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Matoi Ryuko posted:He was like the toughest asian dude ever, though. That's Lu Bu dude
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Jan 20, 2015 01:23
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The real question is whether Lu Bu could take Mike Tyson
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Jan 20, 2015 01:23
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One of you boxing nerds tell me about a Tyson v Ali fight and how that might play out
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pretty soft girl posted:this is true, brucie has no qualms about punching someone in the nuts over and over again, are nut shots allowed and how many nut shots do you guys think tyson can take before the signals reach his brain and make him vomit someone answer this I wanna see ip man do that machine gun punch on someone's sack
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Jan 20, 2015 01:44
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Bishop posted:One of you boxing nerds tell me about a Tyson v Ali fight and how that might play out It's an infighter VS. outfighter match and it could go either way. They were both technical masters in their prime.
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Jan 20, 2015 01:46
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pretty soft girl posted:someone answer this "no holds barred" Anything goes. That's why Lee wins.
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Jan 20, 2015 01:48
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Big Anime Fan Here posted:It's an infighter VS. outfighter match and it could go either way. They were both technical masters in their prime.
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Jan 20, 2015 01:50
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pretty soft girl posted:someone answer this
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Jan 20, 2015 01:53
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Bishop posted:One of you boxing nerds tell me about a Tyson v Ali fight and how that might play out It'd be interesting because Tyson was basically a better version of Joe Frazier who Ali notoriously had trouble with. On the other hand Ali is a better version of Lennox Lewis who Tyson had tons of trouble with. Its far from a coin flip though because Tyson always seemed to struggle with great boxers who could jab and move. Unless Tyson catches him early, and often Ali wins a easy decision. Tyson was an awesome fighter, but he wasn't even the best heavyweight of his generation. Lewis, Holyfield, and Bowe were all better than Tyson. Mike was fast, and explosive as hell, but had too many weaknesses both mental, and stylistically to have beaten the elites of his era.
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Jan 20, 2015 01:54
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Bishop posted:One of you boxing nerds tell me about a Tyson v Ali fight and how that might play out Ali probably had a better chin than anybody Tyson ever faced, and when Tyson faced somebody with a good chin, he would run out of ideas.
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Jan 20, 2015 02:01
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Big Anime Fan Here posted:The real question is whether Lu Bu could take Mike Tyson In a stand up fight, Tyson - but if Lu Bu could strategically retreat and make Tyson pursue him...
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Jan 20, 2015 02:39
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redshirt posted:Am I joking? Do you know how to fight after getting throat punched? Joking/trollin/stupid. It all plays out the same.
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Jan 20, 2015 02:48
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The Sphinxster posted:Joking/trollin/stupid. It all plays out the same. Here's how this fight goes: Tyson charges Lee and throws a series of aggressive punches, all of which are easily blocked by Lee. Tyson steps back, then launches another round of furious punches, for naught, as they are easily blocked. Tyson is frustrated and tiring, and lunges close, directly into a THROAT PUNCH. Tyson clutches his throat, gasping for air that cannot pass. Lee moves in and finishes him with a roundhouse to the face.
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Jan 20, 2015 02:58
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Have you ever blocked a punch from a pro boxer?
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Jan 20, 2015 03:18
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How edible are Lees ears?
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The Sphinxster posted:Have you ever blocked a punch from a pro boxer? I've tongue punched your mom's fartbox
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Jan 20, 2015 03:20
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You have my condolences.
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Jan 20, 2015 03:23
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The Sphinxster posted:Have you ever blocked a punch from a pro boxer? Not recently, no. But I'm also not Bruce Lee, super martial arts dude.
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Jan 20, 2015 03:24
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So you don't know what he's capable of either. OK! edit: magic Chinese blocks. Haha.
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Jan 20, 2015 03:25
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One of the fun things about the early days of UFC was that you got to see what would happen if a TKD guy fought a sumo wrestler, or if a ninja went against a street fighter . Basically what they found out was that kick boxing, free style catch wrestling, and judo / jiu jitsu joint locks dominated all other styles. Its really a shame that MMA has become so structured, and streamlined, because it was fun as hell seeing guys who were considered masters of their preferred style mix it up like in Blood Sport or The Quest. It also lead to hilarious situations where seasoned fighters were matched up against some BS black belt who had never had a real fight, and taught kids karate in a strip mall. Like when Fred Ettish got destroyed by Johnny Rhodes. Best way to find out you've been learning and teaching a lie is by getting killed in the ring. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5maknndsas To his credit Ettish went back and trained in practical fighting, and won a comeback fight many years later at age 53. Also you got to see guys like Canada's greatest athlete Harold Howard. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vaw8t-wOMEA
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Jan 20, 2015 03:27
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Ettish was at a serious size disadvantage and didn't know he was fighting until the event was already going. edit: oh but size wouldn't have mattered if he was more in tune with the mysterious secrets of Oriental wizard fist or whatever
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Jan 20, 2015 03:28
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:How edible are Lees ears?
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Jan 20, 2015 03:44
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Smiling Mandrill posted:One of the fun things about the early days of UFC was that you got to see what would happen if a TKD guy fought a sumo wrestler, or if a ninja went against a street fighter . Basically what they found out was that kick boxing, free style catch wrestling, and judo / jiu jitsu joint locks dominated all other styles. Its really a shame that MMA has become so structured, and streamlined, because it was fun as hell seeing guys who were considered masters of their preferred style mix it up like in Blood Sport or The Quest. It also lead to hilarious situations where seasoned fighters were matched up against some BS black belt who had never had a real fight, and taught kids karate in a strip mall. is there a video of ettish getting mushed, the one you posted is just stills
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Jan 20, 2015 03:49
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Big Anime Fan Here posted:That's Lu Bu dude Well I pursued Lu Bu, to find out for myself, which is why I now believe Bruce Lee was the hardest asian ever.
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Jan 20, 2015 03:53
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Big Anime Fan Here posted:That's Lu Bu dude I would pay an unreasonable amount of money to watch Lu Bu and Bruce Lee spearfight each other
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Jan 20, 2015 04:18
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Orkin Mang posted:is there a video of ettish getting mushed, the one you posted is just stills There used to be, but I looked all over and couldn't find any footage. The best part of the fight is when Ettish finally just rolls into the fetal position, and they let Rhodes go right on beating him.
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Jan 20, 2015 04:33
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Matoi Ryuko posted:Well I pursued Lu Bu, to find out for myself, which is why I now believe Bruce Lee was the hardest asian ever. It's like I've been saying this whole time. Some asians (except filipinos) just unaccountably have huge numbers of hit points.
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Jan 20, 2015 04:40
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I think this would be the soundtrack. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jam_t-gj7HM
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Jan 20, 2015 05:51
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lol Tyson would gently caress Bruce lee until lee was gay and loved Tyson
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Jan 20, 2015 06:17
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Tyson in his prime seemed emotionally vulnerable. Lee could probably get some stinging barbs in there and then scram. That would be one path to a kind of victory. edit: otherwise hitting Tyson with a truck when Tyson is walking into the venue. Maybe not a venue. It would probably be better if Tyson didn't know they were fighting so just in the street out of the blue. Sweaty IT Nerd fucked around with this message at 06:22 on Jan 20, 2015 |
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Jan 20, 2015 06:19
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The Sphinxster posted:Tyson in his prime seemed emotionally vulnerable. Lee could probably get some stinging barbs in there and then scram. That would be one path to a kind of victory. hm yes, he is much less mentally vulnerable than Bruce lee
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Jan 20, 2015 06:24
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Bruce lee uses his oriental magic to win because I saw it in a movie
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Jan 20, 2015 06:30
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Bishop posted:Bruce lee uses his oriental magic to win because I saw it in a movie I really liked that Jackie Chan movie "City Hunter" where he's fighting all these dudes on a cruise ship and Bruce Lee's game of death is playing in the theatre and this chick is all, "you couldn't beat up a tall black dude like that." and Jackie Chan is all, "Nu-uh!" then he has to fight TWO tall black dudes and it's cool. Then Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee have a short conversation despite Bruce Lee being in a movie in a movie which is pretty magical and or oriental.
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Jan 20, 2015 06:33
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jackyl posted:hm yes, he is much less mentally vulnerable than Bruce lee I hope we can all agree Bruce Lee was not in his prime while his brain was exploding due to his use of crazy Asian pharmaceuticals. Or maybe a stone warrior finally caught up with him in a foggy dreamscape. I hear in China many things are possible.
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Jan 20, 2015 06:40
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The Sphinxster posted:I hope we can all agree Bruce Lee was not in his prime while his brain was exploding due to his use of crazy Asian pharmaceuticals. Or maybe a stone warrior finally caught up with him in a foggy dreamscape. I hear in China many things are possible. I thought his brain exploded because he had sex with a hot actress lady and smoked weed. Surely that makes everyone's brains explode, right?
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Jan 20, 2015 06:44
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Bruce Lee would kill him
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proof of concept posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emhQwIlLiD4
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How strong is the magic animating Bruce Lee's skeleton in this matchup?
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