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schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

abraham linksys posted:

I know nothing about Zack Ryder so when he came out I thought he was dumb as hell for how vanilla he is, is it worth going and watching anything he did on the Network

He's nothing special but his only push went down the drain because "you'll like what I tell you to like I'm Vincent Kennedy McMahon damnit"

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

abraham linksys posted:

getting... himself... over? are you saying everything Vince told me about millenials might be wrong

well he wasn't supposed to get over so he got punished. he really should have tried to grab that brass ring, but, he couldn't

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Wow, this could have been a really good royal rumble.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

abraham linksys posted:

I know nothing about Zack Ryder so when he came out I thought he was dumb as hell for how vanilla he is, is it worth going and watching anything he did on the Network

Honestly his stuff on ECW was pretty decent IIRC.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Is the Rumble long enough to last these last two hours?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
hahaha These poor people don't know what's coming and I love it maggle.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

In retrospect, in the back of my head I knew something was up if Bryan came in that early after all those months off

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Testekill posted:

Nothing wrong with liking a flippy little boy and his best friend who fucks everything he does up.

I mean that's basically why I liked and still like Miz and Morrison.

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
Exciting match so far, and the crowd is into it! WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?!

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

Kawalimus posted:

Wow, this could have been a really good royal rumble.

The pop if Bryan won.

Imagine it.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

Rhonne posted:

Is the Rumble long enough to last these last two hours?

nah, it was like ~50 minutes before commercials, IIRC. They can do an extra-long Roman Reigns interview though, don't worry

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Vertical Lime posted:

In retrospect, in the back of my head I knew something was up if Bryan came in that early after all those months off

I knew something was up when the returning champion who never lost his title lost his very first match back on RAW.

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
I still hate Vince's big man ideology.

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

That app looks ridiculous

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Delsaber posted:

Man, this match really wasn't bad until the Bryan thing happened.

I was about to say "this could be the start of the best Rumble I've ever seen live".

I didn't end up saying that.

I made the right choice

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
I just don't get it.

Vince has to hear those cheers, and see the fans hanging on every move of Bryan's.

ZixTheYeti
Jul 12, 2005

Hellarious!

abraham linksys posted:

nah, it was like ~50 minutes before commercials, IIRC. They can do an extra-long Roman Reigns interview celebration though, don't worry

Another Person
Oct 21, 2010
just noticed that the anti-smoking ad looks a lot like the Evolve ad

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Im getting ads for the cancelled show lol

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
This is kind of fun from the perspective of waiting for the WWE to gently caress everything up forever.

ch3cooh
Jun 26, 2006

Rhonne posted:

Is the Rumble long enough to last these last two hours?

With commercials and the roman sit down at the end yeah

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Didn't they cancel that show? And :lol: Bryan was the first person in the advertisement.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Red posted:

I just don't get it.

Vince has to hear those cheers, and see the fans hanging on every move of Bryan's.

vince is completely deranged

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

Red posted:

I just don't get it.

Vince has to hear those cheers, and see the fans hanging on every move of Bryan's.

Millenials

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010

abraham linksys posted:

nah, it was like ~50 minutes before commercials, IIRC. They can do an extra-long Roman Reigns interview though, don't worry

Or replay the post-Rumble interview with the Rock :getin:

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Red posted:

I just don't get it.

Vince has to hear those cheers, and see the fans hanging on every move of Bryan's.

He hears it and cries wondering why these sicko's are telling him put a goat man on stage

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Red posted:

I just don't get it.

Vince has to hear those cheers, and see the fans hanging on every move of Bryan's.

He's only catchphrase over.

canti32
Apr 27, 2008

Fearless in Devotion, Rising to Promotion,
Rising to the ranks of mighty heroes, Fighting foes in every land,

History only tells a story, We are to see your glory,
Stand aside the Reds are coming,
WREXHAM IS THE NAME

Red posted:

I just don't get it.

Vince has to hear those cheers, and see the fans hanging on every move of Bryan's.

He got lost in Reign's eyes

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Red posted:

I just don't get it.

Vince has to hear those cheers, and see the fans hanging on every move of Bryan's.

It sucks getting old

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Fon Don Go

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

ch3cooh posted:

With commercials and the roman sit down at the end yeah

That Roman interview should be something special.

Orgophlax
Aug 26, 2002


Hahaha they come back from commercial at the tail end of Bryan getting the whole arena to Yes! chant.

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Rhonne posted:

That Roman interview should be something special.

Maybe he'll break down crying and quit.

ch3cooh
Jun 26, 2006

Rhonne posted:

That Roman interview should be something special.

woo woo woo you know it

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Liking Zach Ryder a lot is kind of a trademark of a "dumb internet fan" so lots of people like to pretend he's terrible so they sound cool. I guess this is a hot take

Alakaiser
Jan 3, 2007

And the Lord Josh said, "Blessed are those cast away by Belichick, theirs is the kingdom of Denver." (Tebow 1:25)
That airplane spin. Imagine if it was Cesaro doing it to Fandango. :sigh:

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Bryan corpsing doing the airplane spin. :unsmith:

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
daniel bryan is struggling to put fandango over the ropes



gotta make fandango look strong

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Red posted:

I just don't get it.

Vince has to hear those cheers, and see the fans hanging on every move of Bryan's.

They're cheering the wrong person, who isn't actually over and just the recipient of their misguided contrariness anyway, and they just need to be massaged into transferring those cheers to <guy Vince picked personally>.

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Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

The Landstander posted:

The pop if Bryan won.

Imagine it.

Yeah if they had him beat Reigns in the final two the place would have gone loving berserk.

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