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Rando: Mar 11, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

THE FUN ENCYCLOPEDIA
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Chapter Nine: Fun with Mental Games

Suggestible Trees

Your hand
The seaside
An old joke
This day in history
Your grandfather
Stopping a bottle
A winter coat
A dead fire
Two of them
A devouring grasshopper

Guess The Name

Game One: Cars

1 A martyred president
2 A river crossing
3 Grind one's teeth
4 To evade
5 A well-known river
6 A Frenchman on the Mississippi
7 The Spaniard that discovered the Mississippi
8 A famous rock
9 A gentle wind
10 The Ottawa chief

Game Two: Do you know Mary and Rose?

1 Mary goes to sea
2 Rose says her prayers
3 Mary is a puppet
4 Rose is gloomy
5 Mary is habitual
6 Rose is in a mystical secret society
7 Mary is of a desirable age
8 Rose is optimistic
9 Mary's favorite plant
10 Rose's favorite rhododendron

Game Three: The Age of Things

1 An electrician
2 A sapper
3 A family's age
4 The mailman's age
5 A POW's age
6 A theater's age
7 An obsolete vehicle's age
8 The toilet's age
9 The football team's age
10 The butcher's off-cut's age

Rhyme Time

A crying boy
A masculine doll
Short foliage
A hobo in the rain
A crimson string
A very small sausage
A bee's home in use
A timid pest
Two good-looking ladies
Several clean and well-organized ships
Polite and helpful rodents

Historical (and Biblical) (and Fictional) Object Match

LIST 1

Rainbow
Kite
Wolf
Lamp
Hair
Apple
Slipper

LIST 2

Red Riding Hood
William Tell
Ben Franklin
Samson
Aladin
Noah
Cinderella

Spelling Test

A vegetable in one letter
A drink in one letter
An insect in one letter
A line-up in one letter
A question in one letter
Chilliness in two letters
Too much in two letters
No difficulty in two letters
A composition for school in two letters
Vacant in two letters
Surpassing other efforts in two letters
The results of the cause in two letters
Great joy in three letters
Your opponent in three letters
A class of drugs in two letters and one number
Convenient and practical in five letters

Roman Mathematician's Spelling Test

500 + Moses' boat = no light
1000 + a poem = the manner of things
5 + frozen water = your wickedness
1000 + birds of a feather = the baby's dinner
50 + a tree = a whip
500 + uncooked = pulling
1000 + a hot coal = MY MASSIVE COCK

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a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

you're ready for front page prime time, rando. all you need is some wacky gis'd images.

# ? Jan 24, 2015 23:31

Rando: Mar 11, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

I have no idea what you're talking about. It's riddles and poo poo.

# ? Jan 24, 2015 23:41

Rando: Mar 11, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Answer a god drat riddle.

# ? Jan 25, 2015 01:43

GrrrlSweatshirt: Jun 2, 2012

drat this is hot stuff im humping a couch armrest rn

# ? Jan 25, 2015 01:46

GrrrlSweatshirt: Jun 2, 2012

its not my couch. i broke into an upper middle class black familys home

# ? Jan 25, 2015 01:47

kustomkarkommando: Oct 22, 2012

voted hog

# ? Jan 25, 2015 01:47

GrrrlSweatshirt: Jun 2, 2012

kustomkarkommando posted:

voted hog

why would u do something like this

# ? Jan 25, 2015 01:48

kustomkarkommando: Oct 22, 2012

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

why would u do something like this

i believe in the power of democracy you fascist

# ? Jan 25, 2015 01:49

GrrrlSweatshirt: Jun 2, 2012

i hate democracy and justice

# ? Jan 25, 2015 01:50

Rando: Mar 11, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

kustomkarkommando posted:

voted hog

# ? Jan 25, 2015 01:55

Rando: Mar 11, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

They are real riddles.

# ? Jan 25, 2015 01:58

Dr. Snuggles: Dec 3, 2012; Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.

This is just a trick to get me to summon Beelzebub isn't it.

just like last time

# ? Jan 25, 2015 02:05

lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

Game One: Cars

1 A martyred president - ford
2 A river crossing - ford
3 Grind one's teeth - ford
4 To evade - ford
5 A well-known river - ford
6 A Frenchman on the Mississippi - ford
7 The Spaniard that discovered the Mississippi - ford
8 A famous rock - ford
9 A gentle wind - ford
10 The Ottawa chief - holden

# ? Jan 25, 2015 02:08

lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

Historical (and Biblical) (and Fictional) Object Match

LIST 1

Rainbow - aladon
Kite - ben frankling
Wolf - riding hood
Lamp - aladinn
Hair - sampsons
Apple - williang tell
Slipper -cinder

# ? Jan 25, 2015 02:10

Rando: Mar 11, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

You did really good on the second one and really bad on the first one. You can try again if you like.

# ? Jan 25, 2015 02:31

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

The drink in one letter is p

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

# ? Jan 25, 2015 02:46

Rando: Mar 11, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

SniperWoreConverse posted:

The drink in one letter is p

# ? Jan 25, 2015 02:50

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Suggestible Trees

Your hand: palm
The seaside: sandalwood
Stopping a bottle: cork
A dead fire: ash

# ? Jan 25, 2015 02:59

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Rhyme Time

A crying boy: sad lad
A masculine doll: boy toy
A crimson string: red thread
A very small sausage: twink link
A bee's home in use: live hive

# ? Jan 25, 2015 03:01

Rando: Mar 11, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Blue Train posted:

Rhyme Time

A very small sausage: twink link

# ? Jan 25, 2015 03:35

Steampunk iPhone: Sep 2, 2009; by XyloJW

Spelling Test

A vegetable in one letter -- p
A drink in one letter -- t
An insect in one letter -- b
A line-up in one letter -- q
A question in one letter -- idk this one
Chilliness in two letters -- i c ?? idk
Too much in two letters -- x s
No difficulty in two letters -- e z
A composition for school in two letters -- s a
Vacant in two letters -- m t
Surpassing other efforts in two letters --- x l
The results of the cause in two letters -- f x
Great joy in three letters -- x t c
Your opponent in three letters -- foe
A class of drugs in two letters and one number -- o p 8 ?
Convenient and practical in five letters -- idk

Steampunk iPhone fucked around with this message at 03:46 on Jan 25, 2015

# ? Jan 25, 2015 03:43

Steampunk iPhone: Sep 2, 2009; by XyloJW

Rando posted:

Game Two: Do you know Mary and Rose?

1 Mary goes to sea

2 Rose says her prayers

3 Mary is a puppet

4 Rose is gloomy

5 Mary is habitual

6 Rose is in a mystical secret society

7 Mary is of a desirable age

8 Rose is optimistic

9 Mary's favorite plant

the answer to #9 is Marijuana, the infamous "weed" plant.

# ? Jan 25, 2015 03:45

Steampunk iPhone: Sep 2, 2009; by XyloJW

Rando posted:

Game Three: The Age of Things

1 An electrician

2 A sapper

3 A family's age

4 The mailman's age

5 A POW's age

6 A theater's age

7 An obsolete vehicle's age

8 The toilet's age

9 The football team's age

10 The butcher's off-cut's age

all of them are 69 years old

# ? Jan 25, 2015 03:47

Steampunk iPhone: Sep 2, 2009; by XyloJW

Rando posted:

Rhyme Time

Short foliage

this one is also about weed

# ? Jan 25, 2015 03:48

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Steampunk iPhone posted:

Spelling Test

A vegetable in one letter -- p

A drink in one letter -- t

An insect in one letter -- b

A line-up in one letter -- q

A question in one letter -- Y

Chilliness in two letters -- i c ?? idk

Too much in two letters -- x s

No difficulty in two letters -- e z

A composition for school in two letters -- s a

Vacant in two letters -- m t

Surpassing other efforts in two letters --- x l

The results of the cause in two letters -- f x

Great joy in three letters -- x t c

Your opponent in three letters -- foe

A class of drugs in two letters and one number -- o p 8 ?

Convenient and practical in five letters -- idk

# ? Jan 25, 2015 03:49

lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

Game Three: The Age of Things

1 An electrician - 27
2 A sapper - 342
3 A family's age - 100
4 The mailman's age - 54
5 A POW's age - 104
6 A theater's age - 200
7 An obsolete vehicle's age - 1
8 The toilet's age - ??????
9 The football team's age - 83 all up
10 The butcher's off-cut's age - 1 day

# ? Jan 25, 2015 03:50

Rando: Mar 11, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Steampunk iPhone posted:

Spelling Test

Convenient and practical in five letters -- xpdnc

# ? Jan 25, 2015 03:51

Rando: Mar 11, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Steampunk iPhone posted:

this one is also about weed

brief leaf

# ? Jan 25, 2015 03:53

Steampunk iPhone: Sep 2, 2009; by XyloJW

Rando posted:

Convenient and practical in five letters -- xpdnc

wtf

# ? Jan 25, 2015 03:53

Rando: Mar 11, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

lonesomedwarf posted:

Game Three: The Age of Things

8 The toilet's age - sewage!

# ? Jan 25, 2015 03:54

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

lonesomedwarf posted:

Game Three: The Age of Things

1 An electrician - voltage
2 A sapper - 342
3 A family's age - lineage
4 The mailman's age - postage
5 A POW's age - hostage
6 A theater's age -
7 An obsolete vehicle's age -
8 The toilet's age - sewage
9 The football team's age - yardage
10 The butcher's off-cut's age - spoilage

# ? Jan 25, 2015 03:56

Steampunk iPhone: Sep 2, 2009; by XyloJW

1 Mary goes to sea -- queen mary
2 Rose says her prayers -- rosary
3 Mary is a puppet -- marionette
4 Rose is gloomy -- morose?
5 Mary is habitual -- customary?
6 Rose is in a mystical secret society -- rosicrucians
7 Mary is of a desirable age -- marriageable
8 Rose is optimistic -- rose-tinted glasses
9 Mary's favorite plant -- weed
10 Rose's favorite rhododendron -- its weed

# ? Jan 25, 2015 04:02

lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

this makes me feel similar to how i feel when i play professor lay ton like a big stupid idiot who dosent deserve to live

# ? Jan 25, 2015 04:05

Rando: Mar 11, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Jimson posted:

9 The football team's age - yardage

scrimmage also acceptable.

# ? Jan 25, 2015 04:18

Rando: Mar 11, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

bumping for a Fun Sunday morning. The following remain unsolved I think.

Rando posted:

Suggestible Trees

The seaside

An old joke

This day in history

Your grandfather

A winter coat

Two of them

A devouring grasshopper

Guess The Name

Game One: Cars

1 A martyred president

3 Grind one's teeth

4 To evade

5 A well-known river

6 A Frenchman on the Mississippi

7 The Spaniard that discovered the Mississippi

8 A famous rock

9 A gentle wind

10 The Ottawa chief

Game Two: Do you know Mary and Rose?

1 Mary goes to sea

3 Mary is a puppet

4 Rose is gloomy

5 Mary is habitual

10 Rose's favorite rhododendron

Game Three: The Age of Things

2 A sapper

3 A family's age

4 The mailman's age

5 A POW's age

6 A theater's age

7 An obsolete vehicle's age

Rhyme Time

A hobo in the rain

A very small sausage

A timid pest

Two good-looking ladies

Several clean and well-organized ships

Polite and helpful rodents

Roman Mathematician's Spelling Test

500 + Moses' boat = no light

1000 + a poem = the manner of things

5 + frozen water = your wickedness

1000 + birds of a feather = the baby's dinner

50 + a tree = a whip

500 + uncooked = pulling

1000 + a hot coal = MY MASSIVE COCK

# ? Jan 25, 2015 17:18

TwoStepBoog: Apr 12, 2008

500 + Moses' boat = no light (DARK)
1000 + a poem = the manner of things (MODE)
5 + frozen water = your wickedness (VICE)
1000 + birds of a feather = the baby's dinner (M idk)
50 + a tree = a whip (L idk)
500 + uncooked = pulling (DRAW)
1000 + a hot coal = MY MASSIVE COCK (M idk)

# ? Jan 25, 2015 17:49

kustomkarkommando: Oct 22, 2012

milk

lash

member

# ? Jan 25, 2015 18:03

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Suggestible Trees

The seaside - beech
An old joke - chestnut
This day in history - date
Your grandfather ?
A winter coat ?
Two of them - - pear
A devouring grasshopper - locust

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Rando: Mar 11, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Suggestible Trees
Your grandfather Pawpaw
A winter coat Fir

# ? Jan 25, 2015 18:34

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