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Skrill.exe: Oct 3, 2007; "Bitcoin is a new financial concept entirely without precedent."

opus111 posted:

Is it a girl being a dumbass or te result of literally zero drugs education (I have met asians who think that there is just 'drug ' lmao)

drug owns

# ? Feb 20, 2015 14:34

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# ? May 10, 2024 18:09

Narciss: Nov 29, 2004; by Cowcaster

Deputy Dangerous posted:

Depends on what the chinese drywall was cut with

Ketamine. It all comes full circle

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

# ? Feb 20, 2015 14:43

Tuxedo Gin: May 21, 2003; Classy.

Narciss posted:

Ketamine. It all comes full circle

i am building my next house out of ketamine drywall

# ? Feb 20, 2015 16:19

a pipe smoking dog: Jan 25, 2010; "haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Ketmine makes you bladder dissolve if you keep doing it over an extended period. Also it might make you more susceptible to altzheimers but that it unconfirmed I think.

Plus it's like a super 2010 drug, they are probably still listening to dubstep and poo poo while they do it.

# ? Feb 20, 2015 16:51

7 RING SHRIMP: Oct 3, 2012

thats a lot or freakin drugs!

# ? Feb 20, 2015 17:34

7 RING SHRIMP: Oct 3, 2012

ded posted:

masturbatorium

# ? Feb 20, 2015 17:46

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

a pipe smoking dog posted:

Ketmine makes you bladder dissolve if you keep doing it over an extended period. Also it might make you more susceptible to altzheimers but that it unconfirmed I think.

Plus it's like a super 2010 drug, they are probably still listening to dubstep and poo poo while they do it.

1990 drug but okay.

# ? Feb 20, 2015 18:12

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

Professor Shark posted:

This happened 5 years ago. That teenager is now a skeleton

thank miss skeltal

# ? Feb 20, 2015 18:26

a pipe smoking dog: Jan 25, 2010; "haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Sheep-Goats posted:

1990 drug but okay.

Like all drugs it has peaks and troughs but I would have said it was in a trough at this point in time.

# ? Feb 20, 2015 18:46

Tuxedo Gin: May 21, 2003; Classy.

stay safe ketamine ghostette

# ? Feb 20, 2015 18:57

Accretionist: Nov 7, 2012; I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Monkey undergoing circus training :smith:

# ? Feb 20, 2015 19:30

nerdz: Oct 12, 2004; Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.; Grimey Drawer

Deputy Dangerous posted:

Depends on what the chinese drywall was cut with

with milk powder

# ? Feb 20, 2015 19:59

oohhboy: Jun 8, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

nerdz posted:

with milk powder

In China, Milk Powder ~~kills~~ snort you.

# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:03

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

Accretionist posted:

Monkey undergoing circus training

# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:13

Fojar38: Sep 2, 2011; Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia

also here's a stupid take
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Accretionist posted:

Monkey undergoing circus training

nuke china

# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:24

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

quote:

China's Wildlife Conservation Association made an announcement last week, urging restaurants to stop serving items such as monkey brain, so that poaching of wild animals stops. The dishes, while not commonly consumed, are still part of Chinese custom and are regarded as ancient delicacies.

China's Wildlife Conservation Association made the public appeal last week after a report by China's state-run news channel CCTV said that restaurants in Jiangxi province are serving state-protected wild animals like rhesus monkeys, hog badgers, Chinese bamboo rats and wild geese.

The animals are illegally hunted in the mountainous Jiangxi county of Zixi and are inhumanely slaughtered before reaching Chinese tabletops. Some of the restaurants that serve wild animal meat are even frequented by local officials.

Monkey meat is one of the pricier menu items, going for up to 560 yuan ($90) per kilogram -- a little more than two pounds. Monkey brain, another specialty, is even more expensive, running at 1,600 yuan per kilogram ($257).

CCTV's report said that two people were arrested in connection with the illegal sales of food. More than 100 other people and 1,300 restaurants and hotels have been punished for their involvement with the poaching, transportation and trading of protected wild animals.

# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:29

fuck off Batman: Oct 14, 2013; Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!

I wonder if Pandas are endangered because Chinese ate them all.

# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:34

Tuxedo Gin: May 21, 2003; Classy.

pandas are somehow the only endangered animal that the chinese do not covet for their local party banquet

# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:36

Xelkelvos: Dec 19, 2012

Zzulu posted:

Just teach the monkeys English that was any Chinese person who comes up to them will assume they're guai lo and flee in terror

# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:37

Blistex: Oct 30, 2003; Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Disco Infiva posted:

I wonder if Pandas are endangered because Chinese ate them all.

It's because they have sex as often as the typical goon.

# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:38

big time bisexual: Oct 16, 2002; Cool Party

Accretionist posted:

Monkey undergoing circus training

I can only begin to imagine the terror that those monkeys experience daily in Chinese zoos. :smith:

I'm sure poo poo like this happens way more often.

# ? Feb 20, 2015 21:06

Present: Oct 28, 2011; by Shine

Name an animal, any animal, and there's a region in china where people will line up to eat it.

# ? Feb 20, 2015 21:08

big time bisexual: Oct 16, 2002; Cool Party

Disco Infiva posted:

I wonder if Pandas are endangered because Chinese ate them all.

They don't taste very good apparently.

# ? Feb 20, 2015 21:10

onemanlan: Oct 4, 2006

Sheep-Goats posted:

1990 drug but okay.

1980's horse drug. 1990's people's drug. 2015 Chinese drug. 2050 moon drug.

Cant wait until I can cut it with plentiful supply of moon-rocks.

# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:05

icantfindaname: Jul 1, 2008

Disco Infiva posted:

I wonder if Pandas are endangered because Chinese ate them all.

they don't eat all of the panda, just the dick. helps with sexual performance, you see

# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:13

fuck off Batman: Oct 14, 2013; Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!

icantfindaname posted:

they don't eat all of the panda, just the dick. helps with sexual performance, you see

Blistex posted:

It's because they have sex as often as the typical goon.

Makes sense. :china:

# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:14

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

Animal cruelty is very upsetting.

Asian countries appear to be very good at it.

# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:32

Power Khan: Aug 20, 2011; by Fritz the Horse

DetroitVectorSmooth posted:

I can only begin to imagine the terror that those monkeys experience daily in Chinese zoos.

I'm sure poo poo like this happens way more often.

Not that they're treating the people any better. If you look at the crime section on Chinasmack and all the assaults and suicides with knives it all makes sense. That place is ripe with despair.

# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:39

a_gelatinous_cube: Feb 13, 2005

buttcrackmenace posted:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f19_1266132766

a girl ingests a line of K

she dies shortly afterward.

oh BTW the line was approximately 20' long

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZJOn1O6IsQ#t=1m46s

# ? Feb 20, 2015 23:09

Blistex: Oct 30, 2003; Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

JaucheCharly posted:

Not that they're treating the people any better. If you look at the crime section on Chinasmack and all the assaults and suicides with knives it all makes sense. That place is ripe with despair.

A lot of the knife attacks are people who have pretty much hit bottom and have no future because of their education or the retarded Hukou system and the frustration just boils over. It's too bad they wouldn't direct their anger towards the corrupt officials instead of people on the streets or kids going to school, but then again your average official has a nice big entourage and probably a bodyguard or two.

# ? Feb 20, 2015 23:09

Fojar38: Sep 2, 2011; Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia

also here's a stupid take
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iirc the taiping rebellion aka the most destructive conflict in human history prior to the first world war was started by a guy who just lost it one day because he kept failing the bureaucracy test

# ? Feb 20, 2015 23:10

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

he didn't realize you were supposed to cheat

# ? Feb 20, 2015 23:18

RocknRollaAyatollah: Nov 26, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

DetroitVectorSmooth posted:

I can only begin to imagine the terror that those monkeys experience daily in Chinese zoos.

I'm sure poo poo like this happens way more often.

The "international" school I taught at takes the students to that park every year. The administration often wondered why the foreign teachers didn't want to come or were angry about it. Even the students, mostly from other Asian countries, didn't want to go because of poo poo like that.

EDIT:

I'm pretty sure that's also the same park where a child was attacked by a tiger.

RocknRollaAyatollah fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Feb 21, 2015

# ? Feb 21, 2015 03:44

Sound: Oct 18, 2004

Present posted:

Name an animal, any animal, and there's a region in china where people will line up to eat it.

Eating is fine it's the sadistic torture and forced performance thing that gets me. What a wonderful culture it must be to inspire such empathy.

# ? Feb 21, 2015 03:46

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

ded posted:

Man, if I had this as a kid I woulda stuck a bunch of buttons and stuff on the wall and pretended I was in a spaceship.

# ? Feb 21, 2015 03:51

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

Accretionist posted:

Monkey undergoing circus training

weird that's exactly how I learned to ride a bike

# ? Feb 21, 2015 05:27

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Lonely Virgil posted:

cheaper than having to pay for someone's medical bills for the rest of their lives.

deptofveteransaffairs.txt

# ? Feb 21, 2015 06:45

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Sound posted:

Eating is fine it's the sadistic torture and forced performance thing that gets me. What a wonderful culture it must be to inspire such empathy.

I don't have a problem with people eating all sorts of poo poo.

But if you want to eat it, farm it. And slaughter it humanely.

# ? Feb 21, 2015 09:18

Willfrey: Jul 20, 2007; Why don't the poors simply buy more money?; Fun Shoe

Poor monkey

Almost as bad as working at Foxconn

# ? Feb 21, 2015 09:25

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Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Professor Shark posted:

Animal cruelty is very upsetting.

Asian countries appear to be very good at it.

Literally every culture is super lovely to just about everything outside of a small subset of pets duder. Especially if they think that the cruelty will make money.

E: Look at literally any circus or zoo that doesn't have extremely high pressure to treat its animals humanely.

Improbable Lobster fucked around with this message at 10:19 on Feb 21, 2015

# ? Feb 21, 2015 10:17

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