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Maybe they don't like playing their video games in a dark room, alone, sitting in a chair with a hole cut in the seat and a sock tapped underneath.
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*computer well exceeds recommended specs* *game still has problems you need to diagnose*
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:19 |
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Hobohemian posted:Maybe they don't like playing their video games in a dark room, alone, sitting in a chair with a hole cut in the seat and a sock tapped underneath. lol if you cant afford a steel bedpan like the pro dota players have
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:19 |
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:lol if youre so poor you don't have a console and a computer Lol yeah, I totally only own a computer and no game console because I'm a poor, and definitely not because I have better things to spend my money on, such as collectibles from Japanese superhero shows.
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:19 |
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Universe Master posted:In the year 2015, Hardline can only run at 720p on the xbone. "This poo poo game runs marginally better on my expensive gaming system that takes up enormous amounts of space, has a dedicated screen smaller than most TVs, and can only be enjoyed from one sitting position, by myself, with expensive peripherals that are difficult to clean and are thus encrusted by my own putrescence" -PC gamers
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:19 |
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Hobohemian posted:Maybe they don't like playing their video games in a dark room, alone, sitting in a chair with a hole cut in the seat and a sock tapped underneath. Or maybe some people aren't inconsiderate pricks who hog the TV in the living room so they can play games. Seriously, no one wants to watch you play video games.
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:20 |
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Verisimilidude posted:"This poo poo game runs marginally better on my expensive gaming system that takes up enormous amounts of space, has a dedicated screen smaller than most TVs, and can only be enjoyed from one sitting position, by myself, with expensive peripherals that are difficult to clean and are thus encrusted by my own putrescence" keyboard goop is a serious problem. pros use mechanical keyboards so they can remove keys and clean it up. plus that awesome clickity clack. click click click, bitch.
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:21 |
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Zzulu posted:what even does an "it guy" even do, even Makes sure the phones and internet in the office work, basically.
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:22 |
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Dick Fagballzson posted:Or maybe some people aren't inconsiderate pricks who hog the TV in the living room so they can play games. Seriously, no one wants to watch you play video games. what's it like to not be a normal adult who can distinguish the difference between times to play singleplayer games, times to play multiplayers and times to not play games?
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:23 |
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gay skull posted:Cause computers are for human being nerds.
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:23 |
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notZaar posted:Makes sure the phones and internet in the office work, basically. and tell people to reboot their computer
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:23 |
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Blazing Zero posted:what's it like to not be a normal adult who can distinguish the difference between times to play singleplayer games, times to play multiplayers and times to not play games? This is the same forum that thinks someone who spends 100% of their free time smoking weed and playing video games has it made.
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:24 |
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Blazing Zero posted:what's it like to not be a normal adult who can distinguish the difference between times to play singleplayer games, times to play multiplayers and times to not play games? Except no one ever wants to see or hear another person playing games. In a separate room, wearing headphones, on a PC is the way to go if you're not an inconsiderate douchebag. It's the entertainment equivalent of jacking off in front of other people. No one wants to see or hear it. Also having consoles in the living room as an adult makes you look like a pathetic manchild.
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:25 |
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Verisimilidude posted:This is the same forum that thinks someone who spends 100% of their free time smoking weed and playing video games has it made. i'm sorry you default to some hivemind of a community and are unable to have independent thought. goondolences, friend. Blazing Zero fucked around with this message at 17:27 on Mar 22, 2015 |
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Dick Fagballzson posted:Except no one ever wants to see or hear another person playing games. In a separate room, wearing headphones, on a PC is the way to go if you're not an inconsiderate douchebag. It's the entertainment equivalent of jacking off in front of other people. No one wants to see or hear it. once again. if you have friends over, you're probably being a loving douchebag on a pc or a console. if you can't figure out why this is, well i don't know how to help you.
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:27 |
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Dick Fagballzson posted:Except no one ever wants to see or hear another person playing games. In a separate room, wearing headphones, on a PC is the way to go if you're not an inconsiderate douchebag. It's the entertainment equivalent of jacking off in front of other people. No one wants to see or hear it. i think youtube would disagree with you
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:27 |
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Lol at these people posting about updating drivers and loving with settings. No ones had to do that poo poo in years you just download games from steam and they work.
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:28 |
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i like sitting on my couch with my pup when it's video game time
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:29 |
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Pookum posted:Lol at these people posting about updating drivers and loving with settings. gently caress you if you don't run linux and have the latest open sourced tarball drivers for everything you loving casual
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:29 |
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Pookum posted:Lol at these people posting about updating drivers and loving with settings. Steam has saved me some mad edit: gently caress, I can't even remember the last time I didn't play a game on full setting either. The PC I built 4 years ago has been a champ. mom and dad fight a lot fucked around with this message at 17:33 on Mar 22, 2015 |
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'scuse me, gonna play some classic pre-millennium games on my PC
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:32 |
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Airborne Viking posted:'scuse me, gonna play some classic pre-millennium games on my PC have fun playing quake 2
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:34 |
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Airborne Viking posted:Fo reals. I don't even remember the last time I had a compatibility issue. Pretty much this. PC games these days tend to just work. PC hardware is super powerful compared to consoles and even midrange stuff will often max out games. And Steam is cheap as hell. We pay like 1/6 what console gamers pay for their games. It's like the people typing some of this poo poo haven't experience PC gaming in like 10-15 years. Dick Fagballzson fucked around with this message at 17:38 on Mar 22, 2015 |
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Because console gaming is a better experience. It's just that simple. Are PC games cheaper in the long run? Yes. Do they have better graphics? Usually. Are PC gamers tremendous shitlords? Yes. But it's really just a better experience on a console. You have a more comfortable environment. The games that crossover between platforms are made for consoles. PC is an afterthought. The things that are only on PCs would suck on consoles, anyway. The console friendly stuff isn't as fun on a PC. Also, gaming with a mouse/keyboard is utter poo poo compared to a controller. Ban OP.
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:39 |
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i recently bought a PS3 because it was $150 and the games for it were $5 a piece. I can't buy a computer better than the one i'm posting on for $150 and I wanted to play Skyrim
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:39 |
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dearest pc gamers, although you have autism and are likely very angry due to the serious chaffing on your virgin self-abused penises, it would behoove you to stfu about how other people play video games because despite your well reasoned arguments nobody loving cares. in the future i hope you can avoid killing yourselves as even your fat idiot god, gaben moves into the console market
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:40 |
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Waltzing Along posted:Because console gaming is a better experience. FPSs which are all the rage on consoles right now suck donkey dong with a controller. They're basically uncontrollable without tons of autoaim. They control flawlessly with a keyboard and mouse. Also no strategy games on consoles. Some of us enjoy games that actually make us think, and don't just want to watch stupid movie type games that are barely interactive, which is most of what you have on consoles because you can't actually control anything with a controller.
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Dick Fagballzson posted:FPSs which are all the rage on consoles right now suck donkey dong with a controller. They're basically uncontrollable without tons of autoaim. They control flawlessly with a keyboard and mouse. They control like poo poo with a keyboard and mouse. Oh look, I just turned around faster than the speed of light. They are much smoother on consoles.
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Dick Fagballzson posted:FPSs which are all the rage on consoles right now suck donkey dong with a controller. They're basically uncontrollable without tons of autoaim. They control flawlessly with a keyboard and mouse. I have no problem with auto-aim. I play videogames to have fun and its more fun when its easier to shoot things
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Dick Fagballzson posted:FPSs which are all the rage on consoles right now suck donkey dong with a controller. They're basically uncontrollable without tons of autoaim. They control flawlessly with a keyboard and mouse. woman spotted
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:44 |
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Dick Fagballzson posted:
That's what your phone is for.
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:45 |
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Waltzing Along posted:They control like poo poo with a keyboard and mouse. Oh look, I just turned around faster than the speed of light. They are much smoother on consoles. Trying to play an FPS with thumbsticks is like being a palsy victim doing brain surgery with a pipe wrench.
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Dick Fagballzson posted:Trying to play an FPS with thumbsticks is like being a palsy victim doing brain surgery with a pipe wrench. oh. you're one of those people
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Dick Fagballzson posted:Trying to play an FPS with thumbsticks is like being a palsy victim doing brain surgery with a pipe wrench. I'm sorry you have such poor hand/eye coordination. Do you punch yourself in the balls when you jack off?
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:46 |
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oh man i guess the billions of hours of fun people had with console fps's over the last 15 years were fake and all the money they spend every year on them isn't real. if only they knew sooner, dick fagballzon, we could have stopped this!
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:46 |
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Did you know that you can use a controller with a pc? You can.
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:46 |
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Dick Fagballzson posted:Trying to play an FPS with thumbsticks is like being a palsy victim doing brain surgery with a pipe wrench. Moving and aiming with two analog sticks is actually MUCH easier than with a mouse/keyboard.
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:47 |
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Real hurthling! posted:oh man i guess the billions of hours of fun people had with console fps's over the last 15 years were fake and all the money they spend every year on them isn't real. Casuals playing casual FPSs. They wouldn't last two seconds in COunter-Strike or anything real. You probably also think people who play Candy Crush are real gamers.
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:47 |
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Universe Master posted:Did you know that you can use a controller with a pc? it loving rules.
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:48 |
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Universe Master posted:Did you know that you can use a controller with a pc? Yeah, but why when you can use a glorious mouse/keyboard? Also, at that point, why not just play on a console. The glory days of PC gaming are long gone. Unfortunately the PC gamer whining is much louder due to the internet soapbox.
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