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Thanks to modern graphics technology you can finally interact with characters as realistic and detailed as those in the Dire Straits' Money for Nothing music video.
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A bakery simulator where you have to successfully combine authentic virtual 3D ingredients and then bake them, real time. Flippant capricious customers will demand perfection from you as you sweat and strain to provide them with breads and sweet rolls. Custom Culture3D allows you to transition to different times and places such as Poland, where the Paczki reigns supreme! Or to beautiful Czechoslovakia to make poppy seed kolachis. Enter in online baking competitions to prove you have the power to win, and unlock key ingrediants such as sugar by virtually calling a delivery company and hassling them to give you the goods and services you've paid for through the virtual coins you can buy in the in game store.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 18:14 |
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A flight simulator where you can finally fly all the different planes of the Luftwaffe! Shoot down allied aircraft in the most realistic air combat ever simulated! CD shipped in a discreet package so your neighbors won't know you're a white supremacist.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 18:16 |
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Sadomasochism simulator where you have to get down on all fours and bark for your mistress. BARK YOU TRASH! Comes with riding crop and spiked collar peripherals.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 18:20 |
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Is it art? Is it fantasy? You can do it all in extremely new "Virtual Loom" for your 3D system! Clip temples. Double warp beam upgrades and authentic name brand loom replacement treadles are all here in full, glorious detail. Design and weave your own textiles, then sell them in the virtual bazaar to gloriously swarthy fellow loom masters. Nothing is impossible in "Virtual Loom". SMELL THE LANOLIN!!!
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 18:21 |
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EXisTenZ or however you spell it gently caress you mister cronenberg
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 18:26 |
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It's a virtual wargame miniature painting simulator featuring branded figurines from FASA's Battletech, Warhammer, Warhammer 40k, and those weird Napoleonic figures that I've never actually seen in real life brought together at last where you can prime them, dry them, then detail them in REAL TIME with a wide variety of most colors. Custom decals let you easily let people know that this is YOUR work with a display in the online gaming store. You'll be able to peruse dozens of cheaply lit glass cabinets of other peoples figurines and favorite dice. Haggle with the store owner for good prices on more figurines but don't get too rowdy or you'll get kicked out of Show And Tell nite!!
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 18:27 |
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Virtual Sonic fandom simulator lets you draw, color and share your own fanart! Go online and interact with other players, where art and stories are posted in a virtual gallery you can navigate like a real museum! Customize your avatar with your choice of six colors and two body types (tails/gay tails).
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 18:27 |
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Poniard posted:EXisTenZ or however you spell it gently caress you mister cronenberg signed Virtual Housework 2.1 (2.0 had a few problems with adjusting for your GPS coordenants so everyone could just chide the barely-paid workers into doing their part) - Based upon your location, you will have to do upkeep on your dwelling of choice. Van, Truck, Condo, Townhouse, or even a real house. But fear not - you are not a part of an evil HoA. You are expected to do (or pay for) all of the work yourself. Experience the true joy of home ownership when picking a neighbors busted tree limb out of your windshield. Experience the joy of pet ownership in only the ways lawns can deduce. The first 50 signups for your area are free* (but you still need to buy your own tools).
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 18:32 |
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Kayak Pro takes you beyond reality with its in your face portrayal of a small freshwater lake. You'll paddle from one dock to the other and get to take in the beauty of the trees growing around a small mid-western lake and see various cottages like never before with the improved TruLake technology. Earn upgrades to customize the bow of your kayak and score free yearly boat registration by completing thrilling challenges such as 'find the frog' and 'count the bass'.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 18:32 |
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Virtual camp lets you experience all the fun of camp! Sleep in a tent! Flee from bears! Customize your bedroll! Sexy times? Comes with poison ivy peripheral.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 18:39 |
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Virtual Eating Competition Simulator 2054 Compete with your rivals in becoming the greatest protein-slurry eater of all time! Use your stardom to build fan-support and improve your stats between matches! Test your gastrointestinal fortitude as failing contestants are dragged screaming into the "reprocessing" sector before the next round begins! How much "Beaf" can you eat before succumbing to the horrors of our dystopian wasteland?
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 18:41 |
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virtual game creator features the best, the worst, and the all of game creation. you'll start off tightening up the graphics on level three but you can achieve: * transgenderism * complete mindfuckery * inability to relate and/or converse with other human beings * your very own "Scrabble" clone available for Blackberry comes with literature and your ten-year plan to grow your own boobs and remove the evil penis and testosterone from your body
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 18:42 |
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Virtual bedroom. See your dream bedroom come to life! Customizable bed designs. Everything from bunk beds to trundle beds to hammocks and more! Design your own sheets or choose from thousands of patterns available in the online shop. Desks, nightstands and other furniture modeled after real products available from top retailers! Now with body pillow DLC that gives you your choice of two body pillow designs (Tails/Gay Tails).
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 18:43 |
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Man faces death on himself: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVXN4g4r8zk
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 18:53 |
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Virtual posting ITT
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 18:58 |
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Virtual Tits. Look down and see tits. Jiggle physics to be added in next update. Comes with silicone tits peripheral.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:07 |
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Import floor plans or use one of the 4 premade houses as you work your way to the top in "Let's dust". "Let's dust" is more than just a game, it's a virtual tour of homes that don't exist and that you have to clean. Choose between 7 different brands of scented furniture polish and plan out the best route to take through each home, making sure each wood-like surface can be accessed and wiped clean in your quest to make things look nice. Holiday theme packs, available for purchase, will dress up each home and ensure that you see appropriately timed holiday trimmings.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:10 |
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Big Beef City posted:Import floor plans or use one of the 4 premade houses as you work your way to the top in "Let's dust". "Let's dust" is more than just a game, it's a virtual tour of homes that don't exist and that you have to clean. Choose between 7 different brands of scented furniture polish and plan out the best route to take through each home, making sure each wood-like surface can be accessed and wiped clean in your quest to make things look nice. Holiday theme packs, available for purchase, will dress up each home and ensure that you see appropriately timed holiday trimmings. Available holidays: Christmas, Easter, St Patrick's Day and Thanksgiving.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:15 |
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the future is now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS_ENDFNOwI
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Can't get enough of that wonderful stuff? We've got the game for you. "Home Brewer Fantasy" brings home the bacon with its award winning airlock simulator realism. You will boil virtual wart and patiently watch carboys for weeks in real time stunning 3D basement closets. Nothing can be closer to reality as you struggle to impress online friends with the quality of your brew while balancing a relationship. Mead multi-pack available for purchase in game.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:23 |
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being able to freely look around 3d fractals would be so weird.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:24 |
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Virtual Miner. Fed up with the easy, unrealistic mining in games like Minecraft? Now you can work in a real virtual mine! Walk hunched over in a cramped, dark, poorly ventilated environment. Each swing of your pickaxe only chips away a fist-sized chunk of stone. After eight hours of back breaking labor to collect a few meager handfuls of ore, return to your bunk for a night's sleep before starting over the next day! Comes with miner helmet and realistically weighted pickaxe peripherals.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:27 |
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Small Penis Simulator. Look down and see you have a small penis. NVM the goggles weren't on...
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:29 |
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Applewhite posted:Virtual Miner. *frustrated mom on infomercial*
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:33 |
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Parrot training simulator plus The birdman cometh It's hard to train a parrot, and they are needy, loathsome things. But with Parrot Training Simulator Plus you can be sure to raise a good non-violent pet. Your parrot will wretch and screech for hours, or maybe even days as you train it! Eventually you can take it to enough shows to replace the furniture that it destroys as it learns and grows. Once your 50 year commitment to a virtual bird pays off and it finally kills itself, pulls its own feathers off, and starves itself to death, loudly, out of stress, you can start again with a new bonus bird theme pack.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:39 |
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Virtual reality laying in bed past noon on Tuesday eating cold Spaghetti-Os
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:42 |
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Fruit on the Bottom Yogurt Simulator. You're the fruit! Who will eat you today? Will they dig down from the bottom? Or be one of those weirdos who stirs it all up? ADVENTURE AWAITS!
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:44 |
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It's an MMO, you are all voices inside the head of an individual and you need to control him to do different tasks.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:44 |
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BossRighteous posted:being able to freely look around 3d fractals would be so weird. Here.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:47 |
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OF COURSE IT HAPPENS IN VEGETABLES NOTHING COOL LIKE PIZZA GODDAMMIT
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:48 |
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a vr headset that constricts like a vice and smashes your dumb loving melon
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Nearly seven different faux wood flooring choices excite your senses and the all new brad nailing Xtreme system bring installing laminate floors to a whole new level in "Floor specialist". Engage in heated duels with competitors as you install the finest floors in the most decent of houses. Who has the best trim options? Who can do more for less? Which veneer will guide YOUR destiny as a "Floor specialist"? Almost 4 contracts await you as you level up your air compressor with SuperTru brad nailing feedback and custom cabinetry options as you struggle to make a house a home.
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Big Beef City posted:Nearly seven different faux wood flooring choices excite your senses and the all new brad nailing Xtreme system bring installing laminate floors to a whole new level in "Floor specialist". Engage in heated duels with competitors as you install the finest floors in the most decent of houses. Who has the best trim options? Who can do more for less? Which veneer will guide YOUR destiny as a "Floor specialist"? You have a fridgidaire.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 21:02 |
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KitchenAid actually. Why, am I missing something?
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 21:10 |
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Ghost hunter. It's like duck hunt only the duck sprites have been replaced with ghosts and the laughing dog is always laughing no matter what.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 21:35 |
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BossRighteous posted:being able to freely look around 3d fractals would be so weird. Integrated audio-visual analysis technology tracks your motion sickness in real time! Seed fractals based on seemingly minute details like the blueness of your lower face, small belches/gags, the frequency of key phrases like "oh god", "please, no!", "make it stop!", "what the gently caress?!" and many more! Challenge friends and compete in global leader boards to prove who has an iron stomach and who's is merely aluminum!
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Bump
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