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Hobohemian: Sep 30, 2005; by XyloJW

Those photos in the prison block are like the complete opposite of those ones with Miley Cyrus where shes all pretending to make out with her fans and poo poo.

# ? Jan 25, 2015 18:24

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etalian: Mar 20, 2006

a kitten posted:

# ? Jan 25, 2015 18:25

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

# ? Jan 25, 2015 18:26

Mr. Pumroy: May 20, 2001

japan is so magical

# ? Jan 25, 2015 18:27

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

That girl is older than 18, right? :ohdear:

# ? Jan 25, 2015 18:29

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

Mr. Pumroy posted:

japan is so magical

# ? Jan 25, 2015 18:38

Lucy Heartfilia: May 31, 2012

Mr. Pumroy posted:

japan is so magical

# ? Jan 25, 2015 18:41

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Professor Shark posted:

# ? Jan 25, 2015 18:41

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

at this point you have to wonder why japanese women even bother with skirts

# ? Jan 25, 2015 18:45

Fauxtool: Oct 21, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

a kitten posted:

to be fair she is a known attention whore and exhibitionist.

# ? Jan 25, 2015 19:00

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

Fauxtool posted:

to be fair she is a known attention whore and exhibitionist.

who?

# ? Jan 25, 2015 19:01

kemikalkadet: Sep 16, 2012

Quarex posted:

Melt-Banana opened for Tool the last time I saw Tool, and that show was why I decided to never see Tool live again. They already had trolling the audience down to a science, and that was like 15 years ago.

Quarex posted:

Melt-Banana opened for Tool the last time I saw Tool, and that show was why I decided to never see Tool live again. They already had trolling the audience down to a science, and that was like 15 years ago.

When i was working in the music industry a band i worked with (Might have been Mastodon? idk) were supporting tool. I left after the first song because tool and wembley arena are terrible. I wish melt-banana was at that gig too that would be pretty sweet. Well thats my tool story.

# ? Jan 25, 2015 19:01

Fauxtool: Oct 21, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lenfried, the person in the quoted picture

# ? Jan 25, 2015 19:01

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

# ? Jan 25, 2015 19:27

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

From Wikipedia:

Economic aspects

The annual revenue of the love hotel industry in Japan is estimated at more than $40 billion,[18] a figure double that of Japan's anime market.

It is estimated that more than 500 million visits to Japan's 37,000[19] love hotels take place each year, which is the equivalent of around 1.4 million couples,[19] or 2% of Japan's population, visiting a love hotel each day.[5] In recent years, the love hotel business has drawn the interest of the structured finance industry.[19]

Several transactions have been completed where the cash flows from a number of such hotels have been securitised and sold to international investors and buy-out funds.[3][20]

# ? Jan 25, 2015 19:28

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

whats a love hotel daddy

# ? Jan 25, 2015 19:31

Bum the Sad: Aug 25, 2002; Hell Gem

Hogge Wild posted:

From Wikipedia:

Economic aspects

The annual revenue of the love hotel industry in Japan is estimated at more than $40 billion,[18] a figure double that of Japan's anime market.

It is estimated that more than 500 million visits to Japan's 37,000[19] love hotels take place each year, which is the equivalent of around 1.4 million couples,[19] or 2% of Japan's population, visiting a love hotel each day.

2x365 = 730%. So that means the average Japanese man bangs a hooker 7 times a year?

# ? Jan 25, 2015 19:34

Grin and Tonic: Oct 20, 2008; having a blast online

Hogge Wild posted:

now we're talking

# ? Jan 25, 2015 19:35

a kitten: Aug 5, 2006

Fauxtool posted:

lenfried, the person in the quoted picture

oh i thought it was just random advertising, which is much funnier.

# ? Jan 25, 2015 19:35

Grin and Tonic: Oct 20, 2008; having a blast online

Mr. Pumroy posted:

japan is so magical

# ? Jan 25, 2015 19:35

Fauxtool: Oct 21, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bum the Sad posted:

2x365 = 730%. So that means the average Japanese man bangs a hooker 7 times a year?

still lower than Korea except "coffee" is probably cheaper

# ? Jan 25, 2015 19:36

Davincie: Jul 7, 2008

Zzulu posted:

whats a love hotel daddy

its where they gently caress since walls in their houses are too thin

# ? Jan 25, 2015 19:37

Typical Pubbie: May 10, 2011

One day I will visit Japan and when I do I will go to the suicide forest. There I will hide behind a bush and wait for the first suicidal Japanese person to come along. Just when they're about to hang themselves I will jump out from behind the bush A BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA DON'T DO IT ha ha ha im a white guy

# ? Jan 25, 2015 19:40

serious norman: Dec 13, 2007; im pickle rick!!!!

univbee posted:

There are maid cafes where their gimmick is they treat you like poo poo (pretend not to hear you, complain while serving you poorly-presented food, poo poo like that).

They have months-long waiting lists.

Link? How do I make reservations?

# ? Jan 25, 2015 19:41

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

Typical Pubbie posted:

One day I will visit Japan and when I do I will go to the suicide forest. There I will hide behind a bush and wait for the first suicidal Japanese person to come along. Just when they're about to hang themselves I will jump out from behind the bush A BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA DON'T DO IT ha ha ha im a white guy

do it in blackface and watch them poo poo themselves

# ? Jan 25, 2015 19:44

pentyne: Nov 7, 2012

Hogge Wild posted:

From Wikipedia:

Economic aspects

The annual revenue of the love hotel industry in Japan is estimated at more than $40 billion,[18] a figure double that of Japan's anime market.

It is estimated that more than 500 million visits to Japan's 37,000[19] love hotels take place each year, which is the equivalent of around 1.4 million couples,[19] or 2% of Japan's population, visiting a love hotel each day.[5] In recent years, the love hotel business has drawn the interest of the structured finance industry.[19]

Several transactions have been completed where the cash flows from a number of such hotels have been securitised and sold to international investors and buy-out funds.[3][20]

Probably because of Japan's paper thin walls most people don't have sex at home because their cry-moans would irritate the neighbors, not that they'd ever admit to hearing it.

That there's probably tons of prostitutes using them.

# ? Jan 25, 2015 19:45

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

# ? Jan 25, 2015 19:48

Fauxtool: Oct 21, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

serious norman posted:

Link? How do I make reservations?

just google "tsun tsun maid cafe"
You dont want "tsundere" thats something different

http://www.nagomi.tv/index.html
has both

# ? Jan 25, 2015 19:50

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

Zzulu posted:

the best game show

# ? Jan 25, 2015 19:50

serious norman: Dec 13, 2007; im pickle rick!!!!

Fauxtool posted:

just google "tsun tsun maid cafe"
You dont want "tsundere" thats something different

nah i dont want the pedo caf�s i want the insulting wife caf�

# ? Jan 25, 2015 19:51

Fauxtool: Oct 21, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I know, that cafe has women that pretend to not like you in varied amounts (as if they have to pretend)

# ? Jan 25, 2015 19:52

serious norman: Dec 13, 2007; im pickle rick!!!!

saw the edit thank!!

# ? Jan 25, 2015 19:52

Fauxtool: Oct 21, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

What is with japanese repetition of adjectives to make a new word? Is that how you make it a noun?

I was trying to buy pastery that was titled as the "fuwa" version meaning fluffy i think. The guy at the desk at no idea what I wanted until I asked for the fuwa fuwa version.

# ? Jan 25, 2015 19:56

univbee: Jun 3, 2004

Zzulu posted:

whats a love hotel daddy

You know those hotels you can rent rooms in by the hour (because they're where you go to gently caress?) They're Japan's version of that, with the rooms completely done up in various ways and even the "regular" ones basically look like Quagmire's house on Family Guy, and you can get various rooms for role playing purposes or something which raises a lot of questions like the Hello Kitty S&M room.

slightly

as it has Kitty-chan in S&M attire http://i.imgur.com/ROmKLxc.jpg

They are also cheaper than many actual hotels and so some people do use them as an actual legit hotel to save a few bucks on their trip.

# ? Jan 25, 2015 20:02

Fauxtool: Oct 21, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

they are also cleaned to japanese standards so you probably wont roll over onto someone's used condom

# ? Jan 25, 2015 20:04

drilldo squirt: Aug 18, 2006; a beautiful, soft meat sack; Clapping Larry

I gotta wonder if that's licensed.

# ? Jan 25, 2015 20:05

Fantastisk: May 19, 2011; After a long night of hooking, trade didn't like the session, so he had gutted me and set me on fire, but, you know, I didn't die. I had crystallized, and now I'm a glamazon bitch ready for the runway.