zeroisanumber posted:"You know, I've been dating around but I just haven't found a girl that I connect with. I know that I'm part of the issue, I'm wary and sometimes difficult, but I've always been just so disappointed every time I've really gotten close to someone that it's made me gun-shy about getting deeply involved with anyone. Add to that my crazy work hours and my shallow, looks-based hurdles that I put in front of every woman that I date, and I really limit my pool." Wow. Yeah... that's pretty much me. Honestly, they'd see me with more "girlfriends" if I was an rear end in a top hat and led girls on, but I'm 33 now and have no intention of dragging out a relationship to several months or a year just so I give off the illusion of "settling down." Quite frankly I find that poo poo childish. If I know there's no future, I'd rather kill the thread rather than lead someone on. Doesn't help that every family get together results in "soooooo... when is it your turn?" WHEN YOU INTRODUCE ME TO A CUTE GIRL WITH LIMITED PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE, AUNT NOSEYBITCH!#&!#  I've had a wedding, an engagement party, a cousin's daughter's first birthday, and of course Thanksgiving all occur in the last 3 months alone. I'm a little burnt out from the topic coming up. EVERY. drat. TIME. Best part was I was in a relationship with a girl for 4 years that ended around May of 2013. Naturally that meant by July 2013 the questions began. Let a brotha move on, you insensitive pricks. (I've moved on for quite a while but found it a little hosed up that a 4 year relationship with us living together ends and the immediate question is, "WHEN YOU GETTING MARRIED?")
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Harime Nui posted:im gay
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Dec 22, 2014 21:40
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My family gave up asking me that years ago.
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i brought a troon to xmas dinner but grandma recognized her as my childhood friend greg
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