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Dick Dorkins is the anti-Pooh somethin like a scanty Jew Tao of Pooh, How are you? Te of Piglet, Over powered Under coming, and he Kant do Kung fu like a Panda, in the express lane of chest pains, no one's impressed mang He's got a pair of fax, he needs a Parallax View to get through, the discord of these two recordings, the cordless phone rings, are you there God? it's me, Dick Dorkins in darkness inverted skin tone makes a man free like Morgan. so take seat man, you need to eat man, there's too much rear end in your burgers you need some meat, man I got a neat man, that you should meet, man, his name's Dave Thomas home of the world's largest Pecan oh that's Seguin man, know what I mean man? Step to the Left and see how Wendy's was Right right about the time that she ran
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Zzulu posted:i definitely believe there's a benevolent god who cares about us lol Careful there Mr Ayatollah Bin Laden, there's not going to be any room for you religious extremists after The Purge.
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Eox posted:I like dick dorkins because he seems to be slowly realizing that he's wasted his life trying to stop people from believing, and now that he's face to face with oblivion instead of rolling with it he's doubling down Omelette du Fromage posted:That's the correct response to a frat asking you to their disgusting house for dinner
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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TEAYCHES posted:i f*cking love science not allowed to say such things on an easter day buddy
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Apr 5, 2015 23:10
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imagine making love to wendy wright within the proper context of marriage
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Apr 5, 2015 23:18
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Top City Homo posted:so does the western world And yet even most racists still think Dorkins is a oval office. 
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Apr 5, 2015 23:19
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lol he mad bout d@ honey he real mad he whinny the pooh looking up at the beehive wondering how he get honey
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Apr 5, 2015 23:38
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the best dawkins tweet and the painting it inspired 
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:the best dawkins tweet  Thats pretty epic. It would make a super cool tattoo.
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:the best dawkins tweet The greatest tweet combo yet written.
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What about he violence porn tweet
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Selfsuck Roadhead posted:What about he violence porn tweet Wut?
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These are 100% real tweets by dick dorkins  
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Poor Dick Dorkins. Hes just a big ol' walking grumpy tantrum! Dick Dorkins Naps ITT
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dickie! dickie come inside for dinner! the street lights are on dickie!
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:These are 100% real tweets by dick dorkins  Thread delivered. Voted 5.
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Agag posted:Wut? Never mind it was a birth porn tweet I got mixed up 
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Apr 6, 2015 01:03
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Selfsuck Roadhead posted:Never mind it was a birth porn tweet I got mixed up lol where is the one where he confuses "PWNED" with "OWNED"
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Selfsuck Roadhead posted:Never mind it was a birth porn tweet I got mixed up Welp... now we know what Dick Dorkins jacks it to. 
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jesus christ richard
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:These are 100% real tweets by dick dorkins lol
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pre:INT. DICK DORKINS' STUDY - NIGHT
DICK DORKINS
How does this infernal porn hub dot com work?
Yes, yes very well. Search. "Baby Porn" (salaciously).
DICK DORKINS' GATEWAY 2000 whirs to life. We see graphic
gif highlights of videos of women giving birth with all that implies.
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INT. DICK DORKINS' STUDY - NIGHT (17 seconds later)
DICK DORKINS
Oh sweet pleistocene's honey! Now my greedy
genes are the ones who have owned YOU!
Cut to wide shot of DICK DORKINS' STUDY. We see DICK DORKINS
hunched over his GATEWAY 2000. His greedy genes' lust sated.
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baby porn lmao
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He followed that tweet up with a whole bunch saying it was a scientists job to theorize and if you don't like it gently caress off
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Dawkins: anti-God, pro-baby porn
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Carl Sagan gettin owned by the guy who went to Cornell but is now Sales Associate at the Sunglass Hut.
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TEAYCHES posted:he identifies religion as the problem when it is the symptom. his social and political analysis is sophomoric Maybe the truth actually is in the middle guys.
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richard dawkins; biologist
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:the best dawkins tweet Selfsuck Roadhead posted:Never mind it was a birth porn tweet I got mixed up This dude got some hosed up fetishes.
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burritolingus posted:This dude got some hosed up fetishes. Atheism while do that. Trust in the lord and you will find the right kind of things sexy.
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i thought this said wendy williams and that would have been way funnier 'did you know you're related to apes' *wendy drops hamburger sandwich and storms out*
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"I was molested as a child and I'm fine" -noted biologist richard dawkins He actually said this, look it up.
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Dicky loves those dog dongs I think made an exact post like this in the last dorkins thread? time is a flat circle etc or i need more fresh material
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he is a sane person who we should all give enormous amounts of money to
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Due to this thread I checked in on Dorkins' twitter today, and I guess he posted the question "Who is the most over-rated person in history?" and then had to delete it because people were pwning so bad him instead of giving the "correct" answer.
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its hard to believe an oxford professor can be so stupid
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:he is a sane person who we should all give enormous amounts of money to i really loving hate dick dorkins
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