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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Shasta Orange Soda posted:

it's 9 o clock in the morning so you really shouldn't be drunk right now

it's alright if you're stoned, though

You can't be drunk all day unless you start in the morning.

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root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

I have a back yard, but it feels more zesty to sit in my front yard just off the sidewalk and raise my beer to passing families. Especially on Saturday all-nighters when the passing families are church bound.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

BossRighteous posted:

I have a back yard, but it feels more zesty to sit in my front yard just off the sidewalk and raise my beer to passing families. Especially on Saturday all-nighters when the passing families are church bound.

I'm assuming you're nude in an inflatable pool in this situation? We did that once in college.

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

white people really don't take advantage of their porches and front yards imo

open container
Sep 16, 2008

BossRighteous posted:

i'm long removed from stoner culture, can you isohash a whip or is the vapor resin a lot different?

u can isohash anything nub

RattiRatto
Jun 26, 2014

:gary: :I'd like to borrow $200M
:whatfor:
:gary: :To make vidya game
hard stone here

RattiRatto
Jun 26, 2014

:gary: :I'd like to borrow $200M
:whatfor:
:gary: :To make vidya game
can i be both at the same time

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy
smoking now. drinking later

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Durban poison honey oil, Yocan ExgoW2 atomiser + glass bubbler = heaven

open container
Sep 16, 2008

fuctifino posted:

Durban poison honey oil, Yocan ExgoW2 atomiser + glass bubbler = heaven



be whiter i dare you

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

fuctifino posted:

Durban poison honey oil, Yocan ExgoW2 atomiser + glass bubbler = heaven



jesus

Drfishback
Nov 5, 2009
Just smoked some homegrown from a few seeds I've had for like 10 yrs,Jamaican I think,grown in my island paradise. Gonna take some Alladin later with friends and stare at nature maybe.

FormaldehydeSon
Oct 1, 2011

fuctifino posted:

Durban poison honey oil, Yocan ExgoW2 atomiser + glass bubbler = heaven


a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

fuctifino posted:

Durban poison honey oil, Yocan ExgoW2 atomiser + glass bubbler = heaven



:drat:

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
i'm the obese person's power chair charging in the corner

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

lol

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Stoic Commie posted:

i'm the obese person's power chair charging in the corner
or maybe I'm a thin person with a neurological illness?....

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

fuctifino posted:

or maybe I'm a thin person with a neurological illness?....

woah, chil dude. dont harsh my mellow

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Inhaling cannabis is 10–25 percent efficient, depending on how much and how frequently you continue to smoke it. Eating cannabis is around 20 percent efficient, and it has varying effects every time. In contrast, rectal administration of cannabis is 50–70 percent efficient, and its effects are predictable from patient to patient and from dose to dose.

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Do you guys ever think that psychedelics were the catalyst for primates to rapidly evolve toward self awareness?

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

fuctifino posted:

or maybe I'm a thin person with a neurological illness?....

what does this say it's invisible

open container
Sep 16, 2008

gggiiimmmppp posted:

Inhaling cannabis is 10–25 percent efficient, depending on how much and how frequently you continue to smoke it. Eating cannabis is around 20 percent efficient, and it has varying effects every time. In contrast, rectal administration of cannabis is 50–70 percent efficient, and its effects are predictable from patient to patient and from dose to dose.

gently caress. this is true isn't it

open container
Sep 16, 2008
i really never wanted to never do butt drugs but goddamn numbers don't lie

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

open container posted:

gently caress. this is true isn't it

Yeah. I made some suppositories last summer. Just make a strong hemp or coconut oil/cannabinoid mix, and add around 10% beeswax. Make a mould out of your little finger in silver foil, and fill the mould with the warm solution. Let it cool a bit, then pop it in the fridge.

They work well. Really well.

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

fuctifino posted:

Yeah. I made some suppositories last summer. Just make a strong hemp or coconut oil/cannabinoid mix, and add around 10% beeswax. Make a mould out of your little finger in silver foil, and fill the mould with the warm solution. Let it cool a bit, then pop it in the fridge.

They work well. Really well.

:ducksiren:

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

fuctifino posted:

Yeah. I made some suppositories last summer. Just make a strong hemp or coconut oil/cannabinoid mix, and add around 10% beeswax. Make a mould out of your little finger in silver foil, and fill the mould with the warm solution. Let it cool a bit, then pop it in the fridge.

They work well. Really well.
gently caress you, junkie

just smoke the weed (i'm doing this right now)

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

smokings bad for you

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
What alcohol do I drink to get David Hassellhoff eating a burger off the floor of the toilet drunk?

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

fuctifino posted:

or maybe I'm a thin person with a neurological illness?....

drat dude you should bake that veggie heard it can help

Necros
Jul 23, 2003


smokin weed through he penis pump

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



fuctifino posted:

Durban poison honey oil, Yocan ExgoW2 atomiser + glass bubbler = heaven



i wish i could afford to get high like this

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
I bought nine dollars of nice, citrussy kava today. Its the first time in a while that kava has made my lips tingle.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



isn't kava basically like coffee

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


I took 30mg of adderall orally ( i don't normally take it) and i just snorted another 30. I have about 200mg. I aspire to be as insane as Roboshit was by nights end.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i suggest you alternate between masturbating and playing strategy games for the next ten hours

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

Frog Act posted:

isn't kava basically like coffee

No, there is a coffee substitute called kava, but that isn't what I am talking about. I am talking about the powdered root of Piper methysticum, a plant traditionally used in the South Seas for its sedative properties.

Its kind of hard to explain kava until you've had it. It is kind of like alcohol that doesn't make you stupid.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

fuctifino posted:

Durban poison honey oil, Yocan ExgoW2 atomiser + glass bubbler = heaven



I think that's the same one I used for my enema before I got my booty pounded.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im so loving hung over but im just going to roll it into drunk again

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Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
5pm on sunday, knocking back coronas

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