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etalian posted:The book is better than movie since it has more gratuitous sex scenes yeah, especially in the end when legolas and gimli explore holes with each other
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Do orcs have sex?I need to know if they're into sex for the fanfic im writing
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Zzulu posted:Do orcs have sex?I need to know if they're into sex for the fanfic im writing like you wouldnt believe
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Zzulu posted:Do orcs have sex?I need to know if they're into sex for the fanfic im writing in the second movie the orcs gently caress holes in the ground and they grow like fungus in the dirt
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Nefarious posted:Evangeline Lily is really just an off brand Kate Beckinsale. I hate to say it but Kate Beckinsale is like a 40something mom now
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Harime Nui posted:I hate to say it but Kate Beckinsale is like a 40something mom now Kate Beckinsale did nothing wrong. I still want both her AND Evangaline Lily to sit down on my penez repeatedly. 'Course, I turned 40 two months ago so that does skew my age limit for acceptable boning a bit.
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Harime Nui posted:I hate to say it but Kate Beckinsale is like a 40something mom now 
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Zzulu posted:Why don't the godbeings who sent Gandalf on his mission just get to work themselves and smoke Sauron with their godpowers they were all pissed cuz mortals didnt properly appreciate what they done for them basically spioled loving parents who cant put up with their kids growing up
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Saruman was better than Gandalf, he actually seemed to have more free will/personality and found a more original solution to dealing with Sauron. Gandalf's best plan was sending everyone on a one way suicide mission.
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etalian posted:Saruman was better than Gandalf, he actually seemed to have more free will/personality and found a more original solution to dealing with Sauron. its been a while since i watched the movies was saruman on saurons side or what
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Frostwerks posted:its been a while since i watched the movies was saruman on saurons side or what he's trying to double cross him but fucks it up real bad
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Wait, what was saurman's plan? All I can remember was that he tried to take a peek at the Magical Stones That You Probably Should Not Be Looking At Too Much and was then mentally dominated by Sauron.
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Linnear posted:Wait, what was saurman's plan? All I can remember was that he tried to take a peek at the Magical Stones That You Probably Should Not Be Looking At Too Much and was then mentally dominated by Sauron. He wanted to find the ring for himself, use it to defeat Sauron, and then unintentionally become just as big an rear end in a top hat
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etalian posted:Saruman was better than Gandalf, he actually seemed to have more free will/personality and found a more original solution to dealing with Sauron. nobody knows what gandalf's original plan was because it went to poo poo the moment they hit moria Zzulu posted:the last time he assumed powerful dudebro form this happened; same
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bartlebyshop posted:He wanted to find the ring for himself, use it to defeat Sauron, and then unintentionally become just as big an rear end in a top hat Christopher Lee would make a good dictator for life.
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Ok, I get that, but that doesn't seem like a particularly original or even good plan since the whole, you know, corruption thing, replacing one dark lord with another, etc.
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Linnear posted:Ok, I get that, but that doesn't seem like a particularly original or even good plan since the whole, you know, corruption thing, replacing one dark lord with another, etc. Saruman thought there was no way the Forces of Good could win without using the Ring. Everyone thought they could use the Ring for good without turning evil, that was its essential temptation.
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Linnear posted:Ok, I get that, but that doesn't seem like a particularly original or even good plan since the whole, you know, corruption thing, replacing one dark lord with another, etc. This was actually his long term plan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKJRPPA6NBQ
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The ending of Shadow of Mordor is super dumb because, knowing everything they do about the One Ring, they decide the best way to slap Sauron's poo poo is to make another One Ring but it'll work this time because reasons.
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Volcott posted:The ending of Shadow of Mordor is super dumb because, knowing everything they do about the One Ring, they decide the best way to slap Sauron's poo poo is to make another One Ring but it'll work this time because reasons. The main theme in Shadow of Mordor is evil white men manipulating innocent orcs to do their bidding.
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DeepQantas posted:It was greed that saved the seven kingdoms in the end. Greed and slippery feet. So Melkor was right??
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unlimited shrimp posted:So Melkor was right??
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anybody who knew about the ring and wasnta acomplete rear end in a top hat (elrond galadriel gandalf) didnt want anything to do with it bc they knew what would happen to them just like every other schmuck wh o touched it this makes saruman a complete rear end in a top hat by conrtadiction, bc he like any potential junkie thought he would be above addiction
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Volcott posted:The ending of Shadow of Mordor is super dumb because, knowing everything they do about the One Ring, they decide the best way to slap Sauron's poo poo is to make another One Ring but it'll work this time because reasons. I think this is pre LOTR and they didnt really know/believe that the ring was universally corrupting. Plus if the elf dude made another super powerful ring it could presumably be used for good without Sauron's interference. Theoretically though. The next game is probably you making the ring and slowly being corrupted by it.
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celebrimbor leanred the art of ringmaking from sauron, ie every ring he makes that way will necessarily be corrupted bc the corruption is built into the process
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RonMexicosPitbull posted:I think this is pre LOTR and they didnt really know/believe that the ring was universally corrupting. Plus if the elf dude made another super powerful ring it could presumably be used for good without Sauron's interference. Doubtful. The best stuff Celebrimbor (elf dude) made without Sauron's help (3 elf rings) were still weaker than the One Ring and Sauron could use it to overpower the Three. It's part of why the elves are so scared of him getting the One Ring back. e: quote:celebrimbor leanred the art of ringmaking from sauron, ie every ring he makes that way will necessarily be corrupted bc the corruption is built into the process Only the rings that Sauron touched were guaranteed to corrupt you. But once he had the One back he could turn the Three to his side and gain the knowledge of everything that their wearers had seen and done.
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nomadologique posted:celebrimbor leanred the art of ringmaking from sauron, ie every ring he makes that way will necessarily be corrupted bc the corruption is built into the process Does he know that? I barely remember the game's story I just murdered everything.
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put it this way, dude designed the basic environment and built backdoors into that poo poo, anything you code in there he can crack open like a poemogranate
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Moridin920 posted:game of orcs shadow of mordor owns
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Yea buy the game now if you havent. This is more important than if one elf lord knew if the other elf lord was loving with his poo poo
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RonMexicosPitbull posted:Yea buy the game now if you havent. This is more important than if one elf lord knew if the other elf lord was loving with his poo poo
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RonMexicosPitbull posted:Yea buy the game now if you havent. This is more important than if one elf lord knew if the other elf lord was loving with his poo poo it's basically the rear end in a top hat sim of the year
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one thing i really liked about the books as opposed to the films was the depiction of the actions of the ents. of course the movies had to have epic tree battles, but it lacks the ominous feeling of "there's a forest where our army used to be wtf"
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Listen... let's talk about that elf from the last movie, pretty good I thought
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sexy young infidel posted:Listen... let's talk about that elf from the last movie, pretty good I thought same
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Ka0 posted:Evangelion lily is hot.  This is scene alone justified the existence of LOST.   
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Just saw the last hobbit movie and Gandalf the loving wizard didn't do any loving magic at all. Wtf!!!
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Tony Homo posted:Just saw the last hobbit movie and Gandalf the loving wizard didn't do any loving magic at all. Wtf!!! He doesn't do magic. He smokes weed, shoots fireworks, and cons midgets into doing his work for him.
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