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Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

Have any of you seen a monster movie where you would totally gently caress the monster? I would personally let a predator deep throat me.

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www
Aug 4, 2010

leeloo from 5th element and the chick from species. those count right???

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
hitler

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

im gonna go ahead and say The Leprechaun for his accent

naem
May 29, 2011

I watched that girls movie maleficificnt just to get awkward boners for Angelina Jolie she made me horny GET IT GET THE JOKE??

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
species

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
tilda swinton in constantine

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

giant pussyface monster from starship troopers

Phuzun
Jul 4, 2007

Clown in It

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

also queen latifah in all of the movies with queen latifah

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!
Attack of the 50 Foot Woman, idiot. I'd crawl up in there and kick her g-spot, then go hug a clitty the size of my head.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
tommy lee jones, under siege

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
youre mom lmbo

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
air bud

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

DaveSplitter posted:

Have any of you seen a monster movie where you would totally gently caress the monster? I would personally let a predator deep throat me.

Probably not a good idea to try to deep throat a Predator though. Are you really going to settle for a non-reciprocal relationship?

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

Harry and the Hendersons seemed like he was really in touch with his sensitive side. And he's a family man. Also, laser hair removal has come a long way.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

spooky girlfriend posted:

Harry and the Hendersons seemed like he was really in touch with his sensitive side. And he's a family man. Also, laser hair removal has come a long way.

harry and predator were the giant black same guy under those suits

he's dead now :(

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Pick posted:

tilda swinton in constantine

Tilda Swinton in Snowpiercer.

Lemon
May 22, 2003



unnnnhhhh baby

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer
godzilla but only if I'm as tall and he lets me perform anal on him

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax
The Thing, from the Thing.

It can be anything you want. It can even be a dog.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

redshirt posted:

Tilda Swinton in Snowpiercer.

Tilda Swinton in Orlando

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp
I want to gently caress the girl monster thing from Splice.

naem
May 29, 2011


Who dat

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Grendel's Mother

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone






Nckdictator fucked around with this message at 06:14 on Feb 15, 2015

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
The creature from the black lagoon

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Freddy could conjure up any kind of kinky fantasy. It could be "A Wet Dream on Elm Street".

naem
May 29, 2011


redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Alien Queen was strangely hot.

Dat mouth.

Hadaka Apron
Feb 12, 2015
The Bride of Frankenstein

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

Funny premise. They should make a movie about woman's genitals that get slimy and gross and smelly whent he woman is aroused and sprays cottage cheese everywhere at the slightest change in pH and is constantly leaking blood and discharge.


Oh wait they have it's called REAL LIFE.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
The chick from species.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Plafop posted:

Funny premise. They should make a movie about woman's genitals that get slimy and gross and smelly whent he woman is aroused and sprays cottage cheese everywhere at the slightest change in pH and is constantly leaking blood and discharge.


Oh wait they have it's called REAL LIFE.

Take better care of your vagoo please.

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

drilldo squirt posted:

Take better care of your vagoo please.

Even the most well cared for oval office is a disgusting pit of filth and germs.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i want to get lost in one of jabbas folds

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JazzPaws
Aug 10, 2014

- Ponzi Scheme Survivor -
Mathilda May from the movie "Lifeforce", google it you wont be disappointed.

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