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would you mind uploading a photo of that dick of yours, op?
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Jan 14, 2015 10:14
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run them over with ur car. put it in reverse and then run them over with ur car again. do it again
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Jan 14, 2015 10:14
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lol at the tiny americans compared to low hanging australian dongs
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Jan 14, 2015 10:16
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get your friends real drunk until they pass out then teabag them and take pictures. but only if you have huge saggy nuts
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Jan 14, 2015 10:16
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lmao 3.8
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Jan 14, 2015 10:16
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I mean I knew the stereotype about asians but I didn't know they actually had it that bad god drat
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Jan 14, 2015 10:17
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the tragedy of it is the congo cocks are packin aids rounds
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Jan 14, 2015 10:18
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Mr. Popo posted:Ahahahahahahaha hey! i'm in a vulnerable state right now
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Jan 14, 2015 10:19
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better than the frustrated unsatisfied state that you leave women in
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Jan 14, 2015 10:20
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:run them over with ur car. put it in reverse and then run them over with ur car again. do it again well i'm asian and i crashed my car 
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Jan 14, 2015 10:21
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what kind of asian ru b/c if ur bhutanese or something that can be kind of alluring but if ur japanese or chinese u can gently caress off op
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Jan 14, 2015 10:22
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Frank Jameso posted:well i'm asian and i crashed my car sorry forgot about this
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Jan 14, 2015 10:22
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Robo Reagan posted:lmao 3.8
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Jan 14, 2015 10:23
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Fonzarelli posted:better than the frustrated unsatisfied state that you leave women in what makes you say that?
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Jan 14, 2015 10:25
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:what kind of asian ru b/c if ur bhutanese or something that can be kind of alluring but if ur japanese or chinese u can gently caress off op korean. so if that graph is correct i have a huge wang
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Jan 14, 2015 10:25
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Be all like, "So what? It's not like I use it for anything."
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Jan 14, 2015 10:28
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in order to make sure you get maximum enjoyment out of this encounter here is a brief statistics lesson and some data on penii, as you can see mine is statistically bigger than jupiter
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Jan 14, 2015 10:28
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post youre dick
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Jan 14, 2015 10:29
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:post youre dick gotta find a USB electron microscope first, heyo
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Jan 14, 2015 10:33
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wangstroms
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Jan 14, 2015 10:34
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:post youre dick Nobody is willing to help him find it. ...poo poo.
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Jan 14, 2015 10:35
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again and i need to emphasiwe this i have a coke can penis and you know what that may be below average in length but vaginas are weird so throw whatever you got in there and hope her weird junk gets off cause some times theyre lovin it and some times they have orgasm problems and thats just life
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Jan 14, 2015 10:38
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Frankenstyle posted:Be all like, "So what? It's not like I use it for anything." laff
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Jan 14, 2015 10:42
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:post youre dick i'd rather not. i could e-mail it to you but we both know you're gonna post it
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Jan 14, 2015 10:45
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Frank Jameso posted:what makes you say that? well its probably too small and thin to satisfy a woman properly
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Jan 14, 2015 10:46
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Frank Jameso posted:i'd rather not. i could e-mail it to you but we both know you're gonna post it to be fair he might just want to masturbate to it like any of us
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Jan 14, 2015 10:46
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Frank Jameso posted:i'd rather not. i could e-mail it to you but we both know you're gonna post it if you email it to me i promise i wont post it
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Jan 14, 2015 10:47
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Fonzarelli posted:well its probably too small and thin to satisfy a woman properly okay
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Jan 14, 2015 10:48
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Au8Un18KhDg&t=459s
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Jan 14, 2015 10:48
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Frank Jameso posted:i'd rather not. i could e-mail it to you but we both know you're gonna post it email it to orkin and he will relate it to us verbally
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Jan 14, 2015 10:48
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Orkin Mang posted:if you email it to me i promise i wont post it need some collateral
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Jan 14, 2015 10:48
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thanks orkin
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Jan 14, 2015 10:48
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Frank Jameso posted:need some collateral i have a promise if youd like to hold onto it.
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Jan 14, 2015 10:49
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If you snail mail it to me, I'll lie and say it's massive. Like five and a half inches massive!
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Jan 14, 2015 10:49
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Orkin Mang posted:i have a promise if youd like to hold onto it. a promise ring? better be expensive
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Jan 14, 2015 10:51
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maybe pose an action figure so it's doing that "I caught a fish thiiiiis big!" hands spread apart gesture but spread the length of your cock, and take a picture of that with something else in there for scale
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Jan 14, 2015 10:52
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click the dick pic to view at full size.... ahaha poo poo thats no thumbnail son
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Jan 14, 2015 10:52
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no a promise, its like a thought or something.
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Jan 14, 2015 10:53
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Tell them that you have handled so much dick in your life that you can safely say that you are a bit above the average.
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