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MisterMachine
Oct 15, 2014

by Ralp
Some dude filmed this poo poo and it looks crazy. This is what he said....

I was driving home after work when this UFO or whatever you call it caught my eye. I pulled over in front of somebody's house to film it. I would have got a better shot but I didn't want to jump these peoples fence. Anyway I don't know what the hell to make of it. Couldn't have been a plane cause there was no noise. And I never heard a crash after either. The Orb thing flew straight up into the sky and disappeared. Sorry I didn't film that. I didn't know what to focus my attention on.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE1xcYXTZJI

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Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
Retards made it 750 billion miles and hosed the landing haha

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
nice viral vid ken

edit: i think the orb may be chaff will post more deets later

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
looks like ur moms dildeau arrived lmao!

Dunk Bot 3000
Mar 19, 2009
why are aliens so poo poo at flying they always blow up or just sit in the sky for a while and leave then probably blow up anyways when they get back to their planet wtf?

Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

whys the video so long

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Dunk Bot 3000 posted:

why are aliens so poo poo at flying they always blow up or just sit in the sky for a while and leave then probably blow up anyways when they get back to their planet wtf?

There's no gravity in space, they're not used to flying in it, duh

MisterMachine
Oct 15, 2014

by Ralp

Sintax posted:

nice viral vid ken

edit: i think the orb may be chaff will post more deets later

Who are you talking to and what are you even talking about. Please edit again.

Othin
Nov 20, 2002

Hair Elf
Great footage. One of the best I've ever seen. Please contact me ASAP. I have an offer for you.

MisterMachine
Oct 15, 2014

by Ralp

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

There's no gravity in space, they're not used to flying in it, duh

Lolol.

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

actually there is gravity in space, the whole 'no gravity' thing is a lie made up by NASA so people wont venture into space on theyre own

MisterMachine
Oct 15, 2014

by Ralp

Davincie posted:

whys the video so long

Dumb rookie upload...lol It looks like it was his first.

MisterMachine
Oct 15, 2014

by Ralp

Othin posted:

Great footage. One of the best I've ever seen. Please contact me ASAP. I have an offer for you.

Really. What's the offer.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Dunk Bot 3000 posted:

why are aliens so poo poo at flying they always blow up or just sit in the sky for a while and leave then probably blow up anyways when they get back to their planet wtf?

Their FTL drive comes off as they reach earth and their forward momentum slams them straight into a shitload of our orbital space debris, and they crash land.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
im more concerned about the vast hovering pyramid in frame and the obelisk that seems to have tendrils (probably organic) growing horizontally from it

theperminator
Sep 16, 2009

by Smythe
Fun Shoe
" Couldn't have been a plane cause there was no noise." lol

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Looks like a photoshop to me but who photoshopped it? Maybe aliens?!?!

theperminator
Sep 16, 2009

by Smythe
Fun Shoe
Aliens with terrible cameras that make it look like a video being played back on a TV then recorded again with another terrible camera.

Maybe they let an Asian Woman Alien drive.

MisterMachine
Oct 15, 2014

by Ralp

theperminator posted:

" Couldn't have been a plane cause there was no noise." lol

Yeah. LMAO.

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
Did you ask the aliens what they filmed crashing?

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Honestly probay a satellite deorbiting and then catching on fire or releasing shitloads of toxic fumes.

theperminator
Sep 16, 2009

by Smythe
Fun Shoe

Fallows posted:

Did you ask the aliens what they filmed crashing?

It's for an Alien driver safety video

MUSCULAR BEAVER
Dec 26, 2014

HENDO! HENDO!
The alien did a poop becuse it was scarred and this explains the swamp gas in the orb

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
"A meteor? WTF is that? This was clearly aliens. Do you know anything? GOD!"

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

Harime Nui posted:

Retards made it 750 billion miles and hosed the landing haha

we almost hosed the landing on that comet with the guy in the tit shirt what do you expect of literal interstellar rim shots?

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

quote:

**Update**
Do not attempt to re-upload this video.
I will have it removed.

LOL out loud...Watch my re-upload instead:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc8Iz4QZlO0

Rapman the Cook fucked around with this message at 14:36 on Jan 5, 2015

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

theperminator posted:

It's for an Alien driver safety video
disintegrated blood on the exosphere: sober reentry of normal dimensional space and you

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



how do you know its crashing are you one of them

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Yeah maybe they're from a backwards planet and it's how they take off? Or maybe WE are the backwards planet.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



i wonder if they realized they are on the wrong coast if they were looking for the world trade center.

MisterMachine
Oct 15, 2014

by Ralp

Doc Block posted:

"A meteor? WTF is that? This was clearly aliens. Do you know anything? GOD!"

Seeeriously.

MisterMachine
Oct 15, 2014

by Ralp
....

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
ha ha, orb

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
ufo filmed loving op in rear end

MisterMachine
Oct 15, 2014

by Ralp

Rapman the Cook posted:

LOL out loud...Watch my re-upload instead:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc8Iz4QZlO0

.....

Dusty Baker 2
Jul 8, 2011

Keyboard Inghimasi
op your voice is gay.

MisterMachine
Oct 15, 2014

by Ralp

Dusty Baker 2 posted:

op your voice is gay.

Dumb rear end. That's not me you loving retarded twat.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
wow, you are pretty sensitive about your voice, and maybe your sexuality. which you shouldn't be

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
op confirmed to be huge fag

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baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
do not make fun of people, for their sexuality

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