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im the hosed up looking kittens in the parking lot
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 07:40 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 06:38 |
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*has been up all night doing cocaine and is in line at 6:00am with two 24 packs of busch lite*
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 07:40 |
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"Do y'all take checks?"
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 07:43 |
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stay safe skeleton ghost
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 07:44 |
*whips out debit card* THIS IS MINE IT'S NOT STOLEN, I say, unsolicited.
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 07:46 |
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"Your total is $6.37 sir" I kinda jerk back to reality from a semi daze, only now do I begin to check how much money I brought. My pocket jangles and I begin to lay coins out in no particular order. penny. nickel. penny. penny. dime. nickel. dime. nickel. penny. quarter. nickel. dime. piece of trash. quarter. canadian penny. dime "How much is that?" I ask "About a dollar I think" "Uh ok, put aside the monster and the gum, also the snickers." penny. dime. dime. nickel. nickel. nickel. nickel. quarter. nickel. dime. dime. dime. penny. quarter. "Is that good?"
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 07:48 |
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*pays for the daily newspaper with a credit card* "That'll be .25cents"
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 07:49 |
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VendaGoat posted:*pays for the daily newspaper with a credit card*
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 07:51 |
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*I am jack's confused hippocampus*
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 07:52 |
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*uses credit card at pump to gain rewards points and emptys car of any trash and watches sports highlights on gas pump mounted tv* *finishes and leaves*
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 07:52 |
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*takes loving forever buying lottery tickets*
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 07:53 |
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Chinatown posted:*uses credit card at pump to gain rewards points and emptys car of any trash and watches sports highlights on gas pump mounted tv* What ? You have TVs on your petrol pumps?
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 07:59 |
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*isn't poor* *pays at the pump with fake money*
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 08:41 |
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*lives in portland Oregon* *let's some poor pump my gas for me while I sot in my car chiefin on my coffee and maple flavored vape rig* *does NOT tip* *speeds home to masturbate
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 09:16 |
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The card machine on the pump didn't work, so here I am, in the kiosk.
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 10:26 |
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*Pretending I'm in line to buy an energy drink but I'm really streaming credit card data to my phone from the cleverly placed device on the pumps.*
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 10:53 |
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*doesn't have a car, goes back from really bad date at 1.00, stops at bp station to buy a warmed sub and huge soda for three times it's price in mart because it;s the only open place right now*
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 13:12 |
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*is from new jersey* *has his gas pumped for him*
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 13:40 |
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*buys vanilla cake mix and a tube of secret deodorant*
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 14:01 |
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*look down just enough so it looks like your also buying a counter choc* *yeah thanks mate* *4 kms later* >mfw moot please stay safe
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 14:49 |
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lol if you don't just pay at the pump with a card instead of spending 20 minutes waiting in line behind a bunch of alcoholics and degenerate gamblers
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 15:18 |
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*third woman in a row pulls out a dripping wad of one dollar bills from under her sweaty sagging tits after setting down three mountain dews and grunts* "a pack of L&M reds"
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 19:03 |
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what gas stations have lines you just roll up at like midnight pay at the pump and then fill your car up. all the gas stations near me have a 7-11 like 2 min drive away fgrom them so you just go there
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 19:06 |
I need one box of newport short and three pall mall red short.
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 19:07 |
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Tardcore posted:*begins tapping foot while waiting in line* *taps my foot impatiently as i drum my fingers on my shoe impatiently*
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 19:10 |
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waits for some jackass to play 100 lottery tickets while the attendant just stares at him.
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 19:12 |
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*Scratches rear end, sniffs fingers*
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 19:13 |
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Slugs posted:waits for some jackass to play 100 lottery tickets while the attendant just stares at him. "why yes i just won 2 thousand dollars, i would like 2000 scratchers please"
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 19:14 |
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Is that fat woman wearing sandals is that because of her diabetes? I wonder if that old gay man owns the store or just works here why are there so many old people working here anyway thats kind of sad they should have a better job Hi Id like 2 megamillions and this bag of peanut butter M&ms pls thanks Well have a good night
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 19:18 |
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*refills 84oz coffee cup*
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 19:20 |
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*Doesn't Buy anything comes in same time every day to make small talk with cashier*
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 19:21 |
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opus111 posted:What ? You have TVs on your petrol pumps? Yeah they are integrated into the pump and turn on when you start pumping. The station I go to has ESPN News clips or whatever on.
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 19:26 |
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*Stands outside talking with other 70 year old men drinking coffee every morning for 35 years*
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 19:27 |
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*on the intercom* Ma'am, can you please not smoke next to the TWENTY THOUSAND GALLONS OF EXPLOSIVES PLEASE? and Kum'n'go? More like Ejaculate and Evacuate.
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 19:27 |
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*Spends 6 hours sitting at the table with friends, talks about how lazy people in this country are and how everyone sucks*
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 19:28 |
Broken Box posted:*third woman in a row pulls out a dripping wad of one dollar bills from under her sweaty sagging tits after setting down three mountain dews and grunts* "a pack of L&M reds" Too real
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 19:42 |
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*it's 5:30PM on a Friday* *Person in front of me asks teller to scan all their lotto tickets*
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 19:56 |
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*takes 5 minutes counting $5 in loose change to pay for a pack of cigarettes while hacking up a lung and holding up EVERYONE*
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 20:01 |
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*forgets gun tries to rob checkout anyway*
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 20:02 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 06:38 |
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VendaGoat posted:I'll take ten packs of Newports. No the 100's. Marlboro Blacks. No, I said the 100s, No, I said the menthols. Clean out your ears idiot.
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 20:03 |