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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Ages posted:

For a guy who isn't over, a lot of things he does sure are over.

A mystery that will never be solved.

he's just kick-phase over

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The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
On some level I can't hate Kane and Big Show as heels because, like. In the classic sense. No one likes them. There's no movement for WWE to push Kane or Big Show. There's no slick moves that Kane and Big Show do that make people wonder why they aren't getting pushed more. Kids don't like Kane and Big Show.


Kane and Big Show.

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

They're already claiming he got hacked.


I just tuned in, is the crowd less dumb tonight?

Another Person
Oct 21, 2010
Wicked Tuna looks about as exciting as this match

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Supreme Allah posted:

Is Brock @ Raw tonight or is this just going to be a bunch of jobbers for three hours.
I thought he was mentioned last week but I don't remember Meltzer bringing it up last night.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Sex Robot posted:

They're already claiming he got hacked.


I just tuned in, is the crowd less dumb tonight?

Hey! Who put these breasts in my phone?!?

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

The Landstander posted:

On some level I can't hate Kane and Big Show as heels because, like. In the classic sense. No one likes them. There's no movement for WWE to push Kane or Big Show. There's no slick moves that Kane and Big Show do that make people wonder why they aren't getting pushed more. Kids don't like Kane and Big Show.


Kane and Big Show.

well, they've thoroughly buried every single midcard/upper midcard up and coming heel, so this is all we got

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Whenever I hear Wicked Tuna I think it's an Office spinoff

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Sex Robot posted:

They're already claiming he got hacked.


I just tuned in, is the crowd less dumb tonight?
The crowd is good but mixed. Bryan and Roman are both being hurt by the program.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Sex Robot posted:

They're already claiming he got hacked.


I just tuned in, is the crowd less dumb tonight?

i wish hackers would put naked lady pictures on my phone and then leak them from my phone to make it look like women are interested in me

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

MotU posted:

Hey! Who put these breasts in my phone?!?

Orton

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Zyla posted:

he's just kick-phase over

Daniel Bryan is just a system WWE superstar

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

NickRoweFillea posted:

Chappie actually looks pretty good.

It's a weird remake of Short Circuit, that's for sure.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

MotU posted:

Hey! Who put these breasts in my phone?!?

Corporate Kane posted:

i wish hackers would put naked lady pictures on my phone and then leak them from my phone to make it look like women are interested in me

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


How did my phone say breat

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Tree limb arms. Think about that.

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
Was red shirt guy chanting Daniel Bryan there?

Another Person
Oct 21, 2010
big show big hug

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

That DICK! posted:

Whenever I hear Wicked Tuna I think it's an Office spinoff

HAHA AH LOVE IT BIG TUNA

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

concur with the justice for curtis axel sign

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Bog Haw is a treant

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Mons Hubris posted:

How did my phone say breat

You just got Reigned on.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Codependent Poster posted:

It's a weird remake of Short Circuit, that's for sure.

Short Circuit as imagined by Neil Blomkamp sounds awesome to me.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


JUSTICE FOR
CURTis AXLE

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
Show is looking seriously fat.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Tree limb arms. Think about that.

Tree trunk-like quads
-said by someone, in reference to HHH's legs on The WWE Network show, Countdown

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Shima Honnou posted:

I didn't, but that's because I'm the kind of person who watches wrestling so women don't send me nude pictures of themselves.
did you buy them shoes and kindles

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Tree limb arms. Think about that.

With carcinogenic hands.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Zyla posted:

well, they've thoroughly buried every single midcard/upper midcard up and coming heel, so this is all we got

Buried them for what? Kane and Big Show do nothing but loose all the time, you could put Cesaro or Luke Harper or Sheamus in the same role and the only difference would be that the matches would be better.

Another Person
Oct 21, 2010
now time for a hug from kane too

bryan is making friends in the ring

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
"The Yes Movement seems to have occupied the Roman Empire"

A...somewhat clever tweet, nice job. :golfclap:

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Zyla posted:

concur with the justice for curtis axel sign

He'll never get justice :smith:

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
The role of The Authority's heavies would have been a great role for someone to get some shine. Cesaro. Big E. the Ascension.

But no they had to literally pick the heaviest guys

bartok
May 10, 2006



I like Kane's sidewalk slam.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
who the gently caress on the twitter ticker tweets like that

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
I just want a Sami match to get people hype for the NXT special.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
If Big Show and Kane had a fight to the death I would route for a draw.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

oatgan posted:

did you buy them shoes and kindles

No, but now I know what I'm doing with my next payday!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

bartok posted:

Short Circuit as imagined by Neil Blomkamp sounds awesome to me.

If Elysium didn't suck I'd have more faith.

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Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
big show if you're gonna rear up to punch someone with kane holding him why wouldn't you do your punch to the face

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