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Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

yall are real huge pussies about that smog, its really not that bad and unless you are a little baby or have asthma you barely notice it

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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
ITT we defend the honor of China for some reason

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
china is poo poo

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







I kinda wanna get back to Shanghai.

anyone know how i could go there and like be the american bad guy in chinese movies

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

FizFashizzle posted:

I kinda wanna get back to Shanghai.

anyone know how i could go there and like be the american bad guy in chinese movies

my motivation is I want to steal priceless chinese artifacts and put them in a museum in the west somewhere, got it

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


Monkey Fracas posted:

my motivation is I want to steal priceless chinese artifacts and put them in a museum in the west somewhere, got it

Too late, they already destroyed them all

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







The historical museums in Shanghai loving blow.

Every single one is just like "here's another vase."

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

FizFashizzle posted:

I kinda wanna get back to Shanghai.

anyone know how i could go there and like be the american bad guy in chinese movies

Can you give some examples?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
don't vase-shame please

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

FizFashizzle posted:

I kinda wanna get back to Shanghai.

anyone know how i could go there and like be the american bad guy in chinese movies

I'm really big and kinda mean looking. If you get that gig, PM me and I'll come with to play your brutal bodyguard.

Horatius Bonar
Sep 8, 2011

No joke check Craigslist for being white in China jobs.

The amount of "NEEDED 30 - 60 white man with beard" ads is above zero.

Funkysauce
Sep 18, 2005
...and what about the kick in the groin?

Monkey Fracas posted:

my motivation is I want to steal priceless chinese artifacts and put them in a museum in the west somewhere, got it

So basically, the plot from the first Rush Hour movie?

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

Horatius Bonar posted:

30 - 60 white man with beard"

So goons?

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






china sucks and i hope their ponzi scheme of an economy implodes

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Funkysauce posted:

So basically, the plot from the first Rush Hour movie?

or the second drunken master movie

I hope jackie chan does not stop me from stealing these cultural treasures

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Horatius Bonar posted:

No joke check Craigslist for being white in China jobs.

The amount of "NEEDED 30 - 60 white man with beard" ads is above zero.

Hang on, they have a beard-thing?

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
You know what really blows my mind about China? The fact that a family can decide to hold back information about a possible terminal illness (cancer) from the patient.

For example my girlfriends dad may have stomach cancer. For some reason they think it would be OK to not tell him this and just let him die from it. Starvation from not being able to eat, before the cancer can actually do it.

whip
Apr 9, 2007

by Lowtax

MrMoo posted:

Wow, I remember this from years ago and it was constantly over TV in HK, so cute. One youtube comment says 2001?

R u down?

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






ded posted:

You know what really blows my mind about China? The fact that a family can decide to hold back information about a possible terminal illness (cancer) from the patient.

For example my girlfriends dad may have stomach cancer. For some reason they think it would be OK to not tell him this and just let him die from it. Starvation from not being able to eat, before the cancer can actually do it.

That's strange to us but if there's one thing that's hella relative it's morals. Different cultures can have way, way different morals, especially about life and death.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

ded posted:

You know what really blows my mind about China? The fact that a family can decide to hold back information about a possible terminal illness (cancer) from the patient.

For example my girlfriends dad may have stomach cancer. For some reason they think it would be OK to not tell him this and just let him die from it. Starvation from not being able to eat, before the cancer can actually do it.

I mean yeah if you hate a family member there are ways to gently caress them over in most medical systems. For example, in most American hospitals, you can bring a sick family member and send them into debt for the rest of their life.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

spankmeister posted:

That's strange to us but if there's one thing that's hella relative it's morals. Different cultures can have way, way different morals, especially about life and death.

I dunno its not really even that, I mean plenty of Americans hate their parents too and would do the same if they were able. I think its just less infrastructure for retaliation (in the legal sense) so the legislators and hospital admins aren't worried about anything other than money. More American than America, when you think about it.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

ded posted:

You know what really blows my mind about China? The fact that a family can decide to hold back information about a possible terminal illness (cancer) from the patient.

For example my girlfriends dad may have stomach cancer. For some reason they think it would be OK to not tell him this and just let him die from it. Starvation from not being able to eat, before the cancer can actually do it.

Do they not want him blowing his retirement savings on a bucket list or something?

Benjamin Arthur
Nov 7, 2012

spankmeister posted:

china sucks and i hope their ponzi scheme of an economy implodes

I'm not sure you do, western consumerism is pretty reliant on cheap poo poo from China

Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

whip posted:

R u down?



aren't those letters thai?

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug

icantfindaname posted:

Too late, they already destroyed them all
The terracotta warrior museum in Xi'an had a bunch of displays that said the site was discovered by some peasant but they have almost no artifacts from the first few pits they dug because people would just paw through and take what they wanted.

The museum in Lhasa was filled with "peaceful Chinese liberation" this and "glorious revolution" that; there was a huge display of jade that was gifted to Tibet from various emperors I guess before the Chinese decided they wanted that stuff back and came to take it. The other displays were filled with "This is how the peasants live!" and my guide said she grew up in a kitchen exactly like the diorama and had ceremonial clothes just like the mannequins were wearing. It must have been really weird to have your life on display behind glass in a museum.

Bhodi fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Jan 26, 2015

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Accretionist posted:

Do they not want him blowing his retirement savings on a bucket list or something?

No. They think it is the 'nice' thing to do.

whip
Apr 9, 2007

by Lowtax

Davincie posted:

aren't those letters thai?

Yes. 2 album types. Chinese and Thai. But some songs are Chinese on the Thai ver.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Benjamin Arthur posted:

I'm not sure you do, western consumerism is pretty reliant on cheap poo poo from China

i await the coming global economic collapse and embrace the sweet release of death

Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

you better give me my secret santa gift before you die

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

ded posted:

No. They think it is the 'nice' thing to do.

It's an Asian thing in general I think, the plot to the Japanese movie "Ikiru" was based around this.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

It's an Asian thing in general I think, the plot to the Japanese movie "Ikiru" was based around this.

There was an episode of Mad Men about this so maybe it used to be a thing here, too?

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

It's an Asian thing in general I think, the plot to the Japanese movie "Ikiru" was based around this.

Huh? I thought that was about a man realizing he'd been a poo poo and trying to make changes and then his acquaintances talking about him after he died.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Benjamin Arthur posted:

I'm not sure you do, western consumerism is pretty reliant on cheap poo poo from China

we'll be getting our cheap poo poo from vietnam soon anyway

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Waltzing Along posted:

Huh? I thought that was about a man realizing he'd been a poo poo and trying to make changes and then his acquaintances talking about him after he died.

That was a novel by Charles Dickens.

wildemere
Nov 19, 2013
If you want to see China's National Treasure then you have to go here.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Palace_Museum
Its in Taiwan...
The back story is interesting, I've visited it, Its awesome.
Apparently only 1% of the stuff they have is on display the rest is in the hollowed out mountain behind it, including heaps of gold.

wildemere fucked around with this message at 20:03 on Jan 26, 2015

whip
Apr 9, 2007

by Lowtax

Davincie posted:

you better give me my secret santa gift before you die

Me?

Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

no, spankmeister

simple
Apr 11, 2007

ded posted:

You know what really blows my mind about China? The fact that a family can decide to hold back information about a possible terminal illness (cancer) from the patient.

For example my girlfriends dad may have stomach cancer. For some reason they think it would be OK to not tell him this and just let him die from it. Starvation from not being able to eat, before the cancer can actually do it.

Yeah I have trouble wrapping my head around that stuff as well.

Another example- my waifu is from Taiwan and one of her brothers died in the hospital from septic shock. The crazy thing is that her remaining brother decided it would be best not to tell their father his son had died and she agreed. When the father eventually asked about what happened to his missing son, they said he went on a spiritual journey to Tibet or something like that. When I pressed her about why they would do this, she said they didn't want to give him a heart attack by telling him the truth.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

simple posted:

Another example- my waifu is from Taiwan and one of her brothers died in the hospital from septic shock. The crazy thing is that her remaining brother decided it would be best not to tell their father his son had died and she agreed. When the father eventually asked about what happened to his missing son, they said he went on a spiritual journey to Tibet or something like that. When I pressed her about why they would do this, she said they didn't want to give him a heart attack by telling him the truth.

:psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck:

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Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
How's that going to work out? Sit it out and tell the dad tangentially while they're having lunch "Oh, yea, well, he died 10 years ago"

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