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"You smell pretty like Mother" then bite your lower lip and noisily cream your jeans.
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So did the op get kicked out of class for sexual harassment? what happened?
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site posted:So did the op get kicked out of class for sexual harassment? what happened? arrested for sex crimes.
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Jan 23, 2015 08:38
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Lick her cheek, and then say I just wanted to see if you taste as good as you smell.
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Jan 23, 2015 08:49
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Real answer: "I'm sorry to bother you but that's a wonderful fragrance you're wearing, what's it called?" When she answers, just say "ah, I bet my mother/sister/made-up girlfriend would like it." Then you make her touch your weiner.
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Jan 23, 2015 18:36
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Fart silently, but time it just right, so that stench reach your noses just as you finish commenting on her smell. Instant classic.
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Jan 23, 2015 19:19
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You use Evian skin cream, and sometimes you wear L'Air du Temps - but not today.
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Jan 23, 2015 19:25
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Huge Lady Pleaser posted:So I got partnered up with a girl in my spanish class today. She is cute and was wearing a good smelling perfume. How should i tell her that I want to smell her all the time? help me goons. tell her next time you dress up for a date you want to be able to put on the scent she is wearing. i'm implying you ar a human being.
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Jan 23, 2015 19:27
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bust a load of jizz in her hair then laugh
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Jan 23, 2015 19:30
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just scoff and say "you think you smell good?!" and then let rip your juiciest fart chicks love that poo poo
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vyst posted:bust a load of jizz in her hair then laugh i did this once right before leaving for work for teh day
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Jan 23, 2015 19:34
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How do I tell a classmate I want to gently caress her?
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Splurgerwitzl posted:How do I tell a classmate I want to gently caress her? Tell her she smells good
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howd it go op pls report
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Huge Lady Pleaser posted:So I got partnered up with a girl in my spanish class today. She is cute and was wearing a good smelling perfume. How should i tell her that I want to smell her all the time? help me goons. write her a note in your cum
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whoflungpoop posted:howd it go op pls report I don't have that class again until Tuesday. Until then I will be writing poetry about her rear end stank
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Fetus Tree posted:i did this once right before leaving for work for teh day What was his name? What was the name of the guy you did that to?
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Smokey posted:What was his name? What was the name of the guy you did that to? Hazal
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One time in class a woman told me that my cologne smelled really good. I went to the bathroom and when I was coming back she was leaving the room and grabbed my shirt and smelled me again and told me I smelled really good. I thanked her and went back into the classroom because I didn't think that a young married person would be trying to hit on me 
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Professor Shark posted:One time in class a woman told me that my cologne smelled really good. I went to the bathroom and when I was coming back she was leaving the room and grabbed my shirt and smelled me again and told me I smelled really good. obviously you dont live near a military base or you do and your avatar says everything there is to know about you
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Huge Lady Pleaser posted:I don't have that class again until Tuesday. Until then I will be writing poetry about her rear end stank good,.there are days left to plan
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Jan 24, 2015 00:35
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tell her she smells nice and dont make a big deal out of it it helps if you're attractive
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Professor Shark posted:One time in class a woman told me that my cologne smelled really good. I went to the bathroom and when I was coming back she was leaving the room and grabbed my shirt and smelled me again and told me I smelled really good. as you came out of the bathroom she smelled you and told you you smelled really good
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Jan 24, 2015 00:40
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OP you still have time to dumpster dive and retrieve enough plastic soda bottle caps to create an incredible 8'x8' mosaic that reads 'You Smell Good' and has a large nose as the background art.
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Jan 24, 2015 00:48
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op is hannibal lecter
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Jan 24, 2015 01:58
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"Can I smell your pussy?" "?!!" "Well I guess it must be your feet."
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Jan 24, 2015 02:15
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this is the main compliment i get from girls and it goes like this "you smell nice" good luck you retarded lil goon you
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Jan 24, 2015 02:18
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You smell nice, how about I take you home and eat your pussy like it's my last meal?
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Jan 24, 2015 02:42
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didn't read thread but its a non-starter, OP you need to just tell every other person in class that they smell bad in front of her. process of elimination
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Jan 24, 2015 02:46
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"the lady smells nice today" *tips fedora*
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Stoic Commie posted:this is the main compliment i get from girls and it goes like this "you smell nice" drat you must not have a lot else going for you, huh?
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Jan 24, 2015 02:57
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tell her you love her and want to have her children
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Jan 24, 2015 03:00
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i actually just smell really amazing, like people have to close their eyes to focus on my scent, they can't even see my beauty
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Jan 24, 2015 03:16
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Can confirm this works. You have to be really loud though.
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Jan 24, 2015 03:19
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i put one in the same pocket as my wallet when i was in a hurry like a retard once, and when i got to the girl's place it was gone, the only place i stopped was the grocery store, so it probably fell out of my pocket while i was at the self checkout and everyone noticed except me
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