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The server is quiet. Not a single person is populating it. The server runs lag free and happy. Soon this will change. The announcement is made about its opening, and suddenly players from all walks of CS begin to join. Before long, the server is full and bodies are fragged more frequently than rain falls in the plains of Spain. But not all was well in this capitalist shooting paradise. Lag had come, and the server god would not increase the bandwidth. So it fell upon the denizens of this fair field to solve the issue. There was only one way, spake one. The server population must diminish. And so a bright man, a man named fatal1ty, a man far ahead of his time, created the system by which this goal would be achieved. The undesirables, the noobs and the hackers, would be sought after and rooted out of the community by way of The Holy Instrument Of God: Vote kicks. These votekicks would be given the power to permanently ban those who faced their wrath; a truly ominous power. But who were these undesirables? How would they determine who they might be? And it was so that a ceasefire was signed. A counterstrike server without shots. This uneasy peace could only last so long… It is now Day 1!
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 02:04 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 10:31 |
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Votecount for Day 1 Not Voting (24): Allen Wren, Amoeba102, Asiina, Chic Trombone, Dr. Hurt, Dugong, Epsilon Plus, Ernie., EXAKT Science, fiery_valkyrie, HiipFire, KhyrosFinalCut, Kumbamontu, Little Mac, merk, Murmur Twin, Opopanax, Pinterest Mom, Quidnose, Rarity, Somberbrero, uranus, Winged Orpheus, Your Personal Muse With 24 alive, it's 13 votes to lynch. The current deadline is January 06th, 2015 at 7 p.m. EST -- that's in about 3 days, 22 hours.
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 02:04 |
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hello game
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 02:09 |
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Hi Opop how have you been ##vote opopanax
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 02:09 |
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i am a counterstrike this means i am good if you strike me you will be countered, which means dead so dont do it
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 02:09 |
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If I donate can I get one of the reserved slots?
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 02:14 |
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##I'm going to make Merk play some chess, designate Merk as Counter Terrorist and bet on merk.
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 02:16 |
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I going to go for a diplomacy victory
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 02:16 |
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is that a real action? its so long
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 02:17 |
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i will play merk at go. i will be the terrorist and bomb his stones
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 02:21 |
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i have installed crusader kings 2 and am now king of ireland. QTIyou want to be my vassal
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 02:23 |
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i'm my own vassle i carry my own stuff
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 02:23 |
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I am going to cover long A, don't tell the terrorists ok
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 02:23 |
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you jsut told them. not everyone can keep secrets as well as that tree
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 02:24 |
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Little Mac posted:i have installed crusader kings 2 and am now king of ireland. QTIyou want to be my vassal I think we should make a declaration of friendship.
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 02:24 |
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I should have used spoiler tags but I'm on a phone and lazy Bad guys don't read my first post please
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 02:25 |
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Your Personal Muse posted:I think we should make a declaration of friendship. I will gladly accept. You are now Count of Dublin btw
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 02:27 |
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ok i gotta go drive around for a while so im just away and not posting but it doesnt mean im doing any terrorist things im just doing an errand and i'll be back soon so dont vote or kill me ok because that would be unfair and really not cool to do to a guy like me whos just getting back into the game and hasnt really had a lot of practice and is probably rusty and might slip up and say something scummy cause its been so long but it doesnt mean im bad ok just that i havent played in a while but now im gone ok so just dont vote me until im back and can defend myself oh god theres a bee in my room now theres two where are they coming from i dont get it they are scaring my cat and now they are crawling on my tv set and making seinfeld look like he has bees for eyes what do i do help i think they are mutated bees because they are growing at a surprising rate and are filling the room hel
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 02:27 |
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Was just about to go to bed but I'm checking my PMs because I hope I'm a flashbang because that is the best thing about CS
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 02:29 |
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(the server pauses and a holographic green head appears on everyone’s screen) ARE YOU READY FOR SOME VIDEO GAMES? *crowd snorts and sniffles* I CANT HEAR YOU!!!! *crowd begins to demand free Bawls products* YES! YES! YES! BAWLS FOR EVERYBODY!!! *the crowd is insatiable* TODAY WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL EVENT! IN THIS CORNER, A GAMER IF I’VE EVER SEEN ONE. FAT, PUSTULE LINED EYEBROWS, HAIR COMBED STRAIGHT DOWN. THIS IS A DISGUSTING MAN. SURELY HE GOT TO THIS STATE...BY BEING A CHAMPION! INTRODUCING OUR CT COMMANDER, merk!!! AND IN THIS CORNER, AT 4’11” AND AN INVERTED PENIS, WE HAVE OUR CHALLENGER. THIS IS A MAN WHO CANNOT AIM TO SAVE HIS LIFE, BUT THE MIND GAMES. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS SOME KIND OF JEDI, AND HES GOING TO FORCE THROW THIS MATCH BECAUSE HE SUCKS. INTRODUCING THE TERRORIST TERROR, Opopanax!!! WELCOME TO THE CHESS MATCH OF THE CENTURY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLACE YOUR BETS NOW! YOU CAN “##Bet T all”, “##Bet CT all”, or “##Abstain”. YOU CANT WIN IF YOU DONT PLAY. WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU WIN OR LOSE? STAY TUNED! (the head winks at you and disappears like the great gazoo) You have 24 hours to submit your choice in thread! No submission will be assumed to be an abstaining vote! Merk and Opopanax, you have 48 hours to complete a game. Good luck to you both. Diqnol fucked around with this message at 02:38 on Jan 3, 2015 |
# ? Jan 3, 2015 02:30 |
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Hello confirmed. This game is almost done downloading who would like to play it?
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 02:30 |
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I'm not a flashbang, what the hell.
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 02:32 |
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##Bet T all
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 02:33 |
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wait they have to play pc cs go?
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 02:37 |
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##Bet CT all Bang bang bang.
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 02:37 |
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##bet CT all
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 02:43 |
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Little Mac posted:I will gladly accept. You are now Count of Dublin btw I couldn't help but notice that you are settling into our lands. Please cease this immediately or get a headshot.
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 02:44 |
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#Bet CT ALL
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 02:46 |
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For reals though let's play I don't know what I'm doing.
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 02:46 |
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Your Personal Muse posted:I couldn't help but notice that you are settling into our lands. Please cease this immediately or get a headshot. can't, game is bugged
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 02:49 |
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Asiina posted:##Bet T all Correct logic, bad result. Opop will throw because he's a Canadian pacifist. ##bet ct all I have an itch to play csgo, anyone else in?
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 02:50 |
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##bet ct all I don't actually own CSGO. Is that legit going to be a problem?
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 02:50 |
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Ernie. posted:Correct logic, bad result. yes me I don't know what I'm doing. Also I will have to install direct x because lol steam.
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 02:52 |
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Just to make sure. ##Bet CT all Now my work is done and I can lurk for the rest of the game.
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 02:53 |
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Can I bet for merk and throw the game? Nah I got this ##bet T all
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 03:00 |
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Also hello Chic, hello amoeba, hello the rest
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 03:01 |
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##bet CT all merk is so smart
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 03:02 |
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I know a thing or two
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 03:08 |
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##bet T all big money
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 03:11 |
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What map are they playing? This is important
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 03:12 |