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Stop or My Mom Will Shoot saved only by a group of teens riffing it who were booted out half way through the movie... the first half was the better for it. Might have even walked out of it, fortunately was at the dollar theatre.
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Feb 17, 2015 18:06
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Unbroken was pretty bad. It felt like there were just two straight hours of an Italian suffering. Passion of the Zamperini.
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Feb 17, 2015 18:24
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the wicker man everyone has seen the goofy scenes by now, but 99% of the movie was just boring dogshit.
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Feb 17, 2015 18:33
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Probably ghost rider. But my friends and I brought stuff to make White Russians in the theatre so it wasn't all bad
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Feb 17, 2015 18:34
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There was a sequel to The Neverending Story. I saw it in 1991 and still have a bitter taste in my mouth. Its also the only movie I've ever walked out on. Baxter fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Feb 17, 2015 |
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Feb 17, 2015 18:40
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tango and cash was pretty lovely but not as lovely as poltergeist 3
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Feb 17, 2015 19:06
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Kumo posted:Dreamcatcher And that retard alien friend? Marky Mark's brother, former New Kid on the Block, Donnie Wahlberg. I like how the characters kept using the phrase "same poo poo different day" acting like they invented it or something. Mary Reilly was a boring movie I walked out on. Spawn was a mediocre disappointment, and it certainly didn't help that the theater reeking of garbage and rotting raw chicken. I fell asleep during a bunch of terrible movies I was dragged into the theater to see as a kid, from Leave It to Beaver to the flavor of the week Julia Roberts/Sandra Bullock/Andie McDowell romcom. My wife tells me I should seek bad movie therapy as well.
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Feb 17, 2015 21:13
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Feb 17, 2015 21:16
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I've seen a lot of lovely films in my life, but Man of Steel is probably the only one where I was bored enough that I wish I'd brought something to read.
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Feb 17, 2015 21:49
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Farmland Park posted:Ocean's 12. I loved 11, but the sequel was so bad, I hate it so loving much, gently caress that movie. They must practically give away the rights to show 12 on TV because it's the only one I ever see. 11 and 13 were good.
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Feb 17, 2015 21:54
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Epic Movie My friend payed for us both. I still haven't gotten over the guilt.
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Feb 17, 2015 22:08
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hummm i can't remember i don't think i've seen too many clunkers, and when it comes to bad movies, if i wanna see them in theater, i either see them for free at the theater where my brother works, or i don't see them... being free makes them a lot more palatable, even something as genuinely awful as This Is the End... so they rarely leave much of a lasting impact
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Feb 17, 2015 22:54
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oh wait hold on mothman prophecies is way up there, now that i think about it i was so annoyed at my friend, because there were 5 or 6 of us going out to see a movie, and we all wanted to see something else, but my one loving friend just really wanted to see mothman prophecies so we acquiesced and it was a huge mistake, we shoulda just told him to shut the gently caress up and seen something else
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JiveHonky posted:walked out on this turkey: what the gently caress dude get your stupid loving nasty feet off my childhood
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Feb 17, 2015 22:59
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Pookum posted:it makes literally no sense . let me summarize it for you. 4 small white college chicks rob a resteraunt to go on spring break.once in florida they meet james franco who is a rapper/ coke dealer who is dressed up like Riff Raff. one girl gets scared by all the black people/drug dealers and leaves (selena gomez i think). Gucci mane then shoots one of the other girls (this actually happens) so franco and the 2 remaining girls go to his penthouse by boat dressed in pink ski masks and bikinis to exact revenge. franco dies immediately, the 2 chicks gun down about 20 thug looking dudes and then shoot Gucci mane to death while hes in a hot tub. are you loving kidding. spring breakers was one of the best and smartest movies of 2012. Rahns posted:its a movie where you literally have to turn your brain off, thedialogue in the chunk I saw composed mostly of "spring break" try turning your brain on instead. nomadologique fucked around with this message at 23:02 on Feb 17, 2015 |
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Feb 17, 2015 23:00
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A group of us from school bunked off and went to see Lambada the Forbidden Dance. We all got a detention, it wasn't worth it, I still can't sleep.
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Feb 17, 2015 23:04
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nomadologique posted:are you loving kidding. spring breakers was one of the best and smartest movies of 2012. don't troll
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Feb 17, 2015 23:07
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Also someone explain to me how Riff Raff is actually a thing
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Feb 17, 2015 23:14
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Master of Disguise - How am I like the 3rd person in the thread to have watched this turd in the theater when it bombed at the box office? League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - The movie that sucked so much it caused Sean Connery to retire. City Slickers 2 - So very, very boring to begin with; now imagine watching this in an empty theater without any laughter.
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Feb 17, 2015 23:49
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Feb 17, 2015 23:50
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Roger Craig posted:Master of Disguise - How am I like the 3rd person in the thread to have watched this turd in the theater when it bombed at the box office? Master of Disguise pretty much ended Dana Carvey's film career. I think his appearance on the SNL special the other night was the biggest thing he's done since. edit: Yeah, from 2002 until 2013 there's like nothing until an episode of Rick and Morty (one of the best ones from the first season though!) Man if you take out the Wayne's World movies and the Bush impression his career is really complete garbage. haljordan fucked around with this message at 00:02 on Feb 18, 2015 |
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Feb 17, 2015 23:51
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Cowboys and aliens,OP
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Feb 17, 2015 23:54
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omg please let this be truequote:The scene at the Turtle Club happened to be filming on September 11, 2001. When word of the terrorist attacks reached the set, the cast and crew observed a moment of silence. "Hey man where were you on 9/11?" "Making 'Master of Disguise' wishing I was in the WTC." The scene in question: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezAJeaCySV4 haljordan fucked around with this message at 00:09 on Feb 18, 2015 |
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Feb 18, 2015 00:06
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September 7th, 2001: A a date which will live in infamy forever. I saw Rat Race. Half of the movie is idiots screaming and shrieking: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJbqnbXI0Po https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIPb1OMTZ0Q Makes me feel bad this is probably the last film some saw before leaping to their death in the WTC towers. Zogo fucked around with this message at 00:23 on Feb 18, 2015 |
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Feb 18, 2015 00:07
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Zogo posted:September 7th, 2001: A a date which will live in infamy forever. I saw Rate Race. But it's got Seth Green and............some rear end in a top hat even worse at acting than Seth Green!
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Feb 18, 2015 00:09
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haljordan posted:omg please let this be true So was that the high or low water mark for the movie? Poor Dana Carvey. 
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Feb 18, 2015 00:19
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Three-Phase posted:So was that the high or low water mark for the movie? I wonder if it's completely obvious to everyone, cast and crew, when they're making a horrendous piece of poo poo that will obviously totally loving bomb. What's worse: This or "The Love Guru"? haljordan fucked around with this message at 00:29 on Feb 18, 2015 |
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Feb 18, 2015 00:25
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I've seen plenty of worse movies on video, but I've only walked out on two in the theater and they're both goon favorites. Shoot 'Em Up and A Scanner Darkly. What utter poo poo.
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Feb 18, 2015 00:29
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haljordan posted:I wonder if it's completely obvious to everyone, cast and crew, when they're making a horrendous piece of poo poo that will obviously totally loving bomb. If it's anything like working on games, for some people yes.. For most, no, since they are just super excited to have a job in entertainment industry at all.
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Feb 18, 2015 00:36
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Feb 18, 2015 02:29
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I don't know how anyone could see the previews of that movie and still see it. And I'm a guy that saw Twilight 2 just to waste an hour and a half. That fuckin' Turtleman scene...
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Feb 18, 2015 02:31
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Rudoku posted:I don't know how anyone could see the previews of that movie and still see it. And I'm a guy that saw Twilight 2 just to waste an hour and a half. That fuckin' Turtleman scene... I specifically remember this being marketed and EVERY trailer featured him dressed as that loving turtle.
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Feb 18, 2015 02:41
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Kingdom of Heaven Great White Hype Spiderman 2 Recently, Dracula Untold
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Feb 18, 2015 02:53
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The second X-Files movie. 'I Want to Believe' or whatever. Only time as an adult I've ever been completely alone in a theater. Also to the guy who saw Quantum Of Solace and couldn't remember it the next day: the EXACT same thing happened to my wife and I. There must be something about that movie. I saw it in theaters and I literally can't picture a single frame of it.
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Feb 18, 2015 03:14
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Popular Human posted:The second X-Files movie. 'I Want to Believe' or whatever. Only time as an adult I've ever been completely alone in a theater. Wasn't Xzibit in the X-Files movie?
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Feb 18, 2015 03:28
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Popular Human posted:The second X-Files movie. 'I Want to Believe' or whatever. Only time as an adult I've ever been completely alone in a theater. It was me and all I remember are single frames. Like, something about a horse race at the beginning. A place in the desert at the end blowing up? I keep trying to remember things but I get Casino Royale or Skyfall which were decent. It's really remarkable how forgettable that movie was. I don't remember being particularly offended by any of it or thinking it was bad at the time I just can't remember any of it. Which is weird because I usually have a REALLY good memory for those sorts of things
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Feb 18, 2015 03:33
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white chicks gramma still complains we dragged her to it
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Feb 18, 2015 04:16
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soy posted:If it's anything like working on games, for some people yes.. For most, no, since they are just super excited to have a job in entertainment industry at all. There was some rumour I once heard that Carvey knew how bad this was (how could you not?) but did it anyway so he'd effectively get out of the entertainment industry. Him continuing to work at whatever the tiny scraps are that he calls a career these days seems to refute that. For anyone interested, look up the story behind the 1994 Fantastic Four movie by Roger Corman. Pretty much everyone there was under the impression that they were finally given their big break... but the movie was never going to be released, it was just made to keep the rights to the franchise. Both Master of Disguise and Fantastic Four (1994) had Michael Bailey Smith.
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Quantum of Solace had a hotel where all of the walls were filled with compressed hydrogen or something explosive like that. That's all I remember from the movie and only because it was so aggravatingly stupid.
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