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smashing garlic with the flat of a chef knife and then mincing it by keeping the non dominant hand on the spine of the blade while raising the handle up and down with the hand holding the thing to get the mincing motion going is probably the easiest thing ever to do with a chef knife it's not even something that requires practice (unless you're trying to go super fast) Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 06:22 on Oct 9, 2014 |
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To get garlic or onion smells off your hand keep some coffee grounds around. After slicing vigorously rub the grounds between your fingers. Really get it in there.
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Oct 9, 2014 07:24
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Moridin920 posted:smashing garlic with the flat of a chef knife and then mincing it by keeping the non dominant hand on the spine of the blade while raising the handle up and down with the hand holding the thing to get the mincing motion going is probably the easiest thing ever to do with a chef knife truths. its why the sharp part is curvy. 75-80% peeps will still axe/machete their food like a crazy barbarian no matter what knife you give em
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Oct 9, 2014 11:50
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So... whacking the cutting board as hard and fast as you can, with a cleaver (like the swedish chef muppet), sending vegetables flying all over the place, is the incorrect way to prepare vegetables?
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Oct 9, 2014 11:55
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i just use the natural knives god gave me when im preparing food; my teeth chewing the vegetables and spitting them out into the pan is probably the easiest way to do it after all
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Oct 9, 2014 11:57
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Shnag posted:So... whacking the cutting board as hard and fast as you can, with a cleaver (like the swedish chef muppet), sending vegetables flying all over the place, is the incorrect way to prepare vegetables? sessame street taught me lots, even some spanish words, but by not teaching proper cooking techniques childrens are left to fend for themselves and will eat mcdonalds that has almost NO GARLIC so, yes. that is incorrect. jim henson was a big burger corporate shill
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Oct 9, 2014 12:13
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put garlic on everything. your bacon, your gatoraide, your reeses puffs. girls will soon start noticing you and hitting you up for dates
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Oct 9, 2014 12:16
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i have a secret garlic scrotal rub recipe ill sell for at least 10000 dollars
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Oct 9, 2014 12:17
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Lamebot posted:i have a secret garlic scrotal rub recipe ill sell for at least 10000 dollars same, keeps my scroguard from itchin
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Oct 9, 2014 12:18
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Lansoc posted:This.. and screw the people that say they are allergic to it so the entire meal is ruined because you couldn't use any garlic. My wife is allergic or something  . Whenever she eats garlic she starts burping and gets a really horrible stomachache. It sucks because I love garlic.
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Oct 9, 2014 12:41
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Demonachizer posted:My wife is allergic or something You could always get a divorce.
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Oct 9, 2014 12:43
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Demonachizer posted:My wife is allergic or something why did you marry someone who can't handle garlic?
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Oct 9, 2014 12:44
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Business Gorillas posted:why did you marry someone who can't handle garlic? She is ok otherwise. It was tough though.
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Oct 9, 2014 12:45
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Demonachizer posted:She is ok otherwise. It was tough though. Give a ho a pepto and tell her to stfu
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Oct 9, 2014 13:48
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you married a vampire.
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Oct 9, 2014 14:00
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Some say the garlich king learned his evil ways from genghis khonion, but in reality he was bread for this
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Oct 9, 2014 14:13
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MegaGatts posted:To get garlic or onion smells off your hand keep some coffee grounds around. After slicing vigorously rub the grounds between your fingers. Really get it in there. Alternatively, after you squeeze half a lemon for its juice to add to your garlicky concoction, rub the abused lemon remnants all over your hands and fingers.
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Oct 9, 2014 16:16
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theres no way to get the smell off completely except a scrub with fine sandpaper
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Oct 9, 2014 16:20
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or rub with stainless steel whatever
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Oct 9, 2014 16:21
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put garlic in your butt hole to stimulate your...butt hole
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Oct 9, 2014 16:23
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why would you want to get the smell off
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Oct 9, 2014 16:23
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My wife is puerto rican so when she started living with me I went from buying like maybe 1 or 2 garlic bulbs a year to 1 or 2 a week.
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Oct 9, 2014 16:42
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Is all garlic made equal? I usually get a sleeve of three for like a $1.50, but is there some expensive exotic versions that a plebeian like me could never hope to try? Because its a "if you have to ask you can't afford it" type deal. I pretty sure I saw at least two types of garlic at the local grocery store.
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Oct 9, 2014 16:56
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I have a friend who's convinced garlic is the cure for all sickness, preventing cancer, healthy skin, etc etc. Even keeping mosquitoes away. As such he consumes massive amounts of garlic and when he sweats or hasn't showered, the smell. The smell is like nothing I've ever smelled on a person. Beyond description.
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Oct 9, 2014 16:59
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Shnag posted:Is all garlic made equal? I usually get a sleeve of three for like a $1.50, but is there some expensive exotic versions that a plebeian like me could never hope to try? Because its a "if you have to ask you can't afford it" type deal. I pretty sure I saw at least two types of garlic at the local grocery store. dont buy chinese garlic, its poo poo
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Oct 9, 2014 17:00
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redshirt posted:I have a friend who's convinced garlic is the cure for all sickness, preventing cancer, healthy skin, etc etc. Even keeping mosquitoes away. As such he consumes massive amounts of garlic and when he sweats or hasn't showered, the smell. The smell is like nothing I've ever smelled on a person. Beyond description. garlic is p good for you but he should still shower
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Oct 9, 2014 17:05
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Parallax Scroll posted:garlic is p good for you but he should still shower He does usually but if we're camping it's hard to deal with. I camp regularly with this guy too and have for a long time, so it's a running joke now. He don't care.
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Oct 9, 2014 17:07
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redshirt posted:I have a friend who's convinced garlic is the cure for all sickness, preventing cancer, healthy skin, etc etc. Even keeping mosquitoes away. As such he consumes massive amounts of garlic and when he sweats or hasn't showered, the smell. The smell is like nothing I've ever smelled on a person. Beyond description. isi this how indian food works too?
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Oct 9, 2014 17:09
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came in here lookin gfor advice to tame this intractable cowlick left with a little unexpected new nknowledge! lif eis beautiful, please celebrate every day and say hello toa newighbor
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Oct 9, 2014 17:37
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what's with that weird garlic where it's like the entire bulb is one feeble clove is that chinese garlic
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Oct 9, 2014 17:38
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I just ate three cloves of raw garlic
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Jan 2, 2015 03:43
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killaer posted:I just ate three cloves of raw garlic gj
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Jan 2, 2015 03:44
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im sorry i killed garlicthread everybody
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Jan 2, 2015 03:45
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should i eat more? What is a good food to eat raw garlic with? I had some soup. Some borscht. Great stuff man. I dont have much in the fridge. Might wash it down with some red wine.
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Jan 2, 2015 03:48
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Hm my stomach is kinda feeling weird. I didn't chew the garlic much. I hope it will make me poo poo tomorrow because I do feel a little constipated...
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Jan 2, 2015 03:50
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youre farts will push the poo poo out
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redshirt posted:I have a friend who's convinced garlic is the cure for all sickness, preventing cancer, healthy skin, etc etc. Even keeping mosquitoes away. As such he consumes massive amounts of garlic and when he sweats or hasn't showered, the smell. The smell is like nothing I've ever smelled on a person. Beyond description. I have a Korean friend who has the smell of garlic on him every time I see him and I've known him for 25 years. I figure I must smell like hamburger grease and cheese to him. My wife claims that garlic keeps her awake - not because of indigestion or whatever but that it's literally a stimulant. I just use as much as I feel like using anyway and she keeps on saying it lol married life.
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