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Pretty cool of you to keep one eye on this thread OP
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thank you for your service
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Jan 18, 2015 08:25
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how much $ would it take for you to do socket porn
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Jan 18, 2015 08:27
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gnarlyhotep posted:thank you for your service
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Jan 18, 2015 08:27
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Nckdictator posted:
Gas is $1.65 near me, it worked.
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Jan 18, 2015 08:28
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When you got shot what was the last thing that entered your mind?
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Jan 18, 2015 08:29
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Sir Lucius posted:When you got shot what was the last thing that entered your mind? Man that's pretty low effort even for this thread
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Jan 18, 2015 08:30
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*recolors the faded yellow on bumper sticker* just helpin out a fellow goon
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Jan 18, 2015 08:30
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did the military gently caress you over when you left it due to injury
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Jan 18, 2015 08:31
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Does the song Double Vision make you cry uncontrollability?
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Jan 18, 2015 08:32
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have you ever considered suicide
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Jan 18, 2015 08:32
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWsnaFsO47Y
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Bastard Tetris posted:Man that's pretty low effort even for this thread Yeah it blew my mind someone would post a joke like that.
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Jan 18, 2015 08:34
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im embarrassed and will head out of the tread now
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Jan 18, 2015 08:39
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Satsuki Kiryuin posted:Yeah it blew my mind someone would post a joke like that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4lSjIl96Sc
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Jan 18, 2015 08:40
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The joke is that you will take solace in everyone calling you a hero. It's probably enough to get you through things especially because of all of the people who thank you for your service and call you a hero. The real joke is that all you did was perpetuate the status quo when it comes to Middle East relations and now there are new radicalized groups and such replacing the people you killed, and demographics show your kids are far more likely to be hosed over by the next set of deployments . Also you got shot in the head just to reset the cycle, absolutely no good came of It . Cheers!
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Jan 18, 2015 08:42
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Jan 18, 2015 08:44
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limp_cheese posted:Then give me some jokes to yell at comedians. When they call on me during one of their shows and I tell them what happened they look like a deer in headlights. The whole room deathly quiet too. Tell them their performance makes you wish the bullet went through your brain.
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Jan 18, 2015 08:49
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I kind of feel bad now
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Jan 18, 2015 08:50
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gnarlyhotep posted:thank you for your service
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Jan 18, 2015 08:52
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In the future I hope only marines get assigned to bridge guard duty, so nothing of value is destroyed in a sniper attack.
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Jan 18, 2015 09:00
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Bishop posted:The joke is that you will take solace in everyone calling you a hero. It's probably enough to get you through things especially because of all of the people who thank you for your service and call you a hero. Being retired is nice, though I would have gone about it a different way. I spent many years just playing video games and smoking weed, all the while making more money than most college graduates. Less debt too. I did kind of win, just at a very high price.
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Jan 18, 2015 09:04
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 emptyquote if you agree......
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Business Gorillas posted:
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Thank you for your service https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIsv1YOFNys
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgR6C1ct3x4 2013 NFL Coach of the year, Ron Rivera thanks all veterans and their families for their service to our country.
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limp_cheese posted:Being retired is nice, though I would have gone about it a different way. I spent many years just playing video games and smoking weed, all the while making more money than most college graduates. Less debt too. I did kind of win, just at a very high price. I'd rather keep my depth perception, thanks. What kinda scratch does the gov't give, in perpetuity, in exchange for somebody's right eye? In any case, thank you for your cervix. Edit: am I alone in finding the irony in giving up one's eye and acting like it's less of a loss than student loan debt hilarious? Good to see the sniper left your 'priorities' lobe intact! KillTylerDurden fucked around with this message at 09:21 on Jan 18, 2015 |
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Jan 18, 2015 09:16
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limp_cheese posted:Yup. I've been at full retirement since 22. I don't have to work unless I want too. Do you keep the same amount of monthly money from the government if you start working?
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Jan 18, 2015 09:17
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thanks for getting shot in the face by some disgruntled goat farmer and leeching off of tax money to get your retard head fixed for the rest of your life people will be all over themselves to suck your dick just because you're lovely at ducking
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Jan 18, 2015 09:23
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limp_cheese posted:Then give me some jokes to yell at comedians. When they call on me during one of their shows and I tell them what happened they look like a deer in headlights. The whole room deathly quiet too. if you ever get a comedian pulling the whole "thanks for serving our country you big manly hero" just scream "grow some balls, pussy!" and then rip out your fake eye and throw it at them
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Jan 18, 2015 09:25
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I was playing recon in Battlefield 4. I shot a man in the head. Instantly I got hard thinking of u. War is hell.
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Jan 18, 2015 09:26
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gnarlyhotep posted:thank you for your service -every guy in town to the op's wife
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limp_cheese posted:Yup. I've been at full retirement since 22. I don't have to work unless I want too. fucken welfare queen
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