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Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
yeah its pretty sweet actually ama

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Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:

Xaris posted:

man europe is soooooooo cool. everyone should have the experience to backpack around for 4 months on daddys dime. its sooo culturally enlightening and man, the europe cock is AMAZING

i feel like a completely new person! *never shuts up about europe for the next 3 years*

next year im going to bali

I had to share a train ride with what is apparently known as DINKY couple. to those fortunate not to know this, it stands for double income, no kids yet. they were about 20ish, tall, fit, clean. guy was an e-trader and the chick was a pre-med student.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Real Talk: I've had to associate with many trust fund shits and they are uniformly terrible but I'll never forget the actual guy named Chaz who's father was giving him a sailboat IF he graduated college and he would always bitch about the size and features of the sailboat.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Like I knew the guy who was heir to the Frank Perdue chicken empire. He was this little white boy with dreads and smoked a ton of weed and I guess he was pretty cool but still, Frank Perdue's heir.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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glowing-fish posted:

*somehow let it slip to friends that someone in my family has money*
*amount of money is then greatly exaggerated*
*often gets snide insults from friends who make assumptions about my lifestyle based on rumors about my family*

aww...people make fun of me on internet forums

*kicks wad of $100 bills down the road sadly*

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

redshirt posted:

Real Talk: I've had to associate with many trust fund shits and they are uniformly terrible but I'll never forget the actual guy named Chaz who's father was giving him a sailboat IF he graduated college and he would always bitch about the size and features of the sailboat.

we're not all bad

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Fetus Tree posted:

we're not all bad

I'm sure, but it's like an 80% hit rate for assholes and douchebags.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

redshirt posted:

I'm sure, but it's like an 80% hit rate for assholes and douchebags.

whats the % of all people that are one or the other

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

redshirt posted:

Like I knew the guy who was heir to the Frank Perdue chicken empire. He was this little white boy with dreads and smoked a ton of weed and I guess he was pretty cool but still, Frank Perdue's heir.

I don't know, if I was high all the time I wouldn't mind owning an empire that made chicken wings

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Fetus Tree posted:

whats the % of all people that are one or the other

Like 85%.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I don't know, if I was high all the time I wouldn't mind owning an empire that made chicken wings

Oh sure, it's great for him. But he was like this super hippy stoner and I was always like... dude. You've got a net worth of like 600 million dollars or something. gently caress your temporary adoption of liberal causes.

Emanuel Collective
Jan 16, 2008

by Smythe




Emanuel Collective fucked around with this message at 23:53 on Mar 20, 2015

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡

Fucker had it coming.

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
*expresses a political or social view that shows sympathy to those poorer than me*
*is derided as a hypocrite because how can I say I care about the poor when I am not actually eating coffee grounds out of a sock this very moment*

Foid One
Mar 2, 2015

by Ralp

glowing-fish posted:

*expresses a political or social view that shows sympathy to those poorer than me*
*is derided as a hypocrite because how can I say I care about the poor when I am not actually eating coffee grounds out of a sock this very moment*

Good.

Foid One
Mar 2, 2015

by Ralp
Kiva microloans

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

glowing-fish posted:

*expresses a political or social view that shows sympathy to those poorer than me*
*is derided as a hypocrite because how can I say I care about the poor when I am not actually eating coffee grounds out of a sock this very moment*

So, what's your net worth?

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

my parents bought me a car, but not like, the best car.

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

my parents bought me a car, but not like, the best car.

They deserve nothing less than the taste of cold Hanzo steel.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

NightVis posted:

*spends a few years as a black bloc anarchist*

*still has a maid who comes in once a week*

(actually knew this girl)

haha. I knew a girl who went freegan and squatted. she'd go home every weekend though - her home being a £1.5m restored farmhouse in the country. She'd also go to Africa every year and return home blabbering on with unironic noble savage talk.

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

redshirt posted:

So, what's your net worth?

About -4000 dollars, I think?

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004

redshirt posted:

I'm sure, but it's like an 80% hit rate for assholes and douchebags.

yeah but like 80% of all people are assholes or douchebages, so you're not really making a good case here

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

yeah but like 80% of all people are assholes or douchebages, so you're not really making a good case here

True, so it's like 90% for Trust Fund douchebags.

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
wealth/status of any kind turns people douchey

its just more morally offensive to people in general when they didn't directly earn it

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
"Actually cool trust fund kid" is the modern equivalent of the Good Nazi. Its nice that you're a nice guy and all, but eat hammer and sickle.

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003


Agag posted:

"Actually cool trust fund kid" is the modern equivalent of the Good Nazi. Its nice that you're a nice guy and all, but eat hammer and sickle.

super weird analogy

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Runaktla posted:

*dates trust fund brat that for kicks buys/sells horses for $500k income a year, eventually realizes she is not his type and stops wanting to see her/wants to close things off... things heating up with another girl*

*in the car with her, dropping her off after briefly going out to a bar, as friends, which was communicated beforehand*

"So you aren't coming in with me?"

(shitstorm hits)

(45 minutes later, still in the car as she is continually reeling from being rejected and cannot have the decency to leave the car when I say its 12:30 a.m. and I need to work the next morning)

"I BET YOU GOT ANOTHER GIRL YOU ARE SEEING... AND SHE DOESN'T OWN A HOUSE AND MAKES poo poo INCOME IF SHES EVEN EMPLOYED AT ALL AND YOU'LL GET HER PREGNANT THEN SHE'S GOING TO GET FAT AND UGLY... I WOULD BE ABLE TO SUPPORT YOU"

Tough tough night.

There's two dicks in this story... hth.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

this year i spent my whole payout on weed, video games and a guitar amp

just a few more months until payday

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

If I ever become rich and have kids I wouldn't even tell them about it until they're like 17. Because I think having a goony goon as a dad would screw my theoretical future children up enough without them also becoming spoiled rich assholes.

I'm totally going to die penniless and alone though.

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?
Donates $1000 to Doobie's kickstarter and then later buys Christmas presents for family

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003


FreudianSlippers posted:

I'm totally going to die penniless and alone though.

:hfive:

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

*puts a strainer on my head*

Ohhh, sorry, im a trust fund brat.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
Where do you people even run into trust fund kids if you aren't one yourself? All my friends are as poor as I am, especially the ones I go to school with

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i would like to make friends with these people so i can suck the algae off their wealth tank.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Feminition posted:



*unironically buys $10 bottles of water*

https://www.richkidsofinstagram.tumblr.com ?

yeah that tumblr is a goldmine, and the receipt you posted is actually on the low end of some of the poo poo i've seen on there.







(ps i'm all of the people above and the cigars)

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
*occupies wallstreet*

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

FreudianSlippers posted:

If I ever become rich and have kids I wouldn't even tell them about it until they're like 17. Because I think having a goony goon as a dad would screw my theoretical future children up enough without them also becoming spoiled rich assholes.

I'm totally going to die penniless and alone though.

Lies and deceptions about money are the best way to raise kids with a healthy attitude towards the whole thing.

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.
You can sell bottles of water for $10 and I can't even sell my huge titted Canadian girlfriend's pussy juice for a dollar?

obviously I fucked it
Oct 6, 2009
Actual quote from trust fund roommate of a friend in college: "I've worked at McDonald's! I can relate to the common man!"

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opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Low Desert Punk posted:

Where do you people even run into trust fund kids if you aren't one yourself? All my friends are as poor as I am, especially the ones I go to school with

my family are super average wealth wise but the majoritty of my friends come from money. i guess its from hobbies/interests and where you work... i knew one guy whose trust netted him £10k a month (so like $16,000). He'd spend it all on a pair of shoes and be borrowing money of us normal people for the rest of yhe month lol. these kids' families work very hard and very smart and their legacy wont even last a generation lol.

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