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Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

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I can tell because my skin and flesh stands up straight and doesn't just goob down on the floor all the time, and also cause i feel pressure building up in my butt. There is a skeleton in every one of us, but not everybody has a poo in them right now.

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Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
that is spooky

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
outside of me, there is a skeleton and poo

JainDoh
Nov 5, 2002

Omar strollin'
prolly more than one poo unless youve got an eating disorder

Ever take a look at your own rear end in a top hat? Blew my fuckin mind.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
I'm also full of poo poo!

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

Harime Nui posted:

I'm also full of poo poo!

But enough about your posting...

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
how do u tell if ur skeleton got poo on it

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

how do u tell if ur skeleton got poo on it

you have to use sounding techniques, like for finding fish

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

what if u have poo but no skeleton
should I see a doctor or just consult TCC

Othin
Nov 20, 2002

Hair Elf
Not in the bible, sounds like bullshit.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

BottledBodhisvata posted:

But enough about your posting...

Everytime you post, i wonder if this nigga knows his name is spelled wrong (bodhisattva) sry

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
If skeletons were real would they need to have poos

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

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Nap Ghost
Your stomach is full of vomit right now.

NFX
Jun 2, 2008

Fun Shoe
I feel that skellington jokes are getting worn out, like epic internet bacon.

But poop jokes never die.

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

crisis over everyone its ok i googled it and it turns out i am a spider so i wear my skeleton on the outside very convenient
phew

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I am a poo skeleton

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

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UPDATE: i gave birth to the poo and now there is just a skelly inside of me, and some various fluids and things.

O-Unit
Oct 22, 2005

Jon Do posted:

Ever take a look at your own rear end in a top hat? Blew my fuckin mind.

I hadn't so I just took the mirror off the wall and put it on the floor and squatted over it. Wish I hadnt it was disgusting. No wonder God put the rear end in a top hat somewhere we can't see it without heathen modern technology like reflections

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Shithouse Dave posted:

I can tell because my skin and flesh stands up straight and doesn't just goob down on the floor all the time, and also cause i feel pressure building up in my butt. There is a skeleton in every one of us, but not everybody has a poo in them right now.

Shithouse Dave, just talkin' 'bout shittin'/

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Shithouse Dave posted:

UPDATE: i gave birth to the poo and now there is just a skelly inside of me, and some various fluids and things.

mazeltov!

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
I wanted that to be all caps but I accidentally hit capslock right as I wanted to hold shift and they cancelled out.

Sidecrab
Jul 16, 2012

skeleton here

hiya

Sidecrab
Jul 16, 2012

Spanish Manlove posted:

I wanted that to be all caps but I accidentally hit capslock right as I wanted to hold shift and they cancelled out.

shameful

DisposableHero
Feb 25, 2005
bah weep granna weep ninny bong

Shithouse Dave posted:

UPDATE: i gave birth to the poo and now there is just a skelly inside of me, and some various fluids and things.

You weren't supposed to let it out! You've done it now!

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
may i be the poobaby's godfather? Also it's a good thing they were already baptized by the toilet water

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

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Spanish Manlove posted:

may i be the poobaby's godfather? Also it's a good thing they were already baptized by the toilet water

Yes. You are responsible for the religious education of my turdbaby, and you may also choose a name for him.

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

That's some freaky poo poo OP, I hope we can all find a solution to this soon.

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

Spanish Manlove posted:

I wanted that to be all caps but I accidentally hit capslock right as I wanted to hold shift and they cancelled out.
pobresita

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Shithouse Dave posted:

UPDATE: i gave birth to the poo and now there is just a skelly inside of me, and some various fluids and things.

a skeleton who runs out of poop and fluids is a mummy

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

im a fleshy sack of assorted bones in a heap and my life couldnt be better

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Shithouse Dave posted:

Yes. You are responsible for the religious education of my turdbaby, and you may also choose a name for him.

Woah, I think it's a little early to start imposing roles on it, don't you?

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

Spanish Manlove posted:

Woah, I think it's a little early to start imposing roles on it, don't you?
sjw much

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

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he's my BOY and he is gonna play COLLEGE FOOTBALL

you keep your libreal ideas and socialism outta this

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

vaguely posted:

sjw much

I saw propaghandi live last weekend and my eyes are open now. No longer will I be blind to the social and gender welfare of the next generation of poo-sons and poo-daughters

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

my poo sits in my web and serves a target for where i hurl my net to catch prey and if they don't like it they can gently caress right off tbh

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

you're really just a brain piloting a meat robot, pretty cray cray

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


If you are pregnant with a boy you have a penis inside you

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

Goodpancakes posted:

If you are pregnant with a boy you have a penis inside you

so every boy has been a motherfucker at some point....

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TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Goodpancakes posted:

If you are pregnant with a boy you have a penis inside you

if you're pregnant with twin boys you have 2 inside you AT THE SAME TIME

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