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Per the fat tinder thread someone said that dating sucks but marriage sounds worse In other tinder thread goons post that sex with tons of people sucks Which is it
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Jan 22, 2015 19:44
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Per the fat tinder thread someone said that dating sucks but marriage sounds worse neither, just be single and alone, and ignore other humans
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Jan 22, 2015 19:44
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I would suggest chopping off your penis at a young age and never having to worry about anything for the rest of your life
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Jan 22, 2015 19:49
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mookface posted:I would suggest chopping off your penis at a young age and never having to worry about anything for the rest of your life mook when you,kill yourself can you make sure we get a good story out of it?
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Jan 22, 2015 19:50
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mookface posted:I would suggest chopping off your penis at a young age and never having to worry about anything for the rest of your life I followed your advice but now I'm worried about this blood coming out of my crotch.
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Jan 22, 2015 19:50
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marriage was invented when people lived to be like 35. you can't live with someone for 40-50 years and not hate them.
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Jan 22, 2015 19:51
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sorry marriage rules, you have a sex slave who also cooks for you this assumes youre a straight man, i dont know why youd get married if you were anything else
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Jan 22, 2015 19:52
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:marriage was invented when people lived to be like 35. you can't live with someone for 40-50 years and not hate them. go to utah, you just get a new wife when you get sick of your old one and force her to be your new families maid
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Jan 22, 2015 19:52
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TOILETLORD posted:go to utah, you just get a new wife when you get sick of your old one and force her to be your new families maid that's actually a really good idea
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Jan 22, 2015 19:53
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Per the fat tinder thread someone said that dating sucks but marriage sounds worse
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Jan 22, 2015 19:53
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Been going 4 years and sex still on the reg and real good But I think it's down from like 4-5 times a week to 2 times a week and that's scary
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Jan 22, 2015 19:56
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married and bored single and...LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONELY - laureate du comedie Chris Rock
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Jan 22, 2015 19:58
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ArbitraryC posted:How long do you have to date/be married before neither of you wants to bone each other anymore? My longest relationship is only ~2 years and as a serial monogamist I feel like most of mine last 0.5-1yr but I can't think of a weekend morning waking up next to the person I was seeing where I didn't want some help with my morning wood. I don't have the biggest sex drive for a dude but I can't imagine staying in a sexless relationship for more than like a month. sleep in separate beds
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Jan 22, 2015 20:04
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Been going 4 years and sex still on the reg and real good she's cheating
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Jan 22, 2015 20:04
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Been going 4 years and sex still on the reg and real good five years is about the cutoff for those serious relationships where neither person has had one that long and it seems like it could go the distance but you haven't really thought about it that much. might want to start putting together an okcupid lol
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Jan 22, 2015 20:06
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Naerasa posted:a sex slave who also cooks for you I am the sex slave that does the cooking.
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Jan 22, 2015 20:06
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Stoic Commie posted:five years is about the cutoff for those serious relationships where neither person has had one that long and it seems like it could go the distance but you haven't really thought about it that much. might want to start putting together an okcupid lol just means it's time to buy a strap on so you can do two holes at once
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Jan 22, 2015 20:07
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into year 6, not married quite yet, but lived together for almost 4 it's a lot better than being single and dating was, but sometimes i lament missing out on poo poo like tinder just in the abstract--not in the sense that i am itching to gently caress tons of other people and get HIV, but just because I will basically NEVER experience it and that's kind of weird
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Jan 22, 2015 20:09
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It almost seems to me there is more than one path to happiness...~*~
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Jan 22, 2015 20:11
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:it's a lot better than being single and dating was, but sometimes i lament missing out on poo poo like tinder just in the abstract--not in the sense that i am itching to gently caress tons of other people and get HIV, but just because I will basically NEVER experience it and that's kind of weird same
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Jan 22, 2015 20:14
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married life is p. good if you agree on poo poo like drinking, free nights out w/ friends and cleaning
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Jan 22, 2015 20:16
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kids vs. no kids i'd say no kids wins
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Jan 22, 2015 20:17
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Dyna Soar posted:married life is p. good if you agree on poo poo like drinking, free nights out w/ friends and cleaning pretty simple yopu get drunk with firends at home and watch your wife clean.
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Jan 22, 2015 20:17
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no kids absolutely wins my sister has a kid and FUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that i should thank her though because her child-having experience basically ruined whatever biological desire for motherhood existed in my fiancee so now I win
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Jan 22, 2015 20:18
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TOILETLORD posted:pretty simple yopu get drunk with firends at home and watch your wife clean. you wish, TOILETLORD
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Jan 22, 2015 20:19
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I was living with my wife for 6 years before getting married. Having a life partner is really good, esp when you are both still hot for each other.
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Jan 22, 2015 20:20
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also being married / living together is a lot cheaper
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Jan 22, 2015 20:21
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My favorite thing is like religious people that are friends/family who are like oh my god you lived together and had sex before marriage it's like uhhhhhhhh yeah have you not had a roommate before ??????? Would you just be like yeah let's be roommates forever and also never gently caress other people ever again without a test drive fuckin idiots
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Jan 22, 2015 20:22
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Dyna Soar posted:you wish, TOILETLORD i was raised catholic, just get a catholic wife, they can't divorce you without going to hell and are required to have sex with you for children, if you have kids you can just neglect them and force your wife to do all the work
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Jan 22, 2015 20:22
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Date night consists of Happy Hour, Dinner Out, Bang, Get Drunk and play Battlefield 4 until 4am. Dudes need to up their wife game if that's not the case.
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Jan 22, 2015 20:23
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:no kids absolutely wins my sister has a kid and FUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that what if your kid isnt a retard and is cool you missed out also when you get old your distant relatives will forget you exist and then youre like 83 in an old farm house and you cant remember why you went into the kitchen and the hosue burns downs and oh my god youre on fire and now youre dead, great work.
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Jan 22, 2015 20:24
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BossRighteous posted:Date night consists of Happy Hour, Dinner Out, Bang, Get Drunk and play Battlefield 4 until 4am. Dudes need to up their wife game if that's not the case. sad when your date night isn't just putting dates in someones orifice
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Jan 22, 2015 20:25
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Fishy Joe posted:what if your kid isnt a retard and is cool you missed out also when you get old your distant relatives will forget you exist and then youre like 83 in an old farm house and you cant remember why you went into the kitchen and the hosue burns downs and oh my god youre on fire and now youre dead, great work. That's a pretty big gamble dude like even if your kid is awesome they aren't gonna be awesome for at least 7-8 years. Second part of what you said sounds awesome so I dunno man
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Jan 22, 2015 20:28
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the trick is to have a bunch of kids and give them all catholic guilt so they take care of you when you are old
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Jan 22, 2015 20:29
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Being married is awesome and also having kids is awesome. I'm gonna raise my daughters up to be fake gamer girls.
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Jan 22, 2015 20:31
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Applewhite posted:Being married is awesome and also having kids is awesome. I do not understand. I get marriage, but kids?
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Jan 22, 2015 20:35
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marry and gently caress prostitutes for variety?
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Jan 22, 2015 20:37
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ChrisHansen posted:I do not understand. I get marriage, but kids? It's a big investment at first, but the payoff is a tiny person who mows the lawn for you. Plus, you know you get to name them, right? Mine are named Vriska Serket and Rose Tyler
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Jan 22, 2015 20:38
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being married sucks and women steal your soul and make your life hell on purpose because theyre women and the only reason married men live longer than single men is theyre spiteful as gently caress source: im married
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Jan 22, 2015 20:39
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Do it ironically posted:being married sucks and women steal your soul and make your life hell on purpose because theyre women and the only reason married men live longer than single men is theyre spiteful as gently caress its the stealing my money that pisses me off. i never had a soul
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Jan 22, 2015 20:40
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