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BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

ElGroucho posted:

I still don't see why we let the Marine Corps make any decision beyond how many varieties of the clap to get from shore leave hookers

Didn't they also have a hissy fit when the Army wanted to wear the same camo pattern? Something about both showing up to a war wearing the same thing OMG HOW EMBARASSING!

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zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

proof of concept posted:

I mean the "official," "combat-role" justification they are hiding an adolescent desire for planes with a neat gadget behind
Guadalcanal, something something, Iranian hostage crisis, something something, forward positioned primitive airfields. Ooh rah.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Jemmy Ducks posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD-J1KksHUQ

The dream

It was once so real

e: senior test engineer manages to make the STOVL variant sound less bad than it actually is

I love how he says, "It has the full capability, internal weapons, stealth characteristics. . . ", while this image is on the screen, showing a configuration that is strictly speaking, neither of those things.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

zedprime posted:

forward positioned primitive airfields.

:cripes:

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

BigBoss posted:

Didn't they also have a hissy fit when the Army wanted to wear the same camo pattern? Something about both showing up to a war wearing the same thing OMG HOW EMBARASSING!

In their defense, if it wasn't for their pretty dress blues, recruitment for them would drop 75%

woon socket
Sep 30, 2011

by XyloJW
f

Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:02 on Jan 27, 2015

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Electrical Engineers are garbage

Just like the F-35

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



i'm going to take off vertically but first, let me take a selfie

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


im probably retarded but whats the reason for planes being better for ground support than helicopters? just that they can get there faster?

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



FirstPersonShitter posted:

im probably retarded but whats the reason for planes being better for ground support than helicopters? just that they can get there faster?

Faster, and also importantly, at a much higher attitude. It's technically possible for some helicopters to fly at 30,000 feet but extremely impractical compared to fixed wing, most helicopters aren't even pressurized

atelier morgan
Mar 11, 2003

super-scientific, ultra-gay

Lipstick Apathy

FirstPersonShitter posted:

im probably retarded but whats the reason for planes being better for ground support than helicopters? just that they can get there faster?

because of this rear end in a top hat

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

FirstPersonShitter posted:

im probably retarded but whats the reason for planes being better for ground support than helicopters? just that they can get there faster?

helicopters are poo poo also all the stuff above

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

FirstPersonShitter posted:

im probably retarded but whats the reason for planes being better for ground support than helicopters? just that they can get there faster?

According to some ex-airforce guys I was in a grad school class with the nose gun on the A10 has such massive kickback that if the pilot isn't in a dive when it's fired the kickback will slow the plane down too much and it will crash. Correct me if I'm wrong but if that's the case then helicopters probably aren't able to handle a gun with enough oomph to demolish tanks like the A10 can

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



proof of concept posted:

According to some ex-airforce guys I was in a grad school class with the nose gun on the A10 has such massive kickback that if the pilot isn't in a dive when it's fired the kickback will slow the plane down too much and it will crash. Correct me if I'm wrong but if that's the case then helicopters probably aren't able to handle a gun with enough oomph to demolish tanks like the A10 can

That's what hellfire missiles are for. The gau-12 is overrated in all ways but its terrifying sound and the f-35 isn't bad just because it doesn't have a massive machine gun attached to it. It's bad because it costs 1.5 trillion and completely blows

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

ethanol posted:

That's what hellfire missiles are for. The gau-12 is overrated in all ways but its terrifying sound and the f-35 isn't bad just because it doesn't have a massive machine gun attached to it. It's bad because it costs 1.5 trillion and completely blows

Not really the Gau-12 is basically a really effective weapon for danger close situations since it's fairly accurate and has less blast radius than a 500 pound bomb.



https://medium.com/war-is-boring/a-10s-saved-the-day-in-botched-afghanistan-raid-b78367f4fd0e

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



etalian posted:

Not really the Gau-12 is basically a really effective weapon for danger close situations since it's fairly accurate and has less blast radius than a 500 pound bomb.



https://medium.com/war-is-boring/a-10s-saved-the-day-in-botched-afghanistan-raid-b78367f4fd0e
It's more accurate than a jdam but you can't turn a gau-12 loose on a tight city block like a hellfire missile without expecting it to hit a lot of things you weren't aiming for.. and that's because of dispersion. Anyways a light anti tank missile is a much different thing than a jdam

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

proof of concept posted:

According to some ex-airforce guys I was in a grad school class with the nose gun on the A10 has such massive kickback that if the pilot isn't in a dive when it's fired the kickback will slow the plane down too much and it will crash. Correct me if I'm wrong but if that's the case then helicopters probably aren't able to handle a gun with enough oomph to demolish tanks like the A10 can

It's about equal to one of the engines, but a full load is only 15 seconds of fire, and you're never going to hold the trigger down for 15 seconds, so it's not going to cause the A-10 to fall out of the sky or anything.

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Yeah, exactly what place is "forward"? Are we invading Mars? There's no place on earth that can't be serviced by a major air base (provided you use a good plane and not an F-35).

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

etalian posted:

Not really the Gau-12 is basically a really effective weapon for danger close situations since it's fairly accurate and has less blast radius than a 500 pound bomb.



https://medium.com/war-is-boring/a-10s-saved-the-day-in-botched-afghanistan-raid-b78367f4fd0e

Ok remember a video of an a10 sawing People on the battle field in half. Post that bc it was cool as poo poo

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
I too enjoy seeing senseless death and the mutilation of my fellow humans :thumbsup:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

thathonkey posted:

I too enjoy seeing senseless death and the mutilation of my fellow humans :thumbsup:

Me too!

Oh wait, your in the wrong thread . Kitty thrad is in PI.

Jemmy Ducks
Sep 21, 2013
Also, fixed wing aircraft can carry a whole lot more ordinance than a helicopter. Safer, faster, more beatdown.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Jemmy Ducks posted:

Also, fixed wing aircraft can carry a whole lot more ordinance than a helicopter. Safer, faster, more beatdown.

They also complement each other nicely, SAMs which use big missiles with long range radar chew up fixed wing aircraft when used properly, but on the flip side have a harder time with low flying attack helicopters.

Fixed wing aircraft don't have to worry about MANPADs/flak but on the flip side have a big shoot me sign against larger SAM missiles.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

ElGroucho posted:

In their defense, if it wasn't for their pretty dress blues, recruitment for them would drop 75%

The Marine corps dress uniform literally looks like a retard was given a bin of random uniforms from all over the world, and then picked individual pieces at random and put them on.
(This is somewhat true since Marines are literal retards)

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

Prettz posted:

It was also poo poo compared to the Apache.

Because it was supposed to replace the Kiowa as a scout. It'd designate targets and generally be the hunter to the Apache's killer.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Prettz posted:

Yeah, exactly what place is "forward"? Are we invading Mars? There's no place on earth that can't be serviced by a major air base (provided you use a good plane and not an F-35).
We need every option for when the psychlos take over


For as maligned as that plot point is, there are suspiciously few screen caps and no youtubes of the best harrier documentary of the 90s.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

zedprime posted:

We need every option for when the psychlos take over


For as maligned as that plot point is, there are suspiciously few screen caps and no youtubes of the best harrier documentary of the 90s.

the harrier being a effective warplane was the best science fiction part of the movie.

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


is the eurofighter a good plane? they had it on top gear once, it raced a car

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Marines really seem to hate runways

Did their fashion model girlfriend run around with jody?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

FirstPersonShitter posted:

is the eurofighter a good plane? they had it on top gear once, it raced a car

It's at least a decent airframe but had many similar trainwrecks to the F-35 program such as exploding costs/requirement creep.

Jemmy Ducks
Sep 21, 2013

zedprime posted:

We need every option for when the psychlos take over


For as maligned as that plot point is, there are suspiciously few screen caps and no youtubes of the best harrier documentary of the 90s.

"piece of cake"

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





I was behind a truck earlier with veteran plates of "f117a"

Was that a cool dude or did his plane suck?

Also after many hours of playing DCS Warthog I feel like I could be more effective in combat with that plane than an actual pilot could with a F-35.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

cheesetriangles posted:

I was behind a truck earlier with veteran plates of "f117a"

Was that a cool dude or did his plane suck?

Also after many hours of playing DCS Warthog I feel like I could be more effective in combat with that plane than an actual pilot could with a F-35.

Best A-10 story is the time it got a helicopter kill using the 30mm gun.

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe
And they're not sure what type of helicopter it was because it was in too many pieces to ID.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Shadeoses posted:

And they're not sure what type of helicopter it was because it was in too many pieces to ID.

http://articles.latimes.com/1991-02-08/news/mn-937_1_air-combat

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Otisburg posted:

Marines really seem to hate runways

Did their fashion model girlfriend run around with jody?

well you see in an era before aerial refueling and a global network of american military bases in all regions of the earth, there was a little island called guadalcanal...

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

BigBoss posted:

Didn't they also have a hissy fit when the Army wanted to wear the same camo pattern? Something about both showing up to a war wearing the same thing OMG HOW EMBARASSING!

Not like they're on the same team or anything.

http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2013/01/why-is-the-marine-corps-fighting-with-the-navy-over-a-camouflage-pattern/267232/

quote:

The Marine Corps has remained loyal to the effective MARPAT, and rightfully so. But when the Navy decided to migrate to a digital pattern three years ago, it chose a desert scheme a few shades too close to that of the Marines, and the Corps balked. The Navy has since restricted its digital desert pattern to Special Warfare units. (The Marine Corps has also warned the Army against infringing on its design.)

Also, holy Jesus there are some veterans of the Falklands war that could tell you how bad an idea this is:

quote:

To make matters worse, the new Navy Working Uniform has been found to be highly flammable, and "will burn robustly" if exposed to fire. In fact, it turns into a "sticky molten material."

Not like battle damage will cause fires.

WD40
Nov 25, 2005

I remember a time when the USA made actually good planes.



Like one day someone woke up and thought 'I want to make a plane whose main defense is to just be so stupidly pant shittingly god drat fast that it can outrun anything fired at it.' Then did just that.

Anyone who's interested in this plane should read this book: http://mirror.xwl.me/Sled%20Driver.pdf. It's out of print now and impossible to buy but it's really good.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

WD40 posted:

I remember a time when the USA made actually good planes.



Like one day someone woke up and thought 'I want to make a plane whose main defense is to just be so stupidly pant shittingly god drat fast that it can outrun anything fired at it.' Then did just that.

Anyone who's interested in this plane should read this book: http://mirror.xwl.me/Sled%20Driver.pdf. It's out of print now and impossible to buy but it's really good.

lol this was launched in 1966 and looks like its from 2066

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Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe

Ivor Biggun posted:

Not like they're on the same team or anything.

http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2013/01/why-is-the-marine-corps-fighting-with-the-navy-over-a-camouflage-pattern/267232/


Also, holy Jesus there are some veterans of the Falklands war that could tell you how bad an idea this is:


Not like battle damage will cause fires.

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