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this is our accumulated concept art so far we are going for AO rating
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This is the reason ill never give a cent to something that isnt a final release and buying the game makes me a customer with consumer-rights instead of a free tester who can go gently caress himself if the project fails. On that note, i will make a re-imagined everquest-ultima-zelda-wow in space, just need about 5.000.000 dollars. Its gonna be totally awesomes, for real!
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Feb 11, 2015 12:21
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Now, I don't want to oversell this game, but I literally promise you, the players, the Moon. Like the actual Moon in the sky. I swear this to you.
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Feb 11, 2015 12:57
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*Female sprite has awesome jiggly boobs* *White knights complain as if it were literal onscreen rape porn* *Final release version has jiggle removed* *world gets a little bit less fun*
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Feb 11, 2015 12:59
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*uses term pre-alpha and thinks that its a thing*
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Feb 11, 2015 13:05
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Our game is a platformer with a twist: there is no jumping.
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Feb 11, 2015 13:08
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[quote="Actual live steam-store item" ]Key Features: Randomly generated open world, consisting of 2 star systems, planets, asteroid belts and mazes. Ability to seamlessly land on planets. 3 planet types. Enemies of many different types, ally fighters, traders, outposts. 6 ship types to pilot. Over 50 items to equip -- weapons, shields, armor. [/quote] Holy gently caress, you basically reinvented the wheel! Of videogames!
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Feb 11, 2015 13:15
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Applewhite posted:*Female sprite has awesome jiggly boobs*
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Feb 11, 2015 13:28
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So it's a third-person shooter but it's a roguelike and there's some RPG elements that impact the overall 4X strategic play. Every run is a race against time to defend the tower though. Also, uhhhh, flight sim.
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Feb 11, 2015 14:09
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remember how we said this was just early access and more content was to come? well it's actually gold and that's all there is rest assured we will be taking your money and using it to develop our true passion project
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Feb 11, 2015 14:14
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a game for xir, by xir
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Feb 11, 2015 14:14
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Blowjob for 70% review. Up my bum for 80%+
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Feb 11, 2015 14:20
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My 2D pixelart free-to-play roguelike was originally in XNA for Xbox Arcade but there's a new alpha built in Unity for iOS and OUYA, we're crowdfunded through Indiegogo and Kickstarter please help us get greenlighted for more info check my Patreon.
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Feb 11, 2015 14:30
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This 15 year old 8-bit retro platformer is being re-released in HD for 20 bucks. 8-bit HD.
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Feb 11, 2015 14:32
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I'm going to create a game with bare minimum content and market it to reddit and say I'm going to do more. https://picroma.com/cubeworld
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Feb 11, 2015 14:33
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*gets cucked by betas*
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Feb 11, 2015 14:33
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Hogge Wild posted:*writes War and Peace length blog posts about how every woman should be raped*
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Feb 11, 2015 14:33
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Yolomon Wayne posted:This is the reason ill never give a cent to something that isnt a final release and buying the game makes me a customer with consumer-rights instead of a free tester who can go gently caress himself if the project fails. Too bad gamers never learn.
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Feb 11, 2015 14:36
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Will learn how to code while kickstarter amasses pledges *never learns how to code
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Feb 11, 2015 14:42
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Textures are hard, cell shading is arty.
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Feb 11, 2015 14:44
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twine
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Feb 11, 2015 14:44
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Better start working. *poo poo posts other kickstarters and similar games made by other indies for 6 straight hours*
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Feb 11, 2015 14:47
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im cutting off my dick
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Feb 11, 2015 14:53
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*fucks my way into recognition by game reviewers
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Feb 11, 2015 14:58
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Applewhite posted:Our game is a platformer with a twist: there is no jumping. second twist: the world is inverted, and there is no platform. the game is actually more of an art experience. its actually just a screensaver. *dlc unlocks jiggly anime boobs*
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Feb 11, 2015 15:34
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*Makes a decent game with 1 new gimmick.* *doesnt make a big deal about it* *follows software development best practices like release cycles and real QA* *Isn't American*
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Feb 11, 2015 15:39
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I'd like to see an action patformer featuring a chubby female protagonist. unless she abuses warps she loses a marginal amount of weight at the end of each level which increases her jump/speed/. This feature won't be revealed in advertising/demos.
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Feb 11, 2015 15:41
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WE DONT NEED PUBLI$HER$ they just hold back true videogame development *can only release half of the game well behind schedule, requires second kickstarter*
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Feb 11, 2015 15:45
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These AAA games are ruining gaming so I'm going to completely ignore streamlining and intuitive advancements made in gaming mechanics and my game will play like an archaic piece of poo poo because that's better. I am also fundamentally incapable of understanding the difference between challenging and just difficult to use.
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Feb 11, 2015 15:53
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Sephiroth_IRA posted:I'd like to see an action patformer featuring a chubby female protagonist. 
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Feb 11, 2015 15:55
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*Actually makes a great game with lots of gimmicks, drowns in a sea of lovely cash-grab games*
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Feb 11, 2015 15:58
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My game was originally a mod but I'm gana con tons of people out of their money in order to release a standalone that's pretty much just as crap. And people will like it!
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Feb 11, 2015 16:03
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Don't you hate how EA and Micro$oft nickle and dime you with DLC packs? *crowdfunds a beta 3 times* Also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBiodfeVcnY
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Feb 11, 2015 16:04
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ikanreed posted:*Makes a decent game with 1 new gimmick.* *has zero sales when overhyped piece of poo poo overshadows everything you've done*
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Feb 11, 2015 16:13
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heh, you say my game's a buggy piece of poo poo? well let me see your videogame, smartass 
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Feb 11, 2015 16:14
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creates a good freeware game game actually becomes popular old version is discontinued and new version with small cosmetic changes goes on sale for $20
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Feb 11, 2015 16:20
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CharlestonJew posted:heh, you say my game's a buggy piece of poo poo? well let me see your videogame, smartass *bags all the kickstarter money and bails*
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Feb 11, 2015 16:21
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I'm a feminist my models look like barbie stop harassing me
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Feb 11, 2015 16:22
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its not a visual novel, its a visual experience
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Feb 11, 2015 16:25
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Makes mundane simulator game as joke so YouTube celebs will play it and everyone can pay $20 to be part of the in joke of the week
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