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Quantrill
Nov 18, 2005

Jerusalem posted:

I hope Ziggler stays fired! :neckbeard:

shut your whore mouth

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Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

At least he'll just win this instead I guess?

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Please say no, pllllllllleeeeeeeaaaaaaassssssssseeeeeeee say no.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Join the Kiss My rear end club, John

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
C'mon Cena, TAKE THE DEAL BABEHHHH

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Cena is gonna lose tonight, enter the Rumble, win and beat Brock.

IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022

Omally posted:

this loving SUCKS

yeah, both the thread and this promo are not good

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
John, you rear end in a top hat, don't look so hesitant.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Aardvark Barber posted:

lol cena aint winnin

I think you'll find that Cena wins.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Just let the idiot lose already for once

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
seriously, why isn't DB out here to get back at the Authority?

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
Imagine if two people were in the ring sports entertaining each other right now. Sports entertaining hard and fast with the crowd going wild.

But no. It's promo time at the McMahon family reunion

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
20 minutes in and this Raw is all talk

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
"I'm All Talk Stephanie"

Cena turns heel

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Pretty Lady Blob posted:

what the hell is this booking? it's like they can't plan more than a week ahead at a time.

It's almost like a psycho is completely rewriting shows hours ahead of air time.

Edmantium
Jan 15, 2011

I WAS READY TO EMBRACE A MAN
Oh boy a chance for a cena free main event at RR.

Im full of hope and optimism

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
why would you leave it up to them you hate them

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ahahaha, a loving poll?

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners
So he loses tonight, wins the Royal Rumble and then wrestles for the title at Wrestlemania

Aardvark Barber
Sep 7, 2007

Delivery in less than two minutes or your money back!


Shima Honnou posted:

I think you'll find that Cena wins.

Just let me believe, man

Dario the Wop
Oct 11, 2007

Hell-Sent, Heaven-Bent
Cenation... oh god, I forgot about that

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Good writing would have had Cena immediately say yes without thinking about it.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
At least Cena only has to win tonight instead of winning the Rumble, and that means the Fired Three can actually be in the Rumble.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
this is so schizophrenic

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
Vote for the match you want! A) Falls Count Anywhere, B)...

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Sigma posted:

20 minutes in and this Raw is all talk

So it's basically Hunter prime era where he cuts 30 minutes to start a show.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
Going to vote to risk it all.

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
This was a nice Lesnar Rollins promo once

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

TWENTY loving MINUTES IN AND THEYRE STILL TALKING

MagicCube
May 25, 2004

Sigma posted:

20 minutes in and this Raw is all talk

First time viewer?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Quantrill posted:

shut your whore mouth

Brock vs Seth could be so, so good.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
lol, Cena hesitating to answer. At this point "Cena is the worst friend in the world" is like explicit kayfabe true

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

crazycarl posted:

So he loses tonight, wins the Royal Rumble and then wrestles for the title at Wrestlemania

oh god

oh no

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

NutritiousSnack posted:

seriously, why isn't DB out here to get back at the Authority?

Continuity??? In my WWE??? Why I never!

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
lol risking it all over Eric Rowan

well when you put it THAT way HHH

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Cena is gonna lose tonight, enter the Rumble, win and beat Brock.

IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.

We didn't get to see the spectacle of Orton v. Batista, but at least we'll get this!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

crazycarl posted:

So he loses tonight, wins the Royal Rumble and then wrestles for the title at Wrestlemania

Why would he lose tonight?

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

I hope beyond all hope they vote no. Please please please.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





This was cool until it became about John Cena overcoming the odds.

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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


WHO IS HIS DANGED OPPONENT

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