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Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity




How is there not more Rockotalk in this thread

It had sex jokes like Rocko's jackhammering hobby and one time he went to a public jackhammering arena called "jack-all-u-want"

His favorite restaurant was the Chokey Chicken

It had animal racism including a super awkward wedding between segregated cats and turtles

In a banned episode his fat middle-aged toad neighbor tries to seduce him by making him watch "the mating rituals of toads" then dropping "spanish fly" (literally Spanish flies) in his drink

It said "hell" a few times and gory severed limb gags

And all of this poo poo was rated Y :aaa: Best kid's show ever.

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Guancho posted:

you can't do that on television!

I had a mid-80s crush on Christine

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves
It is the 16th century. From all over Europe, great ships sail west to conquer the New World, the Americas. The men eager to seek their fortune, to find new adventures in new lands. They long to cross uncharted seas and discover unknown countries, to find secret gold on a mountain trail high in the Andes. They dream of following the path of the setting sun that leads to El Dorado and the Mysterious Cities of Gold.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice
Could you settle to shoot me, or have you picked your target yet?

Hey Sandy.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

gnarlyhotep posted:

I had a mid-80s crush on Christine

My childhood Nickelodeon crush aged really, really well.



I'd hit it, I'd hit it hard.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

davebo posted:

Could you settle to shoot me, or have you picked your target yet?

Hey Sandy.

Aye aye aye aye

Don'tcha talk back aye aye aye

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Three Olives posted:

My childhood Nickelodeon crush aged really, really well.



I'd hit it, I'd hit it hard.

same with mine

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

gnarlyhotep posted:

same with mine



Eww, what is that?

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

Three Olives posted:

Eww, what is that?

omar gooding

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Hell yeah, that's the stuff

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
It used to turn into A&E in the evenings. It was pretty jarring because back then A&E was actually the sort of stuffy British poo poo the name suggests and Nickelodeon looked more like Canadian PsyOps experiment.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007


MauveAvenger
Dec 12, 2004

It's 'I hope we never part'. Now get it right or pay the price!
<--- Donkey Lips

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

MauveAvenger posted:

<--- Donkey Lips

Oh that takes me back... :allears:

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Pinwheel mother fuckers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLCg1kb1sA0

Now put some eye protection on and watch Mr Wizard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DyzdkgUZts

now sit the gently caress down and watch Turkey Television
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soQ_detKLZs

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

gnarlyhotep posted:

same with mine



I would still gently caress the poo poo out of Moose

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

powdered toast man just died :smith:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_dyOxAfEzI

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Three Olives posted:

My childhood Nickelodeon crush aged really, really well.



I'd hit it, I'd hit it hard.
who that

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
I'm the kid that has no idea how to play a video game on Nick Arcade.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Three Olives posted:

Eww, what is that?

that's a woman

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
I was really little when you can't do that on television was on and barth scared the poo poo out of me

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Frostwerks posted:

that's a woman

Gross, Def renewing on gay this year.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Three Olives posted:

Gross, Def renewing on gay this year.

like your opinion on women matters

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

gnarlyhotep posted:

I had a mid-80s crush on Christine

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
I would gently caress Lisa Ruddy but would never introduce her to my friends

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001

Nefarious posted:

I was really little when you can't do that on television was on and barth scared the poo poo out of me

same

mucocele
Nov 3, 2012

Bro Nerd Alpha posted:

I'm the kid that has no idea how to play a video game on Nick Arcade.

loving Nadine


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seAyeYBNijA

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

matrix ripoff posted:

i never liked doug

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i never liked doug either

Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe

TEAYCHES posted:

i never liked doug either

He got bullied by a ginger. The beta-est guy

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

"our animation budget is almost nonexistent, lets give the main character a needlessly complicated shirt design for no reason"

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

gnarlyhotep posted:

like your opinion on women matters

I'm a moderately attractive party gay, women love us, don't make us come up with more ridiculous non-sense like vajazzling, we will so do it.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
the highlight of 1985 as far as I was concerned until we went to Disney World



Les Lye was very cool and answered everybody's questions, even the stupid ones, Lisa said that she and Moose weren't really enemies but it was fun to tease each other, and Alasdair said they kept buckets of green slime and water up in the light rigging to keep you on your toes. They were just so darn polite.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

not only did they make a doug movie, it was called "doug's 1st movie", so we could make extra fun of it now.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

My Q-Face posted:

It is the 16th century. From all over Europe, great ships sail west to conquer the New World, the Americas. The men eager to seek their fortune, to find new adventures in new lands. They long to cross uncharted seas and discover unknown countries, to find secret gold on a mountain trail high in the Andes. They dream of following the path of the setting sun that leads to El Dorado and the Mysterious Cities of Gold.

:krad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq5Y_ogiyi0

Premeditated Toast
Apr 24, 2008

Same as it ever was.
I felt like a real baller being 8 and having a subscription to a magazine.

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poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



:rip: powdered toast man

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Farts! Boogers! *belch*

/1990's Nick

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

Premeditated Toast posted:

I felt like a real baller being 8 and having a subscription to a magazine.



What was the Truth About Trolls?

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Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead
You would know if you subscribed to it. I have that magazine next to me and reading the pages.

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