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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Golashes posted:

stardust is basically 90s goldust on meth and it's the best gimmick today

It really is, Goldust was all about the androgynous, weird film addict and Stardust is just crazy, cosmic, balls-out insanity cranked to 11

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Tyson dancing made me laugh.

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
Cesaro and Kidd are so adorably Ambiguously Gay.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Blood is thicker than water, but friendship is more solid than blood. FACT

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I've been watching a lot of It's Always Sunny recently and I'm starting to think of Tyson as Dennis and Nattie as Sweet Dee.

DudeDeuce
Feb 2, 2003
The MAN
Tyson Kidd needs more camera time. Him saying tagging with Cesaro was the best decision in his life (with Nattie right beside him giving a quizzed look) was awesome.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Rusev is beating up Samoan Cena!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

RUSEV NOOOOO THEY'RE NOT UKRAINIAN!

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Hahahaha ok

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Jerusalem posted:

I've been watching a lot of It's Always Sunny recently and I'm starting to think of Tyson as Dennis and Nattie as Sweet Dee.

Cesaro is Frank?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Rusev was just sick of having to see their lovely superkicks.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


This build makes it seem like Rusev/Cena will be a LMS match at Mania. Cena's specialty!

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
Rusev this was a Canadian teaming with a Swiss against two Samoans.

You didn't get back at America at all. :ohdear:

TheHock
Jul 3, 2008

I have altered my retirement plans. Pray I do not alter them any further.
I know I'm late to the Goldust promo, but it was really good.

Plus, Stardust being the dark Persona of Cody makes a lot of sense to me now. Cody should come back wearing glasses and have El Torito dress up as a little bear.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

It's great that there are people chanting for Cena to come help his friends, the Usos, who are being hurt specifically because they are friends with Cena.


Reigns and Bryan are stronger than the whole tag division, and apparently so is Rusev. And Rusev is alone, so he's as strong as Roman and Bryan combined - but he's not stronger than Cena.

WWE is just a complex math algorithm. Or a DBZ episode toward the end.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

Cesaro is Frank?

Cesaro is Mac, Heyman is Frank, I have no idea who is Charlie because I don't think anybody in WWE is that insane outside of Vince McMahon, and he's too big and successful.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

GrimGypsy posted:

It's great that there are people chanting for Cena to come help his friends, the Usos, who are being hurt specifically because they are friends with Cena.


Reigns and Bryan are stronger than the whole tag division, and apparently so is Rusev. And Rusev is alone, so he's as strong as Roman and Bryan combined - but he's not stronger than Cena.

WWE is just a complex math algorithm. Or a DBZ episode toward the end.

It's like Steinermath on a whole different level :stare:

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

GrimGypsy posted:

It's great that there are people chanting for Cena to come help his friends, the Usos, who are being hurt specifically because they are friends with Cena.


Reigns and Bryan are stronger than the whole tag division, and apparently so is Rusev. And Rusev is alone, so he's as strong as Roman and Bryan combined - but he's not stronger than Cena.

WWE is just a complex math algorithm. Or a DBZ episode toward the end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsMSiVn6vpQ

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Ziggles really needs to color up the roots and go back to the tied back Mr. Perfect ponytail look

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
Byron really doesn't fit the heel commentator mold.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

TEGGS posted:

Byron really doesn't fit the heel commentator mold.

For some reason the shape of his head and face reminds me of the Prometheus Engineer and his voice is Bryant Gumbel

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Jerusalem posted:

Cesaro is Mac, Heyman is Frank, I have no idea who is Charlie because I don't think anybody in WWE is that insane outside of Vince McMahon, and he's too big and successful.



I choose to believe that the thing that flashes by is his left leg by the way.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:



I choose to believe that the thing that flashes by is his left leg by the way.

Is this..... the Night Man?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Jerusalem posted:

Is this..... the Night Man?

Fighter of the Day Man!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Pro-wrestling is so awesome you guys :)

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
A clean win? :aaaaa:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Way to lose again, Ziggler :mad:

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Hahaha no one in that crowd cares.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Haha I know it wasn't the intention but it looked like Ryback and Rowan dropped Ziggler outside for J&J to maul while they ran for it.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

:stare:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
"Every week". Please stop pointing out that the same things happen every week.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Looks like Ryback got fed too much :smug:

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
I want one of the members of J & J Security to put on Kane's mask.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

"Every week". Please stop pointing out that the same things happen every week.

Haha, followed by,"The same thing night in and night out!"

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Jerusalem posted:

Haha, followed by,"The same thing night in and night out!"

"Same Old poo poo" is going meta

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I've found some sort of feed of Smackdown airing, I have no idea if it is live or not, but Daniel Bryan is hanging out with Wade Barrett which is NOT where he belongs :mad:

DrKrankenwagen
Mar 21, 2005

I'm afraid I've got some bad news.

I haven't watched Smackdown in years, here we go.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
You see guys, they are going to let Bryan go after a title at WM after all! :haw:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

They just went to commercial break and then came immediately back, so I guess this "live" feed is just a pre-recorded stream :mad:

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

DrKrankenwagen posted:

I'm afraid I've got some bad news.

I haven't watched Smackdown in years, here we go.

It's pretty fun, especially if you like deja vous.

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