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krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

Slim Pickens posted:

Seattle's great at having teams that are almost good enough to be champs so I'm looking forward to the Mariners landing just shy of the playoffs again.

gently caress you

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Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Sounders and Seahawks did it last season too, you know it to be true man, You just have to accept that our sports teams are just a huge dicktease.

The women's sports teams are actually good, but :lol: if you care about Reign or Storm

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Mariners suck. They didn't win any games I went to when I lived there, and when I moved back to NY, I went to a Yankees-Mariners game and they won. :wtc:

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

Slim Pickens posted:

Sounders and Seahawks did it last season too, you know it to be true man, You just have to accept that our sports teams are just a huge dicktease.

The women's sports teams are actually good, but :lol: if you care about Reign or Storm

you don't understand

gently caress seattle sports teams and their bandwagon fans

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
You seem like a Cubs really lovely fan. You don't have to extend your own self-loathing to your sports teams, you know.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Every team had it's bandwagonners, this isn't solely a Seattle phenomenon

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?


Thanks a lot, Buffalo.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.
loving lol

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
fuckin' buff

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

OJ met Nicole Brown Simpson in LA though.

quote:

Brown met O. J. Simpson in 1977 while working as a waitress at Jack Hanson's Beverly Hills / Rodeo Drive nightclub "The Daisy".[4][5] Although he was still married to his first wife Marguerite, Simpson and Brown began dating. Simpson and Marguerite divorced in March 1980.[6] Brown and Simpson were married on February 2, 1985, five years after his retirement from professional football.[7] The couple had two children, Sydney Brooke Simpson (born October 17, 1985) and Justin Ryan Simpson (born August 6, 1988).[8] The marriage lasted seven years, during which Simpson pleaded no contest to spousal abuse in 1989.[9] Brown filed for divorce on February 25, 1992 citing "irreconcilable differences".[10]

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

OJ met Nicole Brown Simpson in LA though.

Do you walk around telling kids that Santa isn't real too?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Cole posted:

Do you walk around telling kids that Santa isn't real too?

listen when it comes to the bills they get enough poo poo

not that they don't deserve it, but please dont put it on them.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Godholio posted:



Thanks a lot, Buffalo.

Lol

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

listen when it comes to the bills they get enough poo poo

not that they don't deserve it, but please dont put it on them.

gently caress you the bills created the kardashians

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

Spicy Guacamole posted:

You seem like a Cubs really lovely fan. You don't have to extend your own self-loathing to your sports teams, you know.

I really just hate seattle teams, I grew up with the expectation that they'd suck, and I wish they'd have kept to that. the fans are just an additional annoyance, there was a dude here that changed his middle name to seahawk

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxU3MrtMk1Y

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Dez Bryant may be in trouble

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
That's the closest the Cowboys have been to getting into the Superbowl since the glory days of the 90s.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Chip Kelly has gone full retard

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f7z_zxQ4c8

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Matt Cassel traded to the Bills.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Nostalgia4Butts posted:

Matt Cassel traded to the Bills.

But Papa Orten said he'd be back after going to the store for a pack of smokes

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Bears traded Brandon Marshall to the Jets for a 5th round pick. Misguided Chicago fans cry over the loss of a guy who is a 'classy' but unproductive receiver.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

holocaust bloopers posted:

Bears traded Brandon Marshall to the Jets for a 5th round pick. Misguided Chicago fans cry over the loss of a guy who is a 'classy' but unproductive receiver.

they're also shopping for a trade for Cutler, while resigning Claussen another year


lol

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

they're also shopping for a trade for Cutler, while resigning Claussen another year


lol

And word is they're looking to draft Marriotta.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

holocaust bloopers posted:

And word is they're looking to draft Marriotta.

not if the jets trade their pick to the eagles

which is what the rumor is

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
bucs will get cutler

they will draft a safety or a receiver.

i will become a patriots fan.

:toxx:

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

Cole posted:

bucs will get cutler

they will draft a safety or a receiver.

i will become a patriots fan.

:toxx:

I can't wait to see this ban.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Cole posted:

bucs will get cutler

they will draft a safety or a receiver.

i will become a patriots fan.

:toxx:

Have fun rooting for some assholes from new england

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Cole posted:

bucs will get cutler

they will draft a safety or a receiver.

i will become a patriots fan.

:toxx:
Ban all Pats fans past, present, and future.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

wilfork is no longer a patriot so now you can hate the team fully again

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
I like Gronk, because everytime I see an unusually tall and broad blonde kid in Tucson, I'm pretty sure I know who their dad was

the dad farm
Dec 6, 2005

Big Vince will always be a patriot at heart, i love you big vince ty for 11 years and the butt fumble.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Spicy Guacamole posted:

Ban all Pats fans past, present, and future.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Booblord Zagats posted:

I like Gronk, because everytime I see an unusually tall and broad blonde kid in Tucson, I'm pretty sure I know who their dad was

Checking out 6 year old kids?

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


the dad farm posted:

Big Vince will always be a patriot at heart, i love you big vince ty for 11 years and the butt fumble.

Im hoping that they are just jettisoning the old contract to cut a new cap friendly deal for two reasons.

One, I bought a Wilfork Jersey just after the AFC title game win.

Two and more importantly:









But regardless of what happens, he will always be a Patriot in my heart.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

wilfork is basically everything i love in a defensive player except that hes not wearing the right jersey

but he loving owns hardcore and i want to hang out and eat bbq with him while he tells me about how he built his smoker himself out of an old filing cabinet

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

also suh is getting a $114 mil contract from miami and is going to end brady's career probably

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Nostalgia4Butts posted:

also suh is getting a $114 mil contract from miami and is going to end brady's career probably

Suh is a great defensive player, I am just happy the Lions didn't fall for the trap of throwing cash at him when they have other needs to fill.

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Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
Chris Johnson got shot in Orlando.

See what happens when you gently caress up people's fantasy teams?

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