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Crow_Rodeo posted:I must have missed the boat... at Ellis Island! Aaaayyyyyy geddafuckouddahere PLAIN OL' GREG ur a chinese triad member that is covered head to toe in sick twisted tattoos and body mods and piercings. u look like that guy "the enigma" but ur chinese. ur job is that ur the guy that buries dead bodies and pours lye on them
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Nanomashoes posted:i picture myself as the lovable but incompetent new guy that everyone likes but they gotta put on a hard front to toughen me up WILLY TWO-TONE ur job is the lovable but incompetent new guy that everyone likes but they gotta put on a hard front to toughen em up
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ANIME ANGELO aka NO NOSE ANGIE ur head of anime smuggling and bootleg operations bc ur immune to nerd smell (born w/ no nose) and have intense mafia autism that lets u deal with anime on an expert level
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Get a load of this guy over here Eyyyy Ohhh That's all the gangster talk I know atm will learn more
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Improbable Lobster posted:Mother of mercy, is this the end of Lobster? CACA STEVE ur doomed to always be a low level thug because of that embarassing incident where u accidentally flipped a portapotty over while u were pooping inside
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Blanketspace posted:I'm a Giggliatti! Giggliati's don't talk to the police, they don't talk to friends, they don't talk to nobody. CUM CARLO u sell loose cigarettes
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Cacodad posted:Me please NEATO VITO ur the guy in the background that is just CONSTANTLY ironing shirts. its like wtf is this guy ironing so many shorts for??? i guess its a important job tho if its the only thing this guys ever doing.., the secret tho??? ur not actually in the mob at all YOURE A UNDERCOVER COP LISTENING TO IMPORTANT MAFIAS BUSINESS
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flavor posted:Bonjour! MEAT LOVER GAMBINO ur a huge guy that always has an apron on completely soaked in blood
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Unless it comes with a free name change I find this thread pointless 
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Make me an offer I can't refuse, OP.
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Jan 3, 2015 20:07
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Need a cool new name, what is my mob (mafia) name?
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Taste the pain
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You need a wizard in your mafia, I can make people disappear without technically committing a felony
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Rock "Brick" De Natto
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I would like to be a made man on this day, the day of your daughters wedding
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Jan 3, 2015 21:37
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can you also teach me to make a good spaghetti sauce
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This thread, is way too good Did you write these all down before the thread
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ilikedirt posted:ANIME ANGELO aka NO NOSE ANGIE ur head of anime smuggling and bootleg operations bc ur immune to nerd smell (born w/ no nose) and have intense mafia autism that lets u deal with anime on an expert level lol
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Sometimes these fuckers don't get the idea, they send Jimmy Hatchet to silence them. I'm the guy they send to clean up the mess.
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Fullhouse posted:can you also teach me to make a good spaghetti sauce the secret is anchovies. hth
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Missing Name posted:Sometimes these fuckers don't get the idea, they send Jimmy Hatchet to silence them. I'm the guy they send to clean up the mess. the internet janitor tasked to clean up cyber crimes
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Joey "Mom's Cooking" Moretti - Dude loving never shuts up about his mom's cooking.
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Blistex posted:Joey "Mom's Cooking" Moretti - Dude loving never shuts up about his mom's cooking. this could be any italian tho lol
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Frostwerks posted:the secret is anchovies. hth dang that makes sense
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I have a hankerin' for some meatballs
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The B_36 posted:I need a name when the boss wakes up. Hoping for something cool, like BIG DICK MALONE. PRETTY BOY EUGENE u got the nickname bc u were born with harlequins disease
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:I understand it's somewhat rude to call a Sicilian an Italian, people tend to roll all my people into one tribe too. SICILIAN SAM ur like extremely extremely stereotypically new jersey italian like so much so it kind of makes everyone else uncomfortable. u have even gotten the most conservative mafiosos to use the word problematic when talking about u its almost as if ur compensating for something
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:I understand it's somewhat rude to call a Sicilian an Italian, people tend to roll all my people into one tribe too. dont call anyone from italy an italian. italy is a failed state that never really took to unification
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Ex-Priest Tobin posted:I would like the most intimidating name possible, thanks. MAX "THE GRINDER" VINCENTE MANKILLER aka MAX "EXTREMELY BRUTAL MURDER" VINCENTE MANKILLER ur a scrawny scrappy guy that screams everything u say and it kinda fucks up covert operations to have u around so u mostly are kept away from such activities
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Ey boss, I gotch ya cannoli here. Gimme a name now will ya?
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Jimson posted:I have a hankerin' for some meatballs Hehe, typical Tony "The Swede" Rizzuto.
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Jimmy Wobbuffet posted:Posting for cool Mafioso name.please fulfill my dreams. TONY TRUE BLUE u can only ever tell the truth ur an extremely truthful person which is a virtuous characteristic but in the lean mean mafia underworld it can lead to some preeeetty tense sitches
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Blistex posted:Hehe, typical Tony "The Swede" Rizzuto. we usually call him IKEA TONY bc it gets confusing when the other swedish mafia tony is around
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southpaugh posted:These names are all amazing. I'd like one too! SWEDISH TONY named so bc ur always carrying around a bag of swedish fish and offering it to ppl but nobody really likes swedish fish and its like dude tony stop i know ur being polite but like, quit it with the swedish fish already
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ilikedirt posted:we usually call him IKEA TONY bc it gets confusing when the other swedish mafia tony is around Ehhhh! Look at this wise guy! I'm gonna call you , Tony "Too many Tonys" Olivieri.
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Office Commando posted:ilikedirt can i be in the he-man woman-hater's club with you guys? BLANK SLATE BILL bc ur a firm believer in the philosophies of John Locke
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ollie74656 posted:Please may I have one ilikedirt? COOL TEEN CAPONE ur job is to infiltrate teen groups and make them think drugs are cool by using the age old CIA developed technique of memes
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