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HOA sent me a letter about my mailbox because it isn't shaped like a brick pizza oven like 60% of the other houses. gently caress them. It's a plain, black, steel unassuming mailbox.
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Vriess posted:HOA sent me a letter about my mailbox because it isn't shaped like a brick pizza oven like 60% of the other houses. we are only allowed to have the plain black ones. some douchbag stole our mail once and started writing fake checks with the stuff they got, they even looked fake as poo poo and the stupid banks still cashed them. we had to put a locking insert into the drat mailbox
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Feb 18, 2015 18:42
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Vriess posted:HOA sent me a letter about my mailbox because it isn't shaped like a brick pizza oven like 60% of the other houses. Wasn't that just the box that came with the house? What the christ? It's probably better than my uniform lovely fischer price plastic mailbox.
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Feb 18, 2015 18:57
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at least you're getting your mail tried intercepting anything with my name on it going to my ex-wife's place. filled the card out right, but the postal service still hosed it up and just sent all of my mail to her instead of here. guess I should go yell at the local postmaster general for their glorious fuckup.
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Feb 18, 2015 18:58
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Post office are retards here too. Even after I brought a stack of mail to them and said "These people don't live here anymore, stop sending me their mail." I still loving get more mail from previous owners than my own poo poo.
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Feb 18, 2015 19:03
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I'm getting other people's mail, but it's because the postal worker on the route doesn't realize there's a South and a North version of my address, and apparently can't read "south" on my mailbox. It's not every day, but it's frequent enough that I'm usually running over to the other folks' place once a week or so. stupid. stupid. stupid goddamn postal workers.
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Feb 18, 2015 19:52
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When I was a kid there was a wing of a vast white trash family living in the HUD house across the street. Even with that house it's still a pretty nice neighborhood. Anyway the family living there at the time was the worst one that's ever been in there, car parts on the lawn, screaming arguments on the lawn, kids running all over the loving place with no supervision. It was so bad their neighbors put up a privacy fence so they wouldn't have to see it anymore. The little rear end in a top hat kids filled our mailbox full of dirt and rocks one day. Anyway I've encountered members of this lovely family several times since HUD forced them out. The most humorous of which was when one of the girls got kicked out of JROTC because she was allowing another real winner to finger her in the classroom during a movie.
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Feb 18, 2015 20:15
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Anything that I get that doesn't belong at my place I just leave in the box with the flag up. I used to write "no longer at this address" on the stuff, but the carrier got the idea and just returns anything I leave in there now.
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Feb 18, 2015 20:47
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Mr. Nice! posted:Anything that I get that doesn't belong at my place I just leave in the box with the flag up. I used to write "no longer at this address" on the stuff, but the carrier got the idea and just returns anything I leave in there now. Same. My neighbors are dicks so I lost motivation to do stuff like put their mail into their boxes.
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Feb 18, 2015 20:50
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I clean out my mailbox twice a week or so. It's never anything important because lolol who uses physical mail in 2015. I would unironically pay money to not get those sales fliers and poo poo.
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Feb 18, 2015 20:54
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Vasudus posted:I would unironically pay money to not get those sales fliers and poo poo. This but for election season. Last October was bad times for my mailbox.
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Feb 18, 2015 21:18
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Someone signed me up for emails/texts/junkmail the other day and I was getting poo poo from GOP, the Pauls, Glenn Beck, uber, domino's, redbox, something called theblaze, UofPhoenix, all sorts of poo poo. Now that my phone shut the gently caress up after all the texts, calls (4 from UofP alone), and emails, I'm thinking about who did it, and how much poo poo I should send them from where and whatnot. Thinking a few messages to their work email from white supremacy groups would do them some good.
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Feb 18, 2015 21:29
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I bet it was someone using the GETHELP info. edit : or an ex-gf
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Feb 18, 2015 21:33
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I never put my number or that email in the get help thread, so it was probably my ex-wife, or her mother (a raging oval office).
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Feb 18, 2015 21:37
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i get tons of emails from people trying to contact someone else. i found out that for some dumb loving reason email doesn't differentiate....gently caress this is kind of hard to explain. my email is first name initial + last name. apparently people with my same first name initial + a period + my last name count as the same god drat email. i get tons of loving poo poo for other people. like confidential patient records with full name, social, DOB, and address being sent over loving email by doctors, no encryption  or just random bullshit about soccer practice and poo poo like that, or some dude's mom bugging him about why he never talks to her.
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Feb 18, 2015 21:41
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My email gets so little action it might as well be retired and walking around a golf course. This all started monday, phone went down yesterday (back up today), only people who know this email are the ex, a few of my family members, and whoever I sign up with for poo poo. I haven't signed up for anything in a while either. No family member would bother with this poo poo, but the exwife has had time, motivation (she's a oval office), and definitely knows enough about me to get poo poo sent directly for dumbass reasons. She's had weird poo poo mailed to me before (mens lingerie catalogs).
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Feb 18, 2015 21:51
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Sigh my loving washer machine just died horrifically and dumped a 1/2inch of water in my garage and an adjoining room. Spent most of last night sweeping that poo poo out and putting in a space heater to dry the room out. I hope a loving hurricane destroys this lovely goddamn house so I can be rid of it for good
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Feb 18, 2015 22:19
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I'd say I'd trade you but my washer leaks a little and I've fixed it twice for other reasons already. my dryer is a complete fire hazard because the loving door switch broke, so I jammed a chunk of wood up in there to keep the circuit closed all the time, so now you can open the door and throw cats in on towel loads.
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Feb 18, 2015 22:24
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Mike-o posted:i get tons of emails from people trying to contact someone else. i found out that for some dumb loving reason email doesn't differentiate....gently caress this is kind of hard to explain. my email is first name initial + last name. apparently people with my same first name initial + a period + my last name count as the same god drat email. i get tons of loving poo poo for other people. like confidential patient records with full name, social, DOB, and address being sent over loving email by doctors, no encryption haha holy poo poo report that as a HIPAA violation. quote:something called theblaze Glenn Beck's website full of conservative nonsense and MLM shilling products to prey on his only audience.
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Feb 18, 2015 22:36
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ahhhh I was wondering what the gently caress that was, and wasn't going to waste my time looking it up. thanks. anybody know if there's a junk mail generator type page out there? email or real. for funsies.
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Feb 18, 2015 22:41
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I'd suggest just slamming some super hot chick and sending her the proof on accident
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Feb 18, 2015 22:49
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Booblord Zagats posted:I'd suggest just slamming some super hot chick and sending her the proof on accident this is spongebob we are talking about here, so lets set realistic goals ok
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Feb 18, 2015 22:57
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:this is spongebob we are talking about here, so lets set realistic goals ok
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Spicy Guacamole posted:Slam some super nasty chick and send her the proof on accident.
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Feb 18, 2015 23:02
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....aspirations for the trail... Gonna be scoping out skunky woods pussy all summer long.
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:this is spongebob we are talking about here, so lets set realistic goals ok I'm not saying marry the bitch. Pretty girls gently caress dudes way below them all the time.
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Feb 18, 2015 23:05
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I have low standards. This is practically widely known fact.
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:I'd say I'd trade you but my washer leaks a little and I've fixed it twice for other reasons already. my dryer is a complete fire hazard because the loving door switch broke, so I jammed a chunk of wood up in there to keep the circuit closed all the time, so now you can open the door and throw cats in on towel loads. nah this poo poo is 100% hosed. you turn it on and it just dumps water straight out the bottom onto the floor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruyWq7URlN0
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I wish the library would thin out a little bit. I've got a bag of chips I want to open, but don't want to be "that guy".
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found some decent bud finally...sucks being so hard to find since im new here in Florida (cocoa beach). The wife and I decided to start fresh here instead of me going back home to my pre-army home of Atlanta. Boring here but may be because its cold (for here) Hopefully summer poo poo gets popping once the wife and I move into our place finally. Also QUESTION I applied for school got accepted, doing my initial adviser meeting tomm. What do I need to do for my GI Bill poo poo? I did the application system for benefits online for the VA and got a text saying it was downloaded this morning. Any other steps I need to take? (disabled retired not regular ets)
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Spicy Guacamole posted:Slam some super nasty chick and send her the proof on accident. The proof tends to be a kid because you got SPERMJACKED SON.
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Vriess posted:The proof tends to be a kid because you got SPERMJACKED SON. mods please rename me to SPERM JACKSON tia
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Vasudus posted:I would unironically pay money to not get those sales fliers and poo poo.
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I don't really get sales flyers that much, lovely political mailers during election seasons though, yes. I got all manner of libelous poo poo about my congressman last year, thankfully he retained his seat.
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holocaust bloopers posted:A black toilet would be kind of awesome as far as toilets can go. I for one am uncomfortable disrobing and then spreading my spread buttocks in front of a  Their reservoirs already have more fast twitch cerimacature than Real talk though, they leave weird curly tangly nappy rear end hairs everywhere. Black people I mean, not toilets. Toilets generally don't shed like a colored with its summer coat coming in. I'm not insane, you know.
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:....aspirations for the trail... More like praying for the sweet release of death as joint pain, blisters, and the crushing weight of lucid reality and our combined lifetimes worth of bad decisions crushes what is left for our will to live and breathe, let alone walk, by the end of the first week.  But real talk you are rinsing out the tent and tarps if you go all Ishmael slamming land whales in the tent on the trail. I won't spend a night in the sexual mucus' of an Appalachian Humpback Whale beached out way too far inland. We're better than that. lol
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:I'm getting other people's mail, but it's because the postal worker on the route doesn't realize there's a South and a North version of my address, and apparently can't read "south" on my mailbox. It's not every day, but it's frequent enough that I'm usually running over to the other folks' place once a week or so. My loving moronic mailman doesn't take the time to read which building my mail is supposed to go to. I live in building 1783, in the bank of mailboxes there is building 1785 and 1787. He keeps putting my poo poo in 85 or 87 under my apartment number.
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OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:
Any whale tail will be speared in her tent.
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