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Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary
i followed the advice in every kyoon post and now i can cook a mean scrambled eggs on toast

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
at first when i read that i didnt know whether or not its true or not but reading again i feel like its not so sure,

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Do not ban the OP.

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
i clicked all of the links in the OP, good stuff

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
I read every word aloud and joyfully roll them around on my tongue like a big fat nipple

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
HOLY gently caress

I HAVE BEEN WAITING LIKE TWO YEARS FOR THIS

finally

kyoon is back babay

turbomoose
Nov 29, 2008
Playing the banjo can be a relaxing activity and create lifelong friendships!
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:backtowork:
This trip only sounds moderately dangerous tbh

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

kyoon would be a pretty good pokemon

red state bait
Dec 9, 2006

Posts: 26,721
Rank: Ultra Patriot
:swoon: for kyoon

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Mr. Pumroy posted:

kyoon would be a pretty good pokemon

pokyoonmon

HUG ME FOREVER
Dec 6, 2006

Gay for TF2! :love:

kyoon the beasts have missed you :sax:

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

shelley
Nov 8, 2010
free kyoon

add a caro to your order for the LOW LOW COST of 99 cent s

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
How do we know that the reptoid admin hasn't stealth-edited the OP into insane gibberish to hide the prophet's truth!

We can't know truth from illusion unless Kyoon is made admin immediately.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



kyoon is masaokis?

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






kyoon is caro

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
there is no kyoon but kyoon and kyoon is our prophet

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
banning kyoon is unethical. you know he has a compulsion to re-register and post, and you're just taking money from a schizo guy.

i recommend that you just train him to his own forum where he can make all the posts he wants without threat of banning.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
evilweasel you have your own pedantic unfunny spergslap catbox to poo poo in, stay the gently caress out of GBS

Kyoon come back here and gently caress truth into my very soul

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

HighClassSwankyTime
Jan 16, 2004

i'm on a illuminati watchlist now

Two Piece
Jul 30, 2011

~*wonk*~
I missed you Kyoon :sax:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i wish i had all money

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
you guys really have to read this blog. apparently, the part of "Obama" will be played by Jimmy Page in the coming supervised race war

NeuroticLich
Oct 30, 2012

Grimey Drawer
Does kyoon have a patreon I can donate to?

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



Two Piece posted:

I missed you Kyoon :sax:

I'm in (another) Kyoon thread. :)

buttcrackmenace
Nov 14, 2007

see its right there in the manual where it says
Grimey Drawer

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Je suis Kyoon.

Nos somme Kyoon.

buttcrackmenace
Nov 14, 2007

see its right there in the manual where it says
Grimey Drawer

mookface posted:

how do I pull up the old one I lost it





bless.

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
can someone explain why the Sigil of Kyoon is a fat little guy with a sax?

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

do the rob ford i like the rob ford

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

bonestructure posted:

do the rob ford i like the rob ford

same :smugdog:

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Mirrors
Oct 25, 2007
Hello old friend.

Slamburger
Jun 27, 2008

I'm not black but I do have one black friend. Where should I tell him to go?

Thanks

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
i believbe

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
how I've missed you, Kyoon. Welcome back.

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
I'm in. Except for the killing part, and the hating part, and the crazy part, and the religious part, and dieing part. Otherwise, yeah.

edit: Actually I remember back in '05 we had a RaCe WaR all planned but then we got rained out and nobody wanted to try and reschedule so it was like put on hold indefinitely. That sucked.

Neutrino fucked around with this message at 22:19 on Jan 15, 2015

Kyoon.
Jan 13, 2015

Claven666 posted:

you guys really have to read this blog. apparently, the part of "Obama" will be played by Jimmy Page in the coming supervised race war

Wrong. Read the blog, every word counts.
Biden is played by Jimmy Page, Obama by an ethnic indonesian with neither black nor white blood. (1)

(1) http://illuminatus-grand-master.blogspot.com/2014/03/power-to-resurrect-dead-obama-bin-laden.html

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Kyoon. posted:

Wrong. Read the blog, every word counts.
Biden is played by Jimmy Page, Obama by an ethnic indonesian with neither black nor white blood. (1)

(1) http://illuminatus-grand-master.blogspot.com/2014/03/power-to-resurrect-dead-obama-bin-laden.html

dude I want to see Page as Biden doing some sick guitar solos on the white house lawn

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