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ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
psst come here kid...

u just been initiated into the hardest criminal mafia of all time LAS COSA NOSTROS... welcome to the big times...

post itt to get assigned ur criminal underground name also known as youre "aka"

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Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
I already have one. Thanks though.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Hobohemian posted:

I already have one. Thanks though.

BIG NECK MICKIE ur job is to make sure operations move smoothly by greasing up the operations

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I need one

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
i wanna be a made man

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i am a straight acting tough mafia guy but ive been hiding how i feel about my "johns" for the last 20 years as a "made man"

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Hit me.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

ilikedirt posted:

BIG NECK MICKIE ur job is to make sure operations move smoothly by greasing up the operations

Can you at least work hobo into the name? I mean, comeon' man, I got a rep to keep.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

mookface posted:

I need one

TOMMY "TWO FINGERS" DOUG your job is low lvl torture basically u just make ppl uncomfortable with your weird one fingered hands and just kinda creep them out

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

been trying to toughen up my image in gbs

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

paranoid randroid posted:

i wanna be a made man

STROMBOLI VICK ur assignment is to guArd moms pizzaria. thats where we store all the drugs its a good thing cops dont read these forums or wed be screwed lol!!!!

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

ilikedirt posted:

TOMMY "TWO FINGERS" DOUG your job is low lvl torture basically u just make ppl uncomfortable with your weird one fingered hands and just kinda creep them out

*leers at you and has one fingered hands*

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

ilikedirt posted:

STROMBOLI VICK ur assignment is to guArd moms pizzaria. thats where we store all the drugs its a good thing cops dont read these forums or wed be screwed lol!!!!

yah its good there are not cops around! *glances at camera, winks expressively*

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

TEAYCHES posted:

i am a straight acting tough mafia guy but ive been hiding how i feel about my "johns" for the last 20 years as a "made man"

INIGO MONTALBAN "GAY" ur a getaway driver that specializes in delivering pizzas

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

spud posted:

Hit me.

FRANK "THE RAT" SINATRA your job is to reach a high position in the organization then draatically reveal ur an undercover cop in a very tense mexican standoff

scopes
Jun 5, 2004
I'm already BOATNECK MALDINADO but I'm open to suggestions

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Sweet Tea posted:

been trying to toughen up my image in gbs

CHUCK "STAIN'DFAN420" PELEGRINO ur job assignment is to put drugs into teddy bears and then give the teddy bears out to children to hook the children on teddy bears drugs

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

scopes posted:

I'm already BOATNECK MALDINADO but I'm open to suggestions

BIG FAT GIANT OBESE OVERWEIGHT MARIO ur jobs to body guArd the hockey goal and make sure no pucks get thru

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

yo. my grandfather is from sicily irl. fogetaboutit

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

bunky posted:

yo. my grandfather is from sicily irl. fogetaboutit

TRANNY JOE ur head of the prostitution ring. make sure u guard the ring carefully and then when u have found a girl u love very much put the prostitution ring on her finger to propose marriage to her

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

bunky posted:

yo. my grandfather is from sicily irl. fogetaboutit

Is your Grandfather ok with you being a tranny, Tranny Joe?

naem
May 29, 2011

mistar snugglepantz

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

spud posted:

Is your Grandfather ok with you being a tranny, Tranny Joe?

its a ironic nickname kinda like tiny for big guys. hes called tranny joe bc hes extremely cisgendered hes like a megacis. megacissy 6 home of judge dredd

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

ilikedirt posted:

TRANNY JOE ur head of the prostitution ring. make sure u guard the ring carefully and then when u have found a girl u love very much put the prostitution ring on her finger to propose marriage to her

hooray. and my name is joe get out of my computer you goddamn hacker

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Who am I?

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

naem posted:

mistar snugglepantz

BOBBY BIGNATURALS ur duty is to finely slice garlic w/ a razor like that scene in good fellas

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Joust posted:

Who am I?

STRANGLIN' MIKE u strangle ppl.

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
any time i post itt the response is disappointing so step it up

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

ArtIsResistance posted:

any time i post itt the response is disappointing so step it up

BLACKMAIL DAN ur assignment is to take blackmail photos of black males, then j/o to the pics and record urselff doing it then leave the video laying around in the open so somebody can steal it to blackmail u. then u send that person black envelopes full of bribe money so they dont do it

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Psh. Try to make my name any tougher, I dare ya kid.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Don Tacorleone posted:

Psh. Try to make my name any tougher, I dare ya kid.

SCARY NICK ur jobs to stand around in the background and snarl and pat a baseball bat in ur hand intimidatingly but u got spinach in ur teeth dog. u fuckin up. u gotta floss after u eat spinach bruh we been over this before

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Silence is golden in the family

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Hey boss, I got the stuff. What do YOU have for ME?

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.

Wicker Man posted:

Hey boss, I got the stuff. What do YOU have for ME?

I personally hope it's a stranglin'.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:

Silence is golden in the family

FLAGRANT JERMAINE ur the guy that fits ppl for cement shoes and make sure their nice and comfy and fashionable since u have extensive cobbler experience on ur resume

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Joust posted:

I personally hope it's a stranglin'.

*makes DeNiro face* Ayyyyyyy yoooooo, ooooh boy!

scopes
Jun 5, 2004

ilikedirt posted:

its a ironic nickname kinda like tiny for big guys. hes called tranny joe bc hes extremely cisgendered hes like a megacis. megacissy 6 home of judge dredd

ild owns

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

nyahhh I'm a gangsta see

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Wicker Man posted:

Hey boss, I got the stuff. What do YOU have for ME?

VIDEO GAME BURT ur job is to beat any video games that the mob bosses cant beat because their too hard. ur basically a video games hit man but u gotta let the mob bosses watch u play bc they dont wanna miss any of the story

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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
how about i give you a name OP

BIG SITTIN MARTY

whoa whoa whoa don't try to get that guy to stand up!!

whaddya crazy ya big cannoli cmerree

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