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Daniel Norris shaves with a hatchet and is loving ripped. This crazy rear end Russian guy shaves with a hatchet and probably drinks his weight in vodka daily. To be honest, if you don't shave with a hatchet then you might as well shave your body hair into a bikini like this guy.
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 03:15 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 16:26 |
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i shave with a machete, thoughts op?
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 03:16 |
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I've long accepted that my masculinity is largely an ornamental formality for the bureaucratic machine. You'll have to do better than that to shame me OP
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 03:17 |
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he lives in a van
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 03:18 |
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Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:i shave with a machete, thoughts op? This guy looks like a pussy bitch, but also kind of cool. Shaving with a machete is middle ground probably. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOZz4rnSAUE
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 03:19 |
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there is no possible way a hatchet is sharp enough lol
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 03:43 |
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yeah I had to read that book in 3rd grade, too
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 03:44 |
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um i dont shave you smoothskin bitch
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 03:53 |
*shaves with a hatchet* hey check it out, i'm shaving with a hatchet.
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 03:54 |
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literally this big posted:*shaves with a hatchet* hey check it out, i'm shaving with a hatchet. ^^^Is mega-gay
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 03:55 |
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I don't shave. My beard is free and wild.
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 03:56 |
shiksa posted:um i dont shave you smoothskin bitch
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 03:56 |
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Hatchers are for loving fags lmao.
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 03:56 |
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Paper With Lines posted:To be honest, if you don't shave with a hatchet then you might as well shave your body hair into a bikini like this guy.
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 03:57 |
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Paper With Lines posted:
My dad was made to shave with sand and field knife when he was in the SA army when his shave was hosed up, this dude is a pussy lmao.
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 03:58 |
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Paper With Lines posted:This guy looks like a pussy bitch, but also kind of cool. Shaving with a machete is middle ground probably. he's wiping shaving cream off his shaven face with a machete lol
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 03:58 |
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Paper With Lines posted:This guy looks like a pussy bitch, but also kind of cool. Shaving with a machete is middle ground probably. Look at his pathetic doughy body lmao loving shitheap.
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 03:59 |
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axes are for killing trees and small animals and i had done both by the age of 14 wops didnt mean to quote
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 03:59 |
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No axes are for shoving in your rear end in a top hat as dildo.
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 04:00 |
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hathetman
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 04:02 |
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I don't shave. Now what?
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 04:30 |
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shaving cream is stupid and unnecessary. just use warm water and soap
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 04:59 |
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lol if you don't shave with a straight razor
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 10:22 |
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I shave by holding my face real close to one of those old 1950's fans with the metal blades. I don't cut myself often but when I do... hoo boy it is not pleasant.
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 10:28 |
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i wet shave with an old style safety razor, brush, lather and all that poo poo (no i don't wear a fedora) so yeah i'm pretty manly but i reckon shaving with something as blunt as an ax is probs no good for your skin
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 10:44 |
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krampster2 posted:i wet shave with an old style safety razor, brush, lather and all that poo poo (no i don't wear a fedora) so yeah i'm pretty manly but i reckon shaving with something as blunt as an ax is probs no good for your skin you even use feathers bro smdh
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 10:46 |
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fyodor posted:you even use feathers bro smdh nah i use astra because i'm a pussy rear end bitch i won't lie
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 10:48 |
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i use an electric razor. how far have I fallen?
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 10:50 |
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i shave with a physically subdued moose's sharpened horns. new day, new moose catch, new shave.Pansacola posted:i use an electric razor. how far have I fallen? so low that you can't even kill yourself on purpose with your shaving instrument. shameful.
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 10:50 |
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Lollin at all y'all blunt axe-having motherfuckers. Get some sandpaper from 600-2000 grit, cut through wood, hair, and your flesh like butter.
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 11:15 |
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I shave with a hammer
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 11:27 |
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A trusted bro to chisel your face to a babylike smoothness.
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 11:31 |
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If u dont shave with an electric razor then you dumb as gently caress, manual shaving blows goats. Who wants to have to get lathered up like a lady in a bubblebath to loving shave? Ridiculous. Manual shaving sluts use way too many skin products and time babying their loving face hair. Get that poo poo into order in a minute or two right after the morning shower with an electric razor. No muss, no fuss.
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 11:39 |
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I have alopecia, OP. How do I prove my mettle now?
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 11:48 |
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You're not a man until you've shorn your scrotum with a rock you've sharpened and fastened to a stick yourself.
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 11:50 |
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Nathilus posted:If u dont shave with an electric razor then you dumb as gently caress, manual shaving blows goats. Who wants to have to get lathered up like a lady in a bubblebath to loving shave? Ridiculous. Manual shaving sluts use way too many skin products and time babying their loving face hair. Get that poo poo into order in a minute or two right after the morning shower with an electric razor. No muss, no fuss. this is gayer than a meth habit and a trust-fund condo
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 12:18 |
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Lunixnerd posted:I shave with a hammer
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 12:22 |
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nothing but true Hanzo steel is good enough for me
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 12:28 |
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Nathilus posted:If u dont shave with an electric razor then you dumb as gently caress, manual shaving blows goats. Who wants to have to get lathered up like a lady in a bubblebath to loving shave? Ridiculous. Manual shaving sluts use way too many skin products and time babying their loving face hair. Get that poo poo into order in a minute or two right after the morning shower with an electric razor. No muss, no fuss. it's about the zen experience man
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 12:36 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 16:26 |
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the men in the op appear to want people to think of them as exceptionally manly. but to me, they just seem insecure, like they want to impress.
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