Peter Bazooka posted:

It would be nice if Bray Wyatt could have Harper and Rowan back since nothing remotely interesting has been done with them since they were split up.

ThatWhiteGuy posted:

Solomon Crowe is like a weird troll doll that has a poo poo stain on his tights and his finisher is to headbutt you in the balls. I don't know how I feel about Solomon Crowe.

bradzilla posted:

no one cares

oldpainless posted:

They should.

Chokes McGee posted:

nah

Luigi Thirty posted:

Curtis Axel is going to end Rusev's streak by John Cena interference thus giving him a reason to fight Cena at Mania without having Cena end it directly.

Source: the Dirt Shits

Luigi Thirty posted:

Curtis Axel is going to end Rusev's streak by John Cena interference thus giving him a reason to fight Cena at Mania without having Cena end it directly.

Source: the Dirt Shits

Sex Robot posted:

There's a squared circle set of photos of wrestlers some from before they were wrestlers

Some are awesome

Luigi Thirty posted:

Curtis Axel is going to end Rusev's streak by John Cena interference thus giving him a reason to fight Cena at Mania without having Cena end it directly.

Source: the Dirt Shits

Sex Robot posted:

There's a squared circle set of photos of wrestlers some from before they were wrestlers

Sex Robot posted:

There's a squared circle set of photos of wrestlers some from before they were wrestlers

armoredgorilla posted:

That isn't even the dirt sheets, it's some idiot's speculation on Reddit.

http://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/2xv5ac/apparently_curtis_axel_might_be_the_new_us_champ/

All the dirt sheets said was "Axel vs Rusev for US Championship on Raw"

Luigi Thirty posted:

It was Bryan's speculation too. Dave's response gradually went from "oh my god they can't possibly be that stupid" to "oh my god they are that stupid".

Gaz-L posted:

I haven't listened to that part yet, what does Bryan sugg- I just figured it out. They are that dumb. They're so scared that Cena will get US title stink on him, that they'll do it.

He suggested Cena does a distraction to cost Rusev the title, thus making him mad enough to agree to the match at WM, right?

Astro7x posted:

It's essentially the set up to Michaels/Undertaker at Wrestlemania 26, but rushed over the course of 3 weeks instead of 1 year.

triplexpac posted:

This reminds me: I'm reading Jericho's most recent book, and he talks about how Vince wanted to rush the HBK/Y2J feud and have it over in a month. But Shawn had to fight to get it drawn out over months, to make it the great feud it was.

Vince just fuckin loves 3 week builds or something! haha

Gaz-L posted:

I haven't listened to that part yet, what does Bryan sugg- I just figured it out. They are that dumb. They're so scared that Cena will get US title stink on him, that they'll do it.

He suggested Cena does a distraction to cost Rusev the title, thus making him mad enough to agree to the match at WM, right?

wrestlinginc posted:

Renee Young appeared on the Gorilla Position podcast and talked about dating Dean Ambrose. She said that they were dating and "in love," but that they try to keep their love life private.

"I can't give away too much, because we are very private about our relationship because we respect it," Young said (props to MTV UK for the transcription). "We don't need people knowing about it or caring what we're doing – I'm not going to post pictures of us on the internet… but people berate me no matter what I post on the internet."

Abrasive Obelisk posted:

That would kill all interest I have in Rusev/Cena, because the entire point of it is A: will Rusev retain the US title or Cena wins the US title finally and B: will Rusev lose clean

flashy_mcflash posted:

Didn't see it elsewhere but as far as I know this is the first confirmation that Renee and Dean are a couple.

Midnightghoul posted:

I wonder if Renee and Dean have sex

quote:

Two separate stories involving Pat’s exploits in the bedroom. Tale #1 has been told multiple times in a variety of ways, but essentially hits the same points each time. The Fightins’ are on the road, and Pat brings a young lady back to his room. At some point, Pat decides to turn her over and put it in her rear end. As he’s plowing her, he begins to scream, “Is your pussy jealous? Is your pussy jealous? Cause Pat Burrell is loving you in the rear end!” Always the charmer.

Story #2 comes from more concise sources. A few guys were on a business trip in Pittsburgh. They knew the Phils were in town so when they spotted Pat Burrell at a club, it wasn’t a total surprise. The Bat ended up taking a liking to one of the girls in their group. She thought he was good looking but didn’t follow baseball. He took her back to his hotel room and a make out session ensued until the girl alerted the Machine she would NOT do him. Quizzical by her not wanting to hop on the Bat, Burrell seemed to respect her chastity. Rather than pull a Darren Sharper or fly into a blueball rage, he simply looked down at his enlarged pants and asked her a simple question: “Well, you mind if I take care of business?” Horrified, she exited the premises to leave Pat the Bat take care of what needed to be done.

Luigi Thirty posted:

Midnightghoul posted:

I wonder if Renee and Dean have sex

triplexpac posted:

I wonder what Dean's workrate is like

quote:

But yeah, we are dating. He's a lovely man. Don't ever tell anyone I've said that though. He's mean. He's mean and he's wild.

interpunct posted:

According to Ticketmaster, the presale is this Saturday at 10:30 p.m. Does that mean the password will be given out at the Barclays Center house show on Saturday?

interpunct posted:

SummerSlam has officially been moved to Brooklyn's Barclays Center: http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/2015/barclays-center-to-host-summerslam-2015-27159001

According to Ticketmaster, the presale is this Saturday at 10:30 p.m. Does that mean the password will be given out at the Barclays Center house show on Saturday?