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Top City Homo: Oct 15, 2014; Ramrod XTreme

Skeesix posted:

Looked in a little further. I obviously can't confirm that they're all the same people, but the last photo is Olga Andrianova in 2010. She managed the Russian women's curling squad from at least 2003-2012 and probably much longer. With Sochi coming up Russia decided to drop her and hire some Swiss(?) guy to do better. Of course the only team that did worse in women's curling was the US at Sochi. So far we're well in RUSSIA.jpg territory.

There is also a record of an almost 6 foot tall Olga Andrianova competing for the USSR in the women's discus in 1976. That Olga was born in 1949, meaning that the bottom picture is of a 63 year old woman. Turns out if your hot Russian girl is also an Olympic-level athlete the babushkization will be slower than normal.

that woman could crush a man with her powerful legs even at 63

# ? Jan 6, 2015 21:37

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# ? May 30, 2024 15:55

Hungry Joe: Nov 27, 2006; DDFH

Skeesix posted:

Looked in a little further. I obviously can't confirm that they're all the same people, but the last photo is Olga Andrianova in 2010. She managed the Russian women's curling squad from at least 2003-2012 and probably much longer. With Sochi coming up Russia decided to drop her and hire some Swiss(?) guy to do better. Of course the only team that did worse in women's curling was the US at Sochi. So far we're well in RUSSIA.jpg territory.

There is also a record of an almost 6 foot tall Olga Andrianova competing for the USSR in the women's discus in 1976. That Olga was born in 1949, meaning that the bottom picture is of a 63 year old woman. Turns out if your hot Russian girl is also an Olympic-level athlete the babushkization will be slower than normal.

God drat, if I had a lab I would give you a r/d grant to try to isolate this phenomenon

# ? Jan 6, 2015 21:49

naem: May 29, 2011

Isn't there a Babushkizasia separatist region outside Kyrzzziggushistaistan

# ? Jan 6, 2015 21:56

barbecue at the folks: Jul 20, 2007

Speaking of babushkas, Russia sent a team of them to Eurovision Song Contest in 2012.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOTBIJCAnKE

They seem so happy to be away from whatever Siberian hellhole they were abducted from, while knowing that after the show, they will be shipped right back to knit potatoes out of rusty steel wool :shobon:

# ? Jan 6, 2015 22:06

Osama Dozen-Dongs: Nov 29, 2014

Naxuz posted:

Speaking of babushkas, Russia sent a team of them to Eurovision Song Contest in 2012.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOTBIJCAnKE

They seem so happy to be away from whatever Siberian hellhole they were abducted from, while knowing that after the show, they will be shipped right back to knit potatoes out of rusty steel wool

Fun fact, they're actually members of a repressed ethnic minority. You have to wonder who made that decision, seeing how they usually get beaten or murdered for writing newspapers in their own language.

# ? Jan 6, 2015 22:46

twit666: Nov 16, 2006; Soiled Meat

"C'mon Eileen"

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# ? Jan 7, 2015 00:20

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

twit666 posted:

"C'mon Eileen"

I have a weird compulsion to mention that the person who wrote and performed that song freely admitted that it means exactly what you think it does.

# ? Jan 7, 2015 00:25

snuggle baby luvs hugs: Aug 30, 2005

twit666 posted:

"C'mon Eileen"

Alright gonna come out and say it- her nipple is in the side of her tit

# ? Jan 7, 2015 01:48

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

The other kid is only missing a cigarette for a perfectly accurate illustration of Russia.

# ? Jan 7, 2015 01:58

Maneki Neko: Oct 27, 2000

mobby_6kl posted:

The other kid is only missing a cigarette for a perfectly accurate illustration of Russia.

Add some lovely bangs on that forehead and you're set!

# ? Jan 7, 2015 02:00

ManMythLegend: Aug 18, 2003; I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

mobby_6kl posted:

The other kid is only missing a cigarette for a perfectly accurate illustration of Russia.

The best part of this is like a few seconds later when a fire extinguisher fails to work or something and Archer says, "how are you even a super power?!?!"

# ? Jan 7, 2015 02:11

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

What? You hear machine guns and decide now's a good time to take out the... oh, that's groceries.

I'm sorry. I thought it was garbage.

# ? Jan 7, 2015 02:38

EmperorFritoBandito: Aug 7, 2010; by exmarx

mobby_6kl posted:

The other kid is only missing a cigarette for a perfectly accurate illustration of Russia.

Not squatting or doing floor gymnastics on top of a bridge, rated 3/10

# ? Jan 7, 2015 05:37

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

# ? Jan 7, 2015 10:01

Panamaniac: Jun 18, 2007; HEROES NEVER DIE

Hogge Wild posted:

Did someone give her a small dead dog?

# ? Jan 7, 2015 10:03

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Mr. Popo posted:

Did someone give her a small dead dog?

a meal you mean

# ? Jan 7, 2015 11:34

BCR: Jan 23, 2011

Now family can eat.

# ? Jan 7, 2015 13:32

MyChemicalImbalance: Sep 15, 2007; Keep on smilin'

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=394075457420685

Can't find it on YouTube but it's most definitely in fitting with the vibe of the thread and the wonderful, dark and unwavering Spirit of the Slav.

MyChemicalImbalance fucked around with this message at 16:22 on Jan 7, 2015

# ? Jan 7, 2015 15:48

bignose: Mar 21, 2006; fucked up

I am going to Belarus next week (with some student organization). Here's a short piece about the national cuisine from the Belarussian organizers... potato is life.

quote:

While in Belarus, you should definitely try national Belarusian dishes. Belarusian
national cuisine has a long history. The most popular product and ingredient of the
Belarusian cuisine is potato. Potato is at the Belarusian table every season and in
any state - fried, boiled, baked, stuffed. It is an ingredient for soups, and salads, and
patties. One of the favorite specialties among all the generations of the Belarusians
is, for sure, draniki - potato thick pancakes. Certainly, potato is not the only one that
the Belarusians eat. Carrot, cabbage, peas, sorrel, mushrooms, berries, river fish, as
well as cultured milk foods are also widely used in the cuisine. It is specific, that the
dishes of the Belarusian cuisine are rare very spicy. The Belarusian cuisine cares not
so much about some special ingredients, but the process of their cooking. Just one
product (whether it is oatmeal, or rye flour, or potato) can be cooked, but then it is
cooked complexly.

# ? Jan 7, 2015 16:11

Top City Homo: Oct 15, 2014; Ramrod XTreme

MyChemicalImbalance posted:

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=394075457420685

Can't find it on YouTube but it's most definitely in fitting with the vibe of the thread and the wonderful, dark and unwavering Spirit of the Slav.

its poland and that looks staged for some reason

# ? Jan 7, 2015 18:02

Top City Homo: Oct 15, 2014; Ramrod XTreme

bignose posted:

I am going to Belarus next week (with some student organization). Here's a short piece about the national cuisine from the Belarussian organizers... potato is life.

Belarus is russified as gently caress so you are basically going to a soviet museum

Belarus is closer to Poland and Baltic states than to Russia but as long as comrade lukeshenko is in power they all think of themselves as russians

# ? Jan 7, 2015 18:03

Demonachizer: Aug 7, 2004

bignose posted:

I am going to Belarus next week (with some student organization). Here's a short piece about the national cuisine from the Belarussian organizers... potato is life.

Minsk is a nice enough place and the people seemed super super nice when I was there. Not sure if recent happenings changed anything but they seemed to like Americans. If I wasn't married/with my wife I am pretty sure I could have had a lot of sex. HTH.

# ? Jan 7, 2015 19:44

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

Moon Potato posted:

Those Hooded Crows look like they know how to have fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZffaF2HAPZg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUBMSnHH7hc

From the Critterquest thread.

# ? Jan 7, 2015 20:10

Top City Homo: Oct 15, 2014; Ramrod XTreme

Hogge Wild posted:

From the Critterquest thread.

crows as a species own balls

# ? Jan 7, 2015 20:11

Top City Homo: Oct 15, 2014; Ramrod XTreme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_rZgkg2cUA

# ? Jan 7, 2015 20:19

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

kalstrams posted:

How Russian is born

# ? Jan 8, 2015 03:56

vivisectvnv: Aug 5, 2003

kalstrams posted:

this was IDed as a non-russian no?

# ? Jan 8, 2015 05:27

Nelson Mandingo: Mar 27, 2005

http://vimeo.com/1223566

# ? Jan 8, 2015 05:28

Max Manus: Oct 25, 2004; Saboteur par excellence.; Nap Ghost

vivisectvnv posted:

this was IDed as a non-russian no?

Norwegian.

EDIT: His youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/apetor

Max Manus fucked around with this message at 05:38 on Jan 8, 2015

# ? Jan 8, 2015 05:36

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Demonachizer posted:

Minsk is a nice enough place and the people seemed super super nice when I was there. Not sure if recent happenings changed anything but they seemed to like Americans. If I wasn't married/with my wife I am pretty sure I could have had a lot of sex. HTH.

not anymore because you don't have backwards letters anymore lmao

# ? Jan 8, 2015 05:45

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

i watched that herzog documentary about siberian trappers or whatever that sombody recommended here and holy poo poo :stare:

# ? Jan 8, 2015 06:05

Frog Act: Feb 10, 2012

yeah its pretty cool the way they maintain those different cabins and pole around on those little canoes. badass dogs too

# ? Jan 8, 2015 06:07

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

dude was splitting a tree using sharpened parts of the same tree

# ? Jan 8, 2015 06:08

Top City Homo: Oct 15, 2014; Ramrod XTreme

PathAsc posted:

so, how many of those women look 30 60 years older since that was from 2009 or so?

all of them

# ? Jan 8, 2015 07:00

The North Tower: Aug 20, 2007; You should throw it in the ocean.

Hogge Wild posted:

Looks like a good 40th birthday to me!

# ? Jan 8, 2015 07:32

Accretionist: Nov 7, 2012; I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

thathonkey posted:

i watched that herzog documentary about siberian trappers or whatever that sombody recommended here and holy poo poo

It's amazing and available on Netflix Streaming, everybody

Happy People - A Year in the Taiga

# ? Jan 8, 2015 07:36

InequalityGodzilla: May 31, 2012

Hogge Wild posted:

From the Critterquest thread.

On the one hand that's adorable and once again shows how awesome crows are.

On the other hand it's worrying because animals have waaaaay lower alcohol tolerances than humans. It's possible that could've ended up killing the crow directly or indirectly by making it stumble into traffic or something

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