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OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012

That's from a couple of weeks ago, right?

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KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

OctoberCountry posted:

That's from a couple of weeks ago, right?

Not enough clutter and stacks of papers to cause a fire.

someusername
Jan 26, 2015

Herr Tog posted:

gently caress this ad just worked on me

Backwoods are better than any other "gas station" cigar, in that they're not just primarily emptied out and used for blunts.

People actually buy them to smoke them.

That's my ad campaign if I'm Draper and Backwoods needs a pitch.

honeymustard
Dec 19, 2008

Shut up cunt.

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
Didn't know that Roman and Hulk were a couple

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
Why are Cena's pants so baggy?

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

john cena only wears his dads suits

Umbra Dubium
Nov 23, 2007

The British Empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going into battle without one, you're sorely mistaken!



TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Why are Cena's pants so baggy?

He has his jorts on underneath.

Always have your gear ready!

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010



Haha why the hell are Cena's suits always so comically large?

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Roman reigns, FBI should be his new gimmick

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008

Frankston posted:

Haha why the hell are Cena's suits always so comically large?

I thought Cena stopped dressing like a rapper

Fsmhunk
Jul 19, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Reings looks much cooler in suit than a tactical vest.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Frankston posted:

Haha why the hell are Cena's suits always so comically large?

Muscly men always look ridiculous in suits. Hulk does the smart thing and just dress like a dude.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Blasmeister posted:

Roman reigns, FBI should be his new gimmick

I'm more partial to "The Other Bella sister"

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Fsmhunk posted:

Reings looks much cooler in suit than a tactical vest.

I think at this point this can be said about almost anything over the tactical vest!

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Animal-Mother posted:

Muscly men always look ridiculous in suits.

Batista

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Animal-Mother posted:

Muscly men always look ridiculous in suits. Hulk does the smart thing and just dress like a dude.

Except Hulk has been the most ridiculous dressed guy since like 87.

Uhhlive
Jun 18, 2004

I'm not the public.
I'm the President

Animal-Mother posted:

Muscly men always look ridiculous in suits. Hulk does the smart thing and just dress like a dude.

The Rock

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Midnightghoul posted:

Didn't know that Roman and Hulk were a couple

Roman is the daughter that Hulk never "had"

Animal-Mother posted:

Muscly men always look ridiculous in suits.

Guys who don't wear well-tailored suits always look ridiculous in suits.

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012

Animal-Mother posted:

Hulk does the smart thing and just dress like a dude.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Jerusalem posted:

Roman is the daughter that Hulk never "had"



:eyepop:

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



It amuses me that Hogan has a ripoff Muhammad Ali shirt.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Frankston posted:

Haha why the hell are Cena's suits always so comically large?

If you don't get your suits tailored and you're really muscular, a jacket that fits your shoulders is going to hang off you like a tent and pants that fit your quads are going to look like clown pants from the knees down. The Rock and Batista both get their suits tailored and look great; Cena apparently doesn't care and buys off the rack.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Animal-Mother posted:

Muscly men always look ridiculous in suits.

Nah!



Ronnie Coleman, Mr. Olympia, by the way.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

fatherdog posted:

If you don't get your suits tailored and you're really muscular, a jacket that fits your shoulders is going to hang off you like a tent and pants that fit your quads are going to look like clown pants from the knees down. The Rock and Batista both get their suits tailored and look great; Cena apparently doesn't care and buys off the rack.

Also, Cena wears his suit pants at his hips instead of at his waist like an adult.

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

fatherdog posted:

If you don't get your suits tailored and you're really muscular, a jacket that fits your shoulders is going to hang off you like a tent and pants that fit your quads are going to look like clown pants from the knees down. The Rock and Batista both get their suits tailored and look great; Cena apparently doesn't care and buys off the rack.

Part of my job involves selling suits, and I've noticed a lot of muscular guys want them ridiculously loose even though they're in good shape and would look much better with a more tailored fit.

It's not going to be easy to fit a guy like Cena off the rack, but there's guys with a more normal but still built physiques who just like them that way.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.


Chris Hero rules.

NotQuiteQuentin
Jan 29, 2005

BIG OVER
College Slice

Chinston Wurchill posted:



Chris Hero rules.

I'm convinced more so than ever that Chris Hero is Jonathan Larroquette from Uhh Yeah Dude's doppelgänger.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

NotQuiteQuentin posted:

I'm convinced more so than ever that Chris Hero is Jonathan Larroquette from Uhh Yeah Dude's doppelgänger.

it's Cavernario

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

Chinston Wurchill posted:



Chris Hero rules.

Wrestling Superstar.

Did he slim down a bit?

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

nope

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

He's wearing one real well on SNL right now.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Forceholy posted:

Wrestling Superstar.

Did he slim down a bit?

Yeah, he's using the Blow Away Diet.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Forceholy posted:

Wrestling Superstar.

Did he slim down a bit?

lol

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010





I would love to be a fly on the wall to a real double date between the Bellas and Cena/Bryan. I can't even begin to comprehend how those personalities, at least as we know them, work together.

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

Admiral Joeslop posted:

I would love to be a fly on the wall to a real double date between the Bellas and Cena/Bryan. I can't even begin to comprehend how those personalities, at least as we know them, work together.

Reminder that Total Divas is bullshit. Nikki probably isn't quite that stupid, Cena probably isn't a robot, Brie isn't a drunken bitch, Bryan might technically not be the best person ever.

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
The scummiest thing about Daniel Bryan is that he ruins other people's careers by not politicking.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

"Nice shoulder pads, John"

"Those are my shoulders :("

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Wazzu posted:

Reminder that Total Divas is bullshit. Nikki probably isn't quite that stupid, Cena probably isn't a robot, Brie isn't a drunken bitch, Bryan might technically not be the best person ever.

I don't count Total Divas. It would be hilarious if true, Robot Cena can't have his marble counters get dirty.

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Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008

Admiral Joeslop posted:

I don't count Total Divas. It would be hilarious if true, Robot Cena can't have his marble counters get dirty.

If I had marble counters in my kitchen I'd be wiping them down constantly so I can see the frustration.

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