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RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

Gato Rebelde
but that rear end tho

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super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


her tits are weird and apparently just all nipple
:goonsay:

Pauline Kael
Oct 9, 2012

by Shine

mango sentinel posted:

I think small, perky breasts on a thick girl is a good look.

Also, she seems like she'd be fun to hang out with as long as she didn't say EVOO or sammies.

former co-worker knows her, from when she lived in this area (Saratoga NY) says... she's not a very good cook


now heat up some baked beans and cut up some hot dogs, voilą!

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
yeah id eat her rear end

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



just cramming myself into the spectral beanbag that is fat jon candy's ghost

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
she's not even fat she's just a little chubby

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
Wasn't Rachel Ray homeless and living in a car for awhile before she got her big break being America's overstimulated big sister, or am I thinking of someone else? I'm not saying that would change the fact that when I see her smilin' face I picture someone wearing it as a mask while they hold a single red balloon and peer into my yuppie country home's bay windows at 2am, but still. poo poo's rough all over, Rachel Ray. Bless this mess.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

super macho dude posted:

her tits are weird and apparently just all nipple
:goonsay:


wtftit2.jpg

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
If you have weird boobs dont wear a plunging top.

Pauline Kael
Oct 9, 2012

by Shine

Mange Mite posted:

wtftit2.jpg

:goonsay:

you know, somethingawful forums poster Mange Mite, normal female human tits more often than not do not look like Pamela Anderson's or whomever you are currently masturbating to on Brazzers

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Pauline Kael posted:

:goonsay:

you know, somethingawful forums poster Mange Mite, normal female human tits more often than not do not look like Pamela Anderson's or whomever you are currently masturbating to on Brazzers

That titty got it own cleavage bro

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Pauline Kael posted:

:goonsay:

you know, somethingawful forums poster Mange Mite, normal female human tits more often than not do not look like Pamela Anderson's or whomever you are currently masturbating to on Brazzers

Gianna Michaels itt

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

She should get a boob job.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Pauline Kael posted:

:goonsay:

you know, somethingawful forums poster Mange Mite, normal female human tits more often than not do not look like Pamela Anderson's or whomever you are currently masturbating to on Brazzers

lol at u

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
fake tits are gross

small flappy tits are gross

dicks are awesome

I <3 cum

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

redshirt posted:

She should get a boob job.

High doses of progesterone work pretty well too.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
she's a lil chubby but i think most cooks should be a lil chubby

unless u have a crazy metab or just make diet food in which case who cares that's boring

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
im gonna sex Chunky from The Goobers

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
i dated a girl with small tits/thick body one time and it was lame but she was the best lay i've ever had so :shrug:

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



just wrecking jon candy's ghost bhole while he recites del's speech about being an easy target

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

social vegan posted:

just wrecking jon candy's ghost bhole while he recites del's speech about being an easy target

I can't believe we drove all the way from Cincinnati for this

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Nefarious posted:

i dated a girl with small tits/thick body one time and it was lame but she was the best lay i've ever had so :shrug:

I dated a gay rear end ghost that ghost sucked rear end.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Ghost was like "Oooooo put my soul to rest." and I was like smh, "I put my dick to rest in your rear end!!"

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Nefarious posted:

i dated a girl with small tits/thick body one time and it was lame but she was the best lay i've ever had so :shrug:

Sucks to be you.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

redshirt posted:

Sucks to be you.

idk the worst sex i've ever had was with the hottest girl i've ever slept with. beats me man


also quit posting, human being

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



moose face posted:

I can't believe we drove all the way from Cincinnati for this

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Shed be a bad cook if she was still skinny by now

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Shes yummo.

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

I for one prefer my women to have nice curves/ small breasts. Would totally bang the cook out of Rachel Ray.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
id go gay for ina garten just to eat her cooking and i pity u if u wouldnt

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Literal Carehaver posted:

yeah id eat her rear end

i eat a nice homecooked meal out of her rear end

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
i work in tv, with several people who have worked with Ray

they all say she is a huge slut. or at least used to be

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

A misanthrope posted:

i work in tv, with several people who have worked with Ray

they all say she is a huge slut. or at least used to be

Go on...

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
petite small tits = good

chunky small tits = not good

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
petite big dick = 10/10

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
Michael Chiarello makes some good stuff. Also he's a p swole DILF

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
would that guy before chunky mcFlap tits

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

whoflungpoop posted:

Michael Chiarello makes some good stuff. Also he's a p swole DILF



I would eat his food. What you look like reflects what's in the food you're paid to cook.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

she would gently caress show producers and crew and poo poo. allegedly.

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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

amityville anus posted:

I would eat his food. What you look like reflects what's in the food you're paid to cook.

ive made his stuffed eggplant recipe and it was v good

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