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I was watching the Sleep Number bed commercial and it was like it sucks to sleep next to someone so you can buy this expensive rear end bed and it apparently solves your problems. No, gently caress no, couples should each get their own bedroom, I share my queen size bed with two tiny dogs instead of another person and I like it that way, when someone sleeps over they get all hot at night and steal the covers. This destructive behavior should end, I think it would make marriages last longer. If you are poor you can do like I Love Lucy and just put single beds in your tiny rear end bedroom.
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:18 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 10:32 |
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people gently caress in them op
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:20 |
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Daedra posted:people gently caress in them op Yes and after you are done loving you can go back to your own bed that doesn't have sex all over it.
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:23 |
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one personal bed each and one fuckbed in the designated fuckroom
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:25 |
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I sleep on the floor
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:26 |
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Three Olives posted:Yes and after you are done loving you can go back to your own bed that doesn't have sex all over it. do it on your partners side so you leave them the wet spot you sex noob
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:27 |
Maybe not everyone has an amazing condo like you op where they can fit multiple beds you rich gently caress
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:27 |
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I wish my wife slept in a different bed. I'd rather sleep with my dog (not in the weird beastiality way) than my wife.
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:27 |
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Zzulu posted:one personal bed each and one fuckbed in the designated fuckroom I've I ever have a mansion I'm building a sex dungeon. I'm not even into that but a sex dungeon would be awesome.
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:28 |
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Daedra posted:do it on your partners side so you leave them the wet spot you sex noob this is a pro lifehack and as a frequent user of this technique i can wholeheartedly endorse it
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:28 |
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itt sexhavers humble-bragging
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:30 |
everyone should just sleep on a hard floor tbh
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:30 |
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3O fucks dogs.
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:30 |
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One bedroom for every person three beds on every fish
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:31 |
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Frank Horrigan posted:itt sexhavers humble-bragging nothing humble about offhandedly mentioning that you get your D wet my man' drat proud of it
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:31 |
Zzulu posted:one personal bed each and one fuckbed in the designated fuckroom "Tommy how many times do I have to tell you to stay out of mommy and daddy's fuckroom?!"
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:32 |
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mods plz namechange me to Designated Fuckroom tia
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:33 |
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cuz girls are weird and like to cuddle. if you just bang dudes all the time you're gonna mix that up.
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:34 |
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When we were house shopping a few months ago we noticed a lot of houses had two master bedrooms. We asked our Realtor why and she said a lot of married couples sleep in separate bedrooms now and is a common request she hears. I guess it makes sense if you are both light sleepers and get up at completely different times or something. I guess it's better than people who sleep apart because they hate each other.
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:39 |
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I thrash around like I'm fighting off a rapist in my sleep, so my wife and I have decided to forgo the traditional lovely combined bed strategy, for two rockin' full sized sleep number ma'fuckas side by side with a shared nightstand When we want to gently caress we'll just sully the guest bed for whoever CUMS to stay the night next
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:42 |
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Sleeping in separate rooms seems to be the norm for older couples now. As soon as one of the kids moves out, the wife moves into the spare room to 'get away from the snoring'. It's kinda sad.
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:44 |
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my bed is the streets
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:45 |
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netally posted:Sleeping in separate rooms seems to be the norm for older couples now. As soon as one of the kids moves out, the wife moves into the spare room to 'get away from the snoring'. It's kinda sad. Why the gently caress would you want a bunch of guest bedrooms when nobody is gonna come visit your old asses Expand and get your own space, that way you can hang up sweet nudity posters and build model airplanes long into the night without her constant nagging
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:45 |
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:46 |
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I got a sleepnumber. It rules.
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:50 |
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Doesn't everyone have a sex dungeon?
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:53 |
VendaGoat posted:Doesn't everyone have a sex dungeon? Is that what you're calling your mom's basement now?
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:56 |
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stfu fancyboy
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:56 |
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Tiny Lowtax posted:Is that what you're calling your mom's basement now? That's what she calls it. I call it my "office"
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:58 |
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VendaGoat posted:Doesn't everyone have a sex dungeon? The Sex Dungeon is what I call the deep, black part of my soul where I push down all of my filthy lustful impulses.
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 02:00 |
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Gilok posted:The Sex Dungeon is what I call the deep, black part of my soul where I push down all of my filthy lustful impulses. Find a partner and plant a sex garden with those seeds.
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 02:01 |
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Your miserable wretched lonely life devoid of a person you could conceive of gently cuddling to sleep is so pathetic I can do nothing but laugh at your anemic and weak attempts to find someone who would even want to do so. Crawl into your grave and die.
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 02:06 |
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Pillow matters.
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 02:07 |
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I pity anyone who shares the OP's confusion
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 02:08 |
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There was an episode of The King of Queens about this.
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 02:29 |
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i apparently snore like a motherfucker, talk in my sleep, and have apparently even punched someone in the back of the head while totally asleep. i prefer my own bed, op
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 02:35 |
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OP has a bed and a place to live. gently caress this guy.
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 02:36 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpL3GNz-yhQ
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 02:36 |
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You sleep on a queen. Big loving surprise.
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 02:40 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 10:32 |
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have we found the gooniest question ever? find out next time on dragonball z
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