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which is better
Con Air
goku
The Rock
white devils
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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
simple question: which is the better movie?

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Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
have you seen that movie with the funny guests and jeff dunham is there im pretty sure thats lena dunhams brother and they are really funny each in their own right wow

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
Con Air wins by virtue of having Steve Buscemi play a serial killer who wore someone's head for a hat.

Depressing Drawers
Dec 17, 2004
UR ALREADY DED
con air is the superior film, chief o brien drives a corvette with AZZ KIKR on the number plate, 10/10

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
put the bunny, back in the box.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Con Air > The Rock > Face/Off

They are all great films though.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Con air

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Con Air wins by virtue of having Steve Buscemi play a serial killer who wore someone's head for a hat.

In the end when he escapes you're like, "Good for him!".

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Hobohemian posted:

In the end when he escapes you're like, "Good for him!".

he didn't kill that girl though..maybe he's turning over a new leaf in life?

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
They both suck because they both have Nic Cage

Depressing Drawers
Dec 17, 2004
UR ALREADY DED
also nick cage throws a body out of a plane, which lands on some old farts car, ruining their day trip out.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Harald posted:

he didn't kill that girl though..maybe he's turning over a new leaf in life?

That's why they had that whole scene, so when he gets out you can feel good about it.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Hobohemian posted:

That's why they had that whole scene, so when he gets out you can feel good about it.

when you think about it, the justice system is the real monster

but also criminals

but not nic cage

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx
The Rock.

Sean Connery reprises his role of 007, Ed Harris is one of the most underrated actors ever, Nick Cage gives the third best performance of his career, and it's Michael Bay's second best action movie.

Con Air is amazing but it should have been a much better movie since it has the following actors in it.
  • Nick Cage
  • Steve Buscemi
  • Miles O'Brien
  • John Malkovich
  • Dave Chappelle
  • Danny Trejo
  • John Cusack
  • Ving Rhames
  • M.C. Gainey

A movie with that much talent shouldn't even need to be compared to The Rock.. yet here we are and why it's the lesser movie.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
losers whine about doing their best. winners go home and gently caress the prom queen.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
wrong, goku

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
yeah ed Harris owned in the Rock. The definitive Ed Harris role, even.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Volume posted:

They both suck because they both have Nic Cage

also mods ban this loving degenerate tia

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8GfCfpUnQ0

Con Air all the way. Any other answer is false.

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Con. Air.

Maxwellsdemon
Nov 12, 2007
meh
Grimey Drawer
Both motherfucker

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

Con Air! It has more actors to distract you from Nicolas Cage.

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


The Rock owns, and also is a cool wrestler dude, so there's that.

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

Con Air was the first Nic Cage movie where his hair started out-acting him, so it deserves credit for that as well.

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
Cop Rock

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

A Winner is Jew posted:

A movie with that much talent shouldn't even need to be compared to The Rock.. yet here we are and why it's the lesser movie.

You are dumb and understand nothing about good-bad movies.

The Rock was trying to be a serious action movie. This is why it is inferior.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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con air you idiot

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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rewatch the rock it doesnt hold up at all

Ragtime Cthulhu
Dec 11, 2014
Raising Arizona

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
poo poo i voted for the rock. change my vote to con-air.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

DiHK posted:

The Rock was trying to be a serious action movie. This is why it is inferior.

"serious" with massive airquotes

nic cage's badass one liner involves rambling about elton john for two minutes before hitting someone with a SCUD

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
although 20 years old, the Rock is still very relevant to our current geo-political situation. a prescient movie, imo.

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Con Air wins by virtue of having Steve Buscemi play a serial killer who wore someone's head for a hat.

Yeah, but didn't he turn out to be a pedophile at the end? Con Air was also p unrealistic in general compared to The Rock.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

The Rock, for this reason:

paranoid randroid posted:

losers whine about doing their best. winners go home and gently caress the prom queen.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

fyodor posted:

rewatch the rock it doesnt hold up at all

I watch it once a year at least, brah. It gets better every time.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Harald posted:

although 20 years old, the Rock is still very relevant to our current geo-political situation. a prescient movie, imo.

Aaaaahhhh wth. 20?!

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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paranoid randroid posted:

losers whine about doing their best. winners go home and gently caress the prom queen.

-a line recited by a giant liver spot

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

I have a dvd of the rock that's so old you have to eject it and turn it over just as they enter THE ROCK.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

opus111 posted:

Aaaaahhhh wth. 20?!

okay, 19.

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Plaster Town Cop
con air, John Cusack is a cop

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