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*opens up browser, Ask Jeeves pops up, begins typing in search field* Hello Rebecca, how are you? I am fine. Three more people from my high school hacky sack circle have died and your grandfather has come down with an awful case of The NES Grippe, but I cannot complain. Well, what I was emailing you about is to ask for help liking this crescent fresh internet comment. I look forward to hearing from you. Turtle Power, Gram Gram
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wtf stop leaking my emails. god 2015 is terrifying
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Mar 6, 2015 20:00
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Voted 4 op I enjoyed the op op lol
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Mar 6, 2015 20:08
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12. The sirens in the distance screech into your membraneous ears, trying their best to dull the waves of pleasure coursing through your body as the hot, rich blood flows between your glistening fangs and down your throat. It seems like yesterday that only Jolt Cola could make you feel such euphoria, but things have....changed since then.
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Mar 6, 2015 21:11
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getting misty eyed over being smacked by your parents, as a mid 20 year old who resolves to use physical violence on your children but gets uncontrollably angry about that guy who slapped his dog in the park #only90skids
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Mar 6, 2015 21:26
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Kill everyone born before 1990
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Mar 6, 2015 21:28
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*get's shot in an overseas conflict after enlisting in the military post 9/11* #only90skids
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realising violence is always the answer #only90skidsunderthethumbofthewhitepowerstructurepatriachy
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Are "90s kids" people born in the 90s or people born in the 80s who were kids in the 90s? I'm not really sure about this because most of the 90s kids poo poo I see is from people who were born in 1999 but it's about cartoons and poo poo from 1992.
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TEN MORE THINGS ONLY 90S KIDS WILL GET!!! 1. the sound of leather on flesh and the fatigued grunt of the just. 2. down it goes, then up again. the buckle catches the light of a single bare bulb; it reminds you of the street lamps whose warning glow you did not heed. 3. blood on modal pillowcases, spit on your back. both cooling, then mingling with fresh, warm deposits. 4. hiding among the doll collection at grandmother's house. I am just a doll, just a thing. leave me here, don't see me. I am just an object. 5. running blind through a field, shoeless and afraid. father taped the game for a reason, and that reason was not for you to spoil the final score. 6. please let the television have cooled down by now. why did you get greedy and try to watch an extra episode of darkwing duck? why??? 7. the stillness of a tiny house at night, interrupted by gently caress sounds and pointless cries for mercy. the family dog, locked in the utility room, cocks an ear. 8. finding a dismembered rabbit, killed by stray cats you guess, in the underbrush during recess. falling asleep next to it while petting its fur and humming. 9. there isn't anything. nothing anywhere. no reason. no family. no trust. there is only the magnetic pull of oblivion, drawing you forward into adulthood and whatever lies beyond. 10. NBC's ProStars was a good cartoon.
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Mar 6, 2015 21:54
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mysterious frankie posted:TEN MORE THINGS ONLY 90S KIDS WILL GET!!! 
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you just don't get it because you were probably born in... ugh, the second half of the 80s.
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Mar 6, 2015 22:10
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Only 90s kids will understand what I have done *switches on machine* and what I must do. They may not forgive me *points focalizer at the sun* but they will understand. And in the end, they need not even forgive. They need not do anything at all... It will all be done for them *presses button. A long, thin hot pink beam shoots up into the sky. For a moment there is nothing; then the sky groans for a first and final time, and the universe collapses into clean, uniform Hypercolor*
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Mar 7, 2015 03:20
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OP you should watch that movie Detention. It's about snot-nosed group of kids at a small town high school, the gag being that every one is based off of a different type of protagonist from teen movies. There is a huge focus on 1992 and 90s-as-retro culture as a theme. It does feature Dane Cook in a prominent supporting role though, and he's well, he's still Dane Cook, so... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UkdZd_muq4
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Lol my ex-roommate is one of those "I only spank when I need to and it's good for kids" kinds of people. It's funny because when I was his roommate he literally beat the poo poo out of his kids for any reason, including just him himself having a bad day. That's why I assume anyone who talks about spanking at all is a psycho child abuser, since obviously everyone is gonna downplay how much they beat their kids.
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limeincoke posted:Lol my ex-roommate is one of those "I only spank when I need to and it's good for kids" kinds of people. most people aren't psychopaths 
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The utter self loathing at the things we had to do to survive '93.
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Shadow posted:Another gem of being born in 81: sitting in the back of a station wagon with 4 other kids. Not secured to anything. 82 but hell yes, my dad had a giant station wagon and I remember my parents driving me home from some school thing one night and me just climbing all around back there, having a great time seatbelts are gay and if I have children I will not make them suffer them
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Mar 7, 2015 09:39
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Tyson Tomko posted:Yes! please dont ever have kids you brain damaged cretin
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Dave Concepcion posted:please dont ever have kids you brain damaged cretin
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Mar 7, 2015 11:41
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when i was a kid i fell off a ladder and broke both my legs. it was great because i got to eat all the ice cream i could in the hospital. when i have kids one day i definitely plan on throwing them off the roof.
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Wall Balls posted:when i was a kid i fell off a ladder and broke both my legs. it was great because i got to eat all the ice cream i could in the hospital. when i have kids one day i definitely plan on throwing them off the roof. You could skip a step and just force feed them ice cream until they are fat and immobile.
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Libelous Slander posted:i can't find the like or share button, please help. you must understand i am a web1.0 user. is this tweeting? why hashtag? No no no. "Where is the server for all these chat rooms?"
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this is my son alyx, i've cut off a part of his penis and beat him on the reg if he plays xbox more than id like, measles vaccine? no thank you sir, not for this little trooper - a modern enlightened american parent
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Nelson Mandingo posted:No Batman the Animated Series? I still wake up with this theme in my head regularly, I can't think of anything that comes close.
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mysterious frankie posted:TEN MORE THINGS ONLY 90S KIDS WILL GET!!! same
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Nice, so true
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:I'd like to borrow $200M
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mysterious frankie posted:TEN MORE THINGS ONLY 90S KIDS WILL GET!!! You'll never believe #8! (Seriously though bravo)
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Dave Concepcion posted:this is my son alyx, i've cut off a part of his penis and beat him on the reg if he plays xbox more than id like, measles vaccine? no thank you sir, not for this little trooper - a modern enlightened american parent
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The suburban white "bad kid" with his saggy jeans, flannel, grunge rock, and cigarette smoking. Think the kid from T2.
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Dave Concepcion and Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:please dont ever have kids you brain damaged cretin That's it. You're both in time out and I'm taking away your phones until after dinner.
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the 90s weren't that great unless you love teal
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you drop your magic cards deck while trying to ollie off the railing next to the football field, scuffing your vans and dropping your discman and scratching your copy of "portrait of an american family." your friend tyler comes up to you and helps you dust the dirt off your NOFX hoodie. "hey we're doing an MI tonight." an MI ("mission impossible") is when you and tyler shoplift wine from the grocery store by putting bottles of it in the deep side pockets of your trench coats. "you want to come?" "yeah i got a bag," you whine, fishing a film canister out of your hoodie pocket and showing tyler the crumbs of pot stowed inside it. "alright!!" tyler exclaims, already digging around in the junk at the bottom of his jansport for an apple or an empty soda can to make a makeshift pipe with.
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mysterious frankie posted:All the gifs are the same gif of Jim Carrey mugging for the camera, but each subsequent one gets darker and more distorted, until at last all you can see is a single blurred tooth, appearing and disappearing as his invisible mouth moves in the void. Hey, I watched high strung, too.
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Idiot Kicker posted:the 90s weren't that great unless you love teal i think you mean https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ateQQc-AgEM
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Pivotal Lever posted:i think you mean https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ateQQc-AgEM Excellent, excellent, excellent. There isn't a golf clap gif big enough for this.
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Pivotal Lever posted:you drop your magic cards deck while trying to ollie off the railing next to the football field, scuffing your vans and dropping your discman and scratching your copy of "portrait of an american family." your friend tyler comes up to you and helps you dust the dirt off your NOFX hoodie. "hey we're doing an MI tonight." an MI ("mission impossible") is when you and tyler shoplift wine from the grocery store by putting bottles of it in the deep side pockets of your trench coats. "you want to come?" "yeah i got a bag," you whine, fishing a film canister out of your hoodie pocket and showing tyler the crumbs of pot stowed inside it. "alright!!" tyler exclaims, already digging around in the junk at the bottom of his jansport for an apple or an empty soda can to make a makeshift pipe with. Swap Yugioh cards in and that's pretty much me in 2004
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