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Ahundredbux: Oct 25, 2007; The right to bear arms

Skwirl posted:

I have a sneaking suspicion that being blissfully ignorant of who that is, is better than the alternative.

he's one of the giant bomb guys

# ? Jan 5, 2015 13:50

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# ? May 9, 2024 19:59

JainDoh: Nov 5, 2002

Dan may have certain things where he knows he has his blindfolds on and willingly doesn't take them off. This is true. He's sheltered and then did it to himself as an adult.

I am convinced that he, in his love of wrestling, is deliberately playing this up -- particularly when he first showed up -- to play the role of the 'heel' for that dynamic. It's mostly an elaborate troll.

Why? Cause he was just gleeful about it. Then he quit doing it so much and started having discussions about "weird stuff". And he's trying new poo poo now. Anime, unfortunately, but he swore it off repeatedly during all his bullshitting.

Sheltered, yes, but if you think that man completely unintelligent, read one of his reviews. They're not great literature, but it's clear he's at least articulate on a level above what he normally shows.

# ? Jan 5, 2015 14:13

Eye of Widesauron: Mar 29, 2014

So far the thread's prospects are looking better than expected. :wth:

Anyone wanna play some Borderlands 1 sometime this week?

# ? Jan 5, 2015 14:40

hubris.height: Jan 6, 2005; Pork Pro

god drat

meta discussion of threads is worse than stux posts please stop it

e: maybe make a thread for discussing the games chat thread, or an irc for you all to flaff about with each others turgid gas chamber posts

hubris.height fucked around with this message at 14:52 on Jan 5, 2015

# ? Jan 5, 2015 14:49

hubris.height: Jan 6, 2005; Pork Pro

what is the first jrpg that will be speed runned during agdq or did i already miss it

# ? Jan 5, 2015 14:52

Eye of Widesauron: Mar 29, 2014

hubris.height posted:

god drat

meta discussion of threads is worse than stux posts please stop it

e: maybe make a thread for discussing the games chat thread, or an irc for you all to flaff about with each others turgid gas chamber posts

whoah

# ? Jan 5, 2015 14:56

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

hubris.height posted:

what is the first jrpg that will be speed runned during agdq or did i already miss it

I think the first and only JRPG run will be Final Fantasy VII, it's like 4th run before the end of AGDQ. Maybe there's something else, check yourself - I haven't memorized all JRPGs out there.

# ? Jan 5, 2015 15:01

hubris.height: Jan 6, 2005; Pork Pro

kalstrams posted:

I think the first and only JRPG run will be Final Fantasy VII, it's like 4th run before the end of AGDQ. Maybe there's something else, check yourself - I haven't memorized all JRPGs out there.

highlight of sgdq for me was the ff6 run towards the end, i figured they'd have a ton to fill time at the end. i'll take a look at the list thanks for the link

# ? Jan 5, 2015 15:09

Ahundredbux: Oct 25, 2007; The right to bear arms

Eye of Widesauron posted:

So far the thread's prospects are looking better than expected.

Anyone wanna play some Borderlands 1 sometime this week?

Is this a serious post cause I kinda wanna play that

# ? Jan 5, 2015 15:13

VideoGames: Aug 18, 2003

Ahundredbux posted:

Is this a serious post cause I kinda wanna play that

why wouldnt it be serious? borderlands is good fun.

# ? Jan 5, 2015 15:39

Eye of Widesauron: Mar 29, 2014

Ahundredbux posted:

Is this a serious post cause I kinda wanna play that

Yeah it's serious.

# ? Jan 5, 2015 15:51

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

https://www.instant.ly/report/54a985dde4b0cea5d72c8c2a
reddit star citizen survey of 2988 people, some observations:

97% male and almost as many people specified a joke gender as female

15% have spent $1000-9999 on star citizen

5% of that group did so while making <$10k/year

59% want it to feature nudity for some reason

41% have "complete" confidence it will be a great game on release, 49% have "high" confidence

# ? Jan 5, 2015 16:02

Sdoots: Nov 3, 2013; I did this and could have stopped it, but nothing in nature ever follows a gaussian curve. Sure, they'll tell you that it does. They say that every five minutes someone dies in a car accident, but how often are there seven hundred and sixty one armless and legless corpses in one hangar?

Only if I can use Brick and this rifle someone gave me called the "bitch rider" that fires 300 rounds a second and holds infinite ammo

# ? Jan 5, 2015 16:03

Eye of Widesauron: Mar 29, 2014

Sdoots posted:

Only if I can use Brick and this rifle someone gave me called the "bitch rider" that fires 300 rounds a second and holds infinite ammo

The best way to use brick is to only use his action skill but get the CD on it to basically nothing imo.

# ? Jan 5, 2015 16:07

Davincie: Jul 7, 2008

kalstrams posted:

nude spaceships?

# ? Jan 5, 2015 16:08

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Davincie posted:

nude spaceships?

I'm not even going to pretend that I get most of these people.

Edit:

univbee posted:

well poo poo, now you made me remember that someone on their forums was legit-asking for authenticity in their piracy and have the ability to rape the crew of the ship they took over

# ? Jan 5, 2015 16:09

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

I'd nod my head and promise to add anything to my space game as long as people kept throwing money at it.

# ? Jan 5, 2015 16:13

Sdoots: Nov 3, 2013; I did this and could have stopped it, but nothing in nature ever follows a gaussian curve. Sure, they'll tell you that it does. They say that every five minutes someone dies in a car accident, but how often are there seven hundred and sixty one armless and legless corpses in one hangar?

Eye of Widesauron posted:

The best way to use brick is to only use his action skill but get the CD on it to basically nothing imo.

I agree but I like to go up to people online and go "hey check out this dumb modded gun someone gave me" and then tell them the stupid name it has that is loving hilarious if you have enough alcohol in you or are in high school.

Sdoots fucked around with this message at 16:39 on Jan 5, 2015

# ? Jan 5, 2015 16:14

Eye of Widesauron: Mar 29, 2014

Sdoots posted:

I agree but I like to go up to people online and go "hey check out this dumb modded gun someone gave me" and then tell them the stupid name it has that is loving hilarious if you have enough alcohol in you or are in high school.

Some of the names in BL1 ended upbeing pretty funny my favorite was my eridian sidearm 01110101010101

# ? Jan 5, 2015 16:40

Sdoots: Nov 3, 2013; I did this and could have stopped it, but nothing in nature ever follows a gaussian curve. Sure, they'll tell you that it does. They say that every five minutes someone dies in a car accident, but how often are there seven hundred and sixty one armless and legless corpses in one hangar?

Eye of Widesauron posted:

Some of the names in BL1 ended upbeing pretty funny my favorite was my eridian sidearm 01110101010101

I wish the Eridian stuff wasn't generally terrible. They seemed fun but then you used them and they did piss-all damage.

# ? Jan 5, 2015 16:43

Up to the Elves: Nov 4, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

icantfindaname posted:

So I'm playing Far Cry 3, and in addition to the "white man sees the heart of darkness from the noble savages and the big titty temple queen" or whatever the gently caress, apparently there's also a Pulp Fiction style exploitation homorape scene

gently caress You Ubisoft

yeah ive avoided these for a reason !

# ? Jan 5, 2015 16:46

Up to the Elves: Nov 4, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

hubris.height posted:

highlight of sgdq for me was the ff6 run towards the end, i figured they'd have a ton to fill time at the end. i'll take a look at the list thanks for the link

# ? Jan 5, 2015 16:48

Ahundredbux: Oct 25, 2007; The right to bear arms

I can't remember but is there a borderlands 1 guys or gal who is good with shotguns? The soldier guy perhaps?

# ? Jan 5, 2015 17:37

Eye of Widesauron: Mar 29, 2014

Ahundredbux posted:

I can't remember but is there a borderlands 1 guys or gal who is good with shotguns? The soldier guy perhaps?

Roland (soldier) has a skill specifically devoted to shotguns.

# ? Jan 5, 2015 17:39

JainDoh: Nov 5, 2002

kalstrams posted:

star citizen

Beautiful. I've said it before, anyone who legit dropped over a grand on star cit before anything was playable and it WASNT to re-sell to these people later? It would serve them right for the entire game to be a disaster.

I've got a lot more respect for the people ballsy enough to have forseen this and risked over a grand but made good money easily.

# ? Jan 5, 2015 17:57

axelblaze: Oct 18, 2006; Congratulations The One Concern!!!

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Is there any real reason for the Star Citizen guy to even actually ever make the game?

# ? Jan 5, 2015 18:30

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

started Dark souls 1 yesterday. Apparently I am better at gaming than I was 2 years ago because it is a lot easier than when i tried it when the PC version came out. I hope I can stick with it an finally beat the game.

Kicking is hard still though. I guess that's on purpose? half the time I do a lunge attack.

# ? Jan 5, 2015 18:34

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

axleblaze posted:

Is there any real reason for the Star Citizen guy to even actually ever make the game?

If he wants to retire, no.

# ? Jan 5, 2015 18:34

Fergus Mac Roich: Nov 5, 2008; Soiled Meat

euphronius posted:

started Dark souls 1 yesterday. Apparently I am better at gaming than I was 2 years ago because it is a lot easier than when i tried it when the PC version came out. I hope I can stick with it an finally beat the game.

Kicking is hard still though. I guess that's on purpose? half the time I do a lunge attack.

The timing is pretty tight on the kick. Early on I had to consciously force myself to start moving the stick forward first, but after enough practice you can do it naturally

# ? Jan 5, 2015 19:57

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Yup, 47 hours in my kicks still are hit or miss.

# ? Jan 5, 2015 20:00

SweetBro: May 12, 2014; Did you read that sister?
Yes, truly a shitposter's post. I read it, Rem.

The Legend has no use for your scrubbie kicks.

# ? Jan 5, 2015 20:01

frank.club: Jan 15, 2011; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I hope everyone's got some entries for that fan fiction dome contest thread lol

# ? Jan 5, 2015 20:38

Eye of Widesauron: Mar 29, 2014

Acquire Currency! posted:

I hope everyone's got some entries for that fan fiction dome contest thread lol

That thread is a good chance to say the naughty N word to everyone under the guise of Literature. (Please don't do that).

# ? Jan 5, 2015 20:41

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.