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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_96L4woJr3I

I just came.

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Analogical
May 20, 2013

EEOD? Why not, I could use a break from work

:911:
I made a pot of coffee before that gif loaded.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Why does that look like a game from 2001?

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

Why does that look like a game from 2001?

right, there are burnout games that look better than this

the last burnout game came out 6 years ago

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

Why does that look like a game from 2001?
It's a mod, so of course it looks like rear end.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
If you're looking for some awesome soft body physics in a car game, you could try, uh, Next Car Game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmM3E8OAdXY







Also:

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

This should be our new foreign policy strategy.

8lbsofanalsex
Jun 3, 2011

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

I loved that game. Wasn't there a sequel?

Unfortunately they were working on one but it got cancelled. It's a shame that it has no sequel and that seemingly no one uses the style of command interface from that game. It was a really fast and simple way to give orders to squadmates and I'm always surprised that no one else has used that system over the years.

Booblord Zagats posted:

poo poo's been bare bones for 3 years. It is never getting finished

It's been around forever and it in many ways is the indie version of Duke Nukem Forever with the engine changes and such. I largely wrote the game off as dead but they've been actually making some progress the last year or two. I also think they have done a pretty good job of making stuff with decent quality with almost zero resources.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

gently caress you if you buy an indie multiplayer only shooter, you stupid idiot gently caress

ps gently caress you el mangina and your stupid 44 mb gif you swarthy shitstain

They already have some singleplayer/coop in the game and it's supposed to be the main focus of the game if it ever gets made to their original goals.

8lbsofanalsex fucked around with this message at 03:54 on Feb 15, 2015

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Booblord Zagats posted:

poo poo's been bare bones for 3 years. It is never getting finished

lol I remember reading about that game before I went to boot camp in loving 2005

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

gently caress you if you buy an indie multiplayer only shooter, you stupid idiot gently caress


whoa hang on, Natural Selection 2 owns bones

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

at the date posted:

whoa hang on, Natural Selection 2 owns bones

I wish more people would play it :smith:

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

NS 2 was pretty awesome but I had enough after like 80 hours. They put out a patch that changed everything and I didn't feel like relearning stuff. I was so good at skulkin :(

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

the next-gen steampunk game The Order had its final boss and cutscene leaked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr5dYAUdybA

its a qte

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

games that had qte final bosses: mordor, dying light

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

games with qte that are good:

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
isnt that whole game gonna be a qte? seems like theyre goin all in on the cinematic poo poo

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

games with qte that are good:

mordor and dying light own FUCKER

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

games with qte that are good:

Die hard

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

games with qte that are good:

1. Shenmue
2. ......

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

qte makes otherwise good games bad

qte is the comic sans of gaming

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
Enjoy your game VV

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Why the gently caress does anyone still think that putting QTEs in a game is a good idea? I mean, this really boggles the mind.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Spicy Guacamole posted:

Why the gently caress does anyone still think that putting QTEs in a game is a good idea? I mean, this really boggles the mind.

Because consoles.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
Probably a combo of running out of money and time so the publisher is like gently caress you release it. Or people are bad at designing good boss encounters so they are like okay lets do something we know will work.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Fart Sandwiches posted:

Probably a combo of running out of money and time so the publisher is like gently caress you release it. Or people are bad at designing good boss encounters so they are like okay lets do something we know will work.

The Order will make for an excellent game that I play all throughout next weekend then trade in Tuesday.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

ded posted:

Because consoles.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

brand engager
Mar 23, 2011

Fister Ardennes
Apr 25, 2008

War is not the answer but it sure is fun

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

games that had qte final bosses: mordor, dying light
That was the most disappointing thing about dying light. You chop, kick, bludgeon and shoot your way through a gauntlet of every loving zombie while that prick fires rockets at you. Only to end the game in some lame rear end QTE. poo poo, at least let me melee with the fucker and kick him off the building into a cauldron of ghouls that tear him apart like captain rhodes.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Willy Pete posted:

That was the most disappointing thing about dying light. You chop, kick, bludgeon and shoot your way through a gauntlet of every loving zombie while that prick fires rockets at you. Only to end the game in some lame rear end QTE. poo poo, at least let me melee with the fucker and kick him off the building into a cauldron of ghouls that tear him apart like captain rhodes.

the qte was pretty lame but i just considered it one small part of an otherwise rad ending sequence

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Probably the best Doom mod after brutal doom.

http://www.doomworld.com/vb/wads-mods/71767-instadoom-screw-nofilter-rc1/

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

http://youtu.be/WY9NO4GQJRk

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLdcy6Rt_qY

if you leave da vinci hanging you a dick

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
The ps4 thread is so extremely Games today.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

holocaust bloopers posted:

The ps4 thread is so extremely Games today.

This poo poo follows a loving script

"This game looks like poo poo"

"Oh, so I'm not allowed to like a game because you say so?"

Just over and over again with people getting increasingly angry/doubling down on 'ironic' and contrarian posting

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

This poo poo follows a loving script

"This game looks like poo poo"

"Oh, so I'm not allowed to like a game because you say so?"

Just over and over again with people getting increasingly angry/doubling down on 'ironic' and contrarian posting

When they dove into YouTube video game clip conspiracies, I checked out.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

This poo poo follows a loving script

"This game looks like poo poo"

"Oh, so I'm not allowed to like a game because you say so?"

Just over and over again with people getting increasingly angry/doubling down on 'ironic' and contrarian posting

The Order?

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Yep.

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Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Lazy Reservist posted:

Enjoy your game VV

Thanks for the shoot-man game, I have no idea what it is!

semper scifi

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