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Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Pornographic Memory posted:

well you see in an era before aerial refueling and a global network of american military bases in all regions of the earth, there was a little island called guadalcanal...

hmmm this must have been a crushing defeat for the marines to be so deeply imbedded in their institutional psyche.



lol

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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Otisburg posted:

hmmm this must have been a crushing defeat for the marines to be so deeply imbedded in their institutional psyche.



lol

no but you see they got to fly a couple of planes so that means the marines get their own air force forever

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Raskolnikov38 posted:

no but you see they got to fly a couple of planes so that means the marines get their own air force forever

if the us lasts another 200 years maybe every branch will be its own military with the army eventually demanding destroyers because they have patrol boats and zodiaks and then carriers because they have destroyers and the air force demanding that its security forces get to be more and more its own army and then each of those sub branches will start to do the same thing and we'll eventually have like fractally branching branches of our military

MH Knights
Aug 4, 2007

WD40 posted:

I remember a time when the USA made actually good planes.



Like one day someone woke up and thought 'I want to make a plane whose main defense is to just be so stupidly pant shittingly god drat fast that it can outrun anything fired at it.' Then did just that.

Anyone who's interested in this plane should read this book: http://mirror.xwl.me/Sled%20Driver.pdf. It's out of print now and impossible to buy but it's really good.

Aren't the liquid streaks on the wings fuel? Like the SR-71 leaked like a sieve to the point where you had to have tarps/buckets underneath when not in the air or under certain speeds?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
guadalcanal fun fact: 100% of the marines bitching about the battle can be traced back to Australian stevedores not knowing how to load a military cargo boat properly. the f-35 is part of the marines revenge for making them wait a week for some equipment

Sashimi
Dec 26, 2008


College Slice

MH Knights posted:

Aren't the liquid streaks on the wings fuel? Like the SR-71 leaked like a sieve to the point where you had to have tarps/buckets underneath when not in the air or under certain speeds?
Not sure about the picture but yes, it was designed to leak fuel on the ground since the body had to have sufficient room for heat expansion during extremely high speed flight. I think it had to refuel almost immediately after takeoff since it would lose tons of fuel during taxiing.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



I like the Cobra "Night Raven" variant that adds the little parasite craft on the back.

Tomato Burger
Jun 18, 2007
The secret is granola.

TEAYCHES posted:

lol this was launched in 1966 and looks like its from 2066

Wikipedia posted:

If a surface-to-air missile launch was detected, the standard evasive action was simply to accelerate and outfly the missile.

Such a sexy plane.

WD40
Nov 25, 2005

MH Knights posted:

Aren't the liquid streaks on the wings fuel? Like the SR-71 leaked like a sieve to the point where you had to have tarps/buckets underneath when not in the air or under certain speeds?

I read about this in the book, it was designed to leak at rest. When it got to it's cruising speed it would heat up and the metal around all the leaks would expand perfectly to make it absolutely airtight. He describes it as looking like this living, sweating animal before it took off.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

it is a total loving deathtrap tho to be fair. its cool, fast, and like a third of them blew up

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

TEAYCHES posted:

lol this was launched in 1966 and looks like its from 2066

I love how pretty much everyone, including small children, can look at planes and instinctively know "this thing is fast and also cool as hell"

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Mange Mite posted:

I love how pretty much everyone, including small children, can look at planes and instinctively know "this thing is fast and also cool as hell"

meanwhile looking at an f-35 makes babies cry and dogs get their hackles up and start growling

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011






What does Star Wars have to do with this?

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Otisburg posted:

hmmm this must have been a crushing defeat for the marines to be so deeply imbedded in their institutional psyche.



lol

Christ it always blows my mind whenever I see the casualty lists for the Pacific theater. Only place you ever really see confirmed kills outstripping casualties.

What's everyone's opinion on the MiG-25 Foxbat?

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

Otisburg posted:

hmmm this must have been a crushing defeat for the marines to be so deeply imbedded in their institutional psyche.



lol

the japs need to l2p or log off imo

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



0.22 KDR is a shameful KDR

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.

Offensive Clock
fun fact, it was actually called the RS-71 originally. LBJ accidentally called it the SR-71 in a statement and the government in its infinite wisdom spent thousands of dollars to redo all the technical documents to rename it SR-71 instead of admitting LBJ misspoke

another fun fact, skunkworks couldn't find enough titanium to make their SR-71s so the CIA, through several dummy corps, purchased it through one of the then leading producers of titanium in the world -- the soviet union.

so the ussr is partially to thank for helping us build the plane that we used to spy on them

read Skunk Works if you want some cool stories about when Lockmart wasn't total poo poo

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Damo posted:

fun fact, it was actually called the RS-71 originally. LBJ accidentally called it the SR-71 in a statement and the government in its infinite wisdom spent thousands of dollars to redo all the technical documents to rename it SR-71 instead of admitting LBJ misspoke

"uh mister president i think it's actually 'rs' not 'sr.'"

"is it now, son?" *pulls out comically large penis.* "you sure about that?"

"right, i'll have the documents updated, mister president."

Phrosphor
Feb 25, 2007

Urbanisation

It is interesting how all the pulpy bad milscifi novels have marines in them, and they are super badass and tough and the best and awesome. If there are any other armed forces like the space army they are usually shown up as being really bad at their jobs or just incompetent.

I think the marines must have the best PR in the world.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Phrosphor posted:

It is interesting how all the pulpy bad milscifi novels have marines in them, and they are super badass and tough and the best and awesome. If there are any other armed forces like the space army they are usually shown up as being really bad at their jobs or just incompetent.

I think the marines must have the best PR in the world.

They do man haven't you ever seen that commercial where the serviceman slays a dragon with just a sword? Join the marines, kill dragons. Works great on the intended (read: retarded) audience of gung-ho teenagers that they're trying to convince to fly thousands of miles from home to get shot at by/drop bombs on people that hate them for impersonal reasons such as what country they were born in and the fact that they chose to pick up an M-16 for that countryh and shoot at their children and family and friends :thumbsup: soldier

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Damo posted:

fun fact, it was actually called the RS-71 originally. LBJ accidentally called it the SR-71 in a statement and the government in its infinite wisdom spent thousands of dollars to redo all the technical documents to rename it SR-71 instead of admitting LBJ misspoke

another fun fact, skunkworks couldn't find enough titanium to make their SR-71s so the CIA, through several dummy corps, purchased it through one of the then leading producers of titanium in the world -- the soviet union.

so the ussr is partially to thank for helping us build the plane that we used to spy on them

read Skunk Works if you want some cool stories about when Lockmart wasn't total poo poo

SR-71 rolls off the tongue more smoothly than RS-71 though so clearly they realized his mistake showed them a better way. It's called flexibility amigo. :colbert:

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Phrosphor posted:

It is interesting how all the pulpy bad milscifi novels have marines in them, and they are super badass and tough and the best and awesome. If there are any other armed forces like the space army they are usually shown up as being really bad at their jobs or just incompetent.

I think the marines must have the best PR in the world.

On the commentary track for Aliens, Cameron actually apologizes for making them Marines and said as bitchmade as the space monsters make them act if he had it to do over again they would be Army.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Phrosphor posted:

I think the marines must have the best PR in the world.

USMC: The Angus Beef of the US Military

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003

Otisburg posted:

On the commentary track for Aliens, Cameron actually apologizes for making them Marines and said as bitchmade as the space monsters make them act if he had it to do over again they would be Army.

Specifically he wanted them to be less trained/motivated, like the army. They are supposed to be vietnam draftees *in space*.

KiddieGrinder
Nov 15, 2005

HELP ME

Otisburg posted:

hmmm this must have been a crushing defeat for the marines to be so deeply imbedded in their institutional psyche.

You don't get, every Marine soldier was worth 100 japs. So it was really more like 700,000 losses for our brothers in the Core

HOORAH SEMPA FI BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD

az
Dec 2, 2005

Arcsquad12 posted:

What's everyone's opinion on the MiG-25 Foxbat?

It was kinda bad, the first time the americans got their hands on one thanks to a defector they found out that it was basically a warhammer orks idea of a super fast plane. It was pretty ghetto and going maximum speed basically ripped it to pieces so trying it was an almost guaranteed one way ticket.

However unlike the F35 it could actually go really fast in the first place and set a bunch of speed and altitude records.

az fucked around with this message at 16:27 on Jan 27, 2015

Shanakin
Mar 26, 2010

The whole point of stats are lost if you keep it a secret. Why Didn't you tell the world eh?
The MiG-25 is an interesting plane. So Russia/USSR has two airforces, VVS, the frontline combat service and PVO which was for defence only airforce (also in charge of a lot of SAMs). Anyway with all the recon flights overhead, USA's big strategic jet bombers like B-52s and the XB-70 Valkyrie in the works, USSR wanted something able to intercept these threats. So they wanted a plane that could go really high and fast, carry big missiles and had a big radar. Unfortunately, they couldn't afford to build the new interceptor out of titanium, so they had to design it around solid, heavy, steel.

So in the end they get their plane, it goes really high, really fast, has a big radar and big gently caress-off missiles. However because it's made of steel and is something hilarious like 20 tonnes empty, it turns like rear end and needs really big wings.

Suddenly USA gets images of this new plane, it's got big wings and goes super fast. Assuming that its made out of normal aviation materials and not steel, they freak the gently caress out because it would be very fast and agile, and decide they need to make a new super fighter to counter this super fight. As a result we got the F-15.

Now the F-15 comes along and Russia is all "oh god where the hell did this thing come from? We don't have a fighter anything like this, we're still rocking along with MiG-23s and stuff" and kick off the Su-27.

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Aug 2, 2014

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Shanakin posted:

The MiG-25 is an interesting plane. So Russia/USSR has two airforces, VVS, the frontline combat service and PVO which was for defence only airforce (also in charge of a lot of SAMs). Anyway with all the recon flights overhead, USA's big strategic jet bombers like B-52s and the XB-70 Valkyrie in the works, USSR wanted something able to intercept these threats. So they wanted a plane that could go really high and fast, carry big missiles and had a big radar. Unfortunately, they couldn't afford to build the new interceptor out of titanium, so they had to design it around solid, heavy, steel.

So in the end they get their plane, it goes really high, really fast, has a big radar and big gently caress-off missiles. However because it's made of steel and is something hilarious like 20 tonnes empty, it turns like rear end and needs really big wings.

Suddenly USA gets images of this new plane, it's got big wings and goes super fast. Assuming that its made out of normal aviation materials and not steel, they freak the gently caress out because it would be very fast and agile, and decide they need to make a new super fighter to counter this super fight. As a result we got the F-15.

Now the F-15 comes along and Russia is all "oh god where the hell did this thing come from? We don't have a fighter anything like this, we're still rocking along with MiG-23s and stuff" and kick off the Su-27.

And now we watch them carefully looking over each others shoulders comparing the PAK FA and the F-35.

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!
I don't know anything about PAK FA but there seem to be pictures of it in the air on Google soooo

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?



a-10 with more confirmed air-to-air kills than most air superiority fighters

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Aug 2, 2014

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FirstPersonShitter posted:

a-10 with more confirmed air-to-air kills than most air superiority fighters

Do you really count a low flying helicopter as an air-to-air kill though?

Fake edit: Not that it isn't cool or anything.

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


Gridlocked posted:

Do you really count a low flying helicopter as an air-to-air kill though?

its not on the ground is it?

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FirstPersonShitter posted:

its not on the ground is it?

Fair enough.

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



FirstPersonShitter posted:

a-10 with more confirmed air-to-air kills than most air superiority fighters

Which American air superiority fighters have yet to pick up a single air-to-air kill? I suppose anything brought in after 1991 because of the lack of targets.

Trollologist
Mar 3, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Didn't the F-22 raptor get scrapped for being too expensive? If that's the case, why are we still pouring money into the F-35?

SIGSEGV
Nov 4, 2010


proof of concept posted:

According to some ex-airforce guys I was in a grad school class with the nose gun on the A10 has such massive kickback that if the pilot isn't in a dive when it's fired the kickback will slow the plane down too much and it will crash. Correct me if I'm wrong but if that's the case then helicopters probably aren't able to handle a gun with enough oomph to demolish tanks like the A10 can

That's bullshit on about the same level as "my rifle is anti-material only else it's a war crime so I just aim at their canteens" or however it goes, there's no detectable deceleration from firing the gun.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Trollologist posted:

Didn't the F-22 raptor get scrapped for being too expensive? If that's the case, why are we still pouring money into the F-35?

the parts are coming from too many districts and we've tricked numerous countries into buying them

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Trollologist posted:

Didn't the F-22 raptor get scrapped for being too expensive? If that's the case, why are we still pouring money into the F-35?

Theoretically the F-35 is more versatile. The F-22 is the best at shooting down planes we will never fight. The F-35 though has some plane shooting capability that we will never use as well as the ability to drop bombs on mud huts, while being based on air fields or carriers so not mud hut is safe. Also what Monkey Fracas said.

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Trollologist posted:

Didn't the F-22 raptor get scrapped for being too expensive? If that's the case, why are we still pouring money into the F-35?

ironically isnt the f22 now cheaper than the f35?

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