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apparently, well-trained, virtuoso-like clowns are known as Master Clowns it's a title earned and bestowed, much like sommelier https://www.facebook.com/CircusWorldBaraboo/photos/a.194605993916520.43985.191232440920542/894273823949730/?type=1&theater http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otto_Griebling Otto Griebling (April 28, 1896 – April 19, 1972) was a German-born circus clown who performed for many years with the Cole Brothers and Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circuses. He was one of four clowns given the title Master Clown by Irvin Feld. You? You will never be a master clown—but, boy, do I wonder how much industry clown-dick you'd have to suck to get that recognition.
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 22:59 |
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Does it come with a syringe filled with an extreme overdose of heroin?
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 23:04 |
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More like Master Cock.
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 23:05 |
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So are these like clown queens and they spawn more drones to service the hive? Or are they merely further mutated variants of common clowns that give more xp when killed, maybe with a different texture?
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 23:11 |
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clownface is never okay
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 23:11 |
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gently caress da Mods posted:it's a title earned and bestowed, much like sommelier Having just attempted the master sommelier exam, I take serious offense to this. loving clowns getting haughty.
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 23:18 |
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I am now filled with a burning need to either know more of, or create, a clown rank hierarchy based on a military one
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 23:25 |
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A Two-Pie Clown. A low-ranking Funnyman.
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 23:26 |
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clown towners eveywhere i tells ya
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 23:27 |
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Red lobster down the street from his house is decent
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 23:33 |
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Hello, I am R.J. Clownweather, noted clown advocate, and I can confirm that the op is true. Don't get up, I'll show myself out.
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 23:55 |
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The Mad Archivist posted:I am now filled with a burning need to either know more of, or create, a clown rank hierarchy based on a military one KING CLOWN
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# ? Mar 7, 2015 00:05 |
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Master Chucklemeister Bobo reporting for duty, SIR!!!!
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# ? Mar 7, 2015 00:09 |
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Master and Clownmander
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# ? Mar 7, 2015 00:11 |
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Sorry, but being a master clown sounds awesome. Lol @ the goon who failed his sommelier exam or w/e the gently caress it is. Guess you shoulda been a clown instead.
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# ? Mar 7, 2015 00:12 |
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Clowns International Clowns International claims to be the oldest clown society in the world. It was set up in 1946. Apart from being a membership organisation Clowns International has set up a museum of clown memorabilia and a register of clown make-up. The latter has full eggshells, decorated as replicas of the specific clown's head.[13]
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# ? Mar 7, 2015 00:15 |
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*a comically tiny, garishly colored M113 APC drives up; the back door opens and out issues a squad of clowns in a camo pattern that uses blue, white, yellow and red, with bandoliers of party crackers and water balloons*
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# ? Mar 7, 2015 00:16 |
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lil suppressed balloon guns silently popping in the hands of the swatclownmander Tango down he honks
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# ? Mar 7, 2015 00:20 |
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Zero Dark Zany
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# ? Mar 7, 2015 00:24 |
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Yo, that's a smart af post.
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# ? Mar 7, 2015 00:28 |
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rob ford?
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# ? Mar 7, 2015 00:29 |
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Free Market Mambo posted:Yo, that's a smart af post.
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# ? Mar 7, 2015 00:30 |
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"Doctor, you cannot understand the loneliness of being the top of my craft, all look to me, and I to none. It is unbearable." "Perhaps you must relax, enjoy the buffoonery of the Master Clown" "NAY DOCTOR, IT I WHO AM THE CLOWNMANDER"
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# ? Mar 7, 2015 00:32 |
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Anybody who posts Capt. Spaulding is just a gacy fetishist
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# ? Mar 7, 2015 00:33 |
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amityville anus posted:Anybody who posts Capt. Spaulding is just a gacy fetishist he makes good basketballs tho
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# ? Mar 7, 2015 00:36 |
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behold—a list of clowns. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_clowns From that list: Meet Glen "Frosty Little"Glen "Frosty" Little, "America's last living Master Clown and longtime "Boss Clown" with the Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus Long. Time. BOSS. CLOWN. look what this thug nigga clown said at his deathbed: "Leave here? Are you out of your mind? I'm never going to leave here. I'll always be a clown. boss clown be thuggin'
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# ? Mar 7, 2015 01:02 |
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gently caress da Mods posted:
lol this nigga crazy gonna dig him up he gon still be a clown drat p forwarding thinking
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# ? Mar 7, 2015 01:03 |
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*two clowns in a heated argument about clowning*
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# ? Mar 7, 2015 02:11 |
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this is only the light side, sith clowns of course follow the rule of two
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# ? Mar 7, 2015 02:13 |
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amityville anus posted:Anybody who posts Capt. Spaulding is just a gacy fetishist
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# ? Mar 7, 2015 21:52 |
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can you not get some sort of test for this and offered the chance to abort?
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# ? Mar 7, 2015 21:53 |
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# ? Mar 7, 2015 21:55 |
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I assure you that my title of master clown was bestowed upon me from a higher authority than some triage of men in funny suits!
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# ? Mar 7, 2015 22:01 |
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ive always wanted to go to the magic castle where establishment magician's circlejerk each other~
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# ? Mar 7, 2015 22:06 |
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gently caress da Mods posted:apparently, well-trained, virtuoso-like clowns are known as Master Clowns you can see how he won his title. chatting with that duck is some paradigm shift he prob had a whole routine with him misinterpreting it doing duck thungs as all sorts of wacky stuff. a conversation about ladies or plans to rob a bank maybe
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# ? Mar 7, 2015 22:14 |
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So few of us left. We are 46 days into this farce and dawn woke five less than went under the canvas at nightfall. Curd and cream from light caliber splashback stripe battle weary faces, slowly going rancid in the unrelenting summer sun that boils us alive with nothing but layers upon layers of festive woolen garb to shield us from its murderous glare. Noone expected the mimes to be so resilient. Horns, water barrels, small rebellious canines; all staples of proven comedy that do nothing for their bitter blackened hearts. We fought horror daily since we realized that our only hope would be schadenfreude. The nutshots have taken a heavy toll on our numbers but every chuckle agonizingly drawn from their sneering faces has put us ahead. My painted rictus mirrors my resolve as I again order out the main cannon. Today another platoon goes over their walls. Hardened veterans all; they know it is useless to sweat to death against them. No nets this time. Our nets are broken. We are out of custard. I go now to step into the cylinder, to lead the charge from which there can be no return. We knew this day would come when we donned the paint. We are clowns. Let's see who laughs last. ~ Clownmander Histrionicus Theodore "Uncle Nutsie" Radcliffe, Carnies 4:21
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Karate Bastard posted:So few of us left. We are 46 days into this farce and dawn woke five less than went under the canvas at nightfall. Curd and cream from light caliber splashback stripe battle weary faces, slowly going rancid in the unrelenting summer sun that boils us alive with nothing but layers upon layers of festive woolen garb to shield us from its murderous glare. Noone expected the mimes to be so resilient. Horns, water barrels, small rebellious canines; all staples of proven comedy that do nothing for their bitter blackened hearts. We fought horror daily since we realized that our only hope would be schadenfreude. The nutshots have taken a heavy toll on our numbers but every chuckle agonizingly drawn from their sneering faces has put us ahead. My painted rictus mirrors my resolve as I again order out the main cannon. Today another platoon goes over their walls. Hardened veterans all; they know it is useless to sweat to death against them. No nets this time. Our nets are broken. We are out of custard. I go now to step into the cylinder, to lead the charge from which there can be no return. We knew this day would come when we donned the paint. We are clowns. Let's see who laughs last.
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