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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Vertical Lime posted:

mets going halfway through the game without a hit

mets

Meet them

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DICKS FOR DINNER
Sep 6, 2008

Stand Proud
Brewers got shut out by the loving Colorado Rockies, aw yeah

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Now back to Pete, who appears to be wearing upholstery as a shirt to the ball park today

Nerdlord Actual
Apr 14, 2007

Awaken to your true self with Wisconsin Potatoes
Grimey Drawer

DICKS FOR DINNER posted:

Brewers got shut out by the loving Colorado Rockies, aw yeah

:smith: lets go the brewers

Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007

Cuetowns

DICKS FOR DINNER
Sep 6, 2008

Stand Proud
thank GOD it's over finally, jesus gently caress

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
Pedroia is so good at fielding ground balls.

theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.
This is what today feels like

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

zakharov posted:

"I want to meet that girl and I want my cut"

that's so A-Rod

To be fair, I'm pretty sure his annual salary was less than $1million in 97!

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
How the hell did the Rockies shut out the Brewers :psyduck:

Pat Clements
Feb 10, 2008
I don't know what the poo poo Ian Desmond is doing there but that is fantastic

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

Benne posted:

How the hell did the Rockies shut out the Brewers :psyduck:

Arenado Death March

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002
ahaha Nats

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

:lol: Uggla and Desmond

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

Benne posted:

How the hell did the Rockies shut out the Brewers :psyduck:

Kyle Kendrick :v:

Pastrymancy
Feb 20, 2011

11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?
Damnit Ian

Pat Clements
Feb 10, 2008

ZenVulgarity posted:

:lol: Uggla and Desmond
That's 90% on Desmond, that was absolutely Uggla's ball

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002
Desmond learns all too late that he is actually afraid of baseballs

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Fun Shoe
Gorgeous catch by Escobar

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
I keep forgetting how good Felix actually is.

Pat Clements
Feb 10, 2008
yissssssssss Lucas Duda

DICKS FOR DINNER
Sep 6, 2008

Stand Proud

Benne posted:

How the hell did the Rockies shut out the Brewers :psyduck:

Milwaukee Brewers Base Ball

Pastrymancy
Feb 20, 2011

11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?
gently caress you Desmond

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Thank you Johnny Giavotella for swinging at the first pitch and GIDPing.

Starsfan
Sep 29, 2007

This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely
Rough inning for the Padres and James Shields, but the game would still be tied if Myers could have come up with that fly ball.

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
Haha if Steve Pearce is safe after the ball beat him by 45 feet...

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002
On This Day In Baseball History: Max Scherzer killed a man

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Pat Clements posted:

That's 90% on Desmond, that was absolutely Uggla's ball

Would Uggla have caught it with his bad eyes

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
Bearded Jesus home run!

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Whoa Dustin Ackley HR? Owns.

Hoekie
Apr 22, 2010
Ackley you beautiful son of a bitch.

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
Ahahahaha, the Ms' first dinger is Ackley's.

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006

zakharov posted:



Please tell me that step says "loving A-rod." I want to believe.

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
Steve Pearce was called out at the plate after the throw beat him by 5 steps at least. Replay showed he got his foot in and it was overturned. :laffo::laffo:

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
and our second rain delay of the year

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Fun Shoe
I love our defense :swoon:

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Starsfan posted:

Rough inning for the Padres and James Shields, but the game would still be tied if Myers could have come up with that fly ball.

I have feeling you're going to be saying that a lot about your outfield.

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006
You know, if you limit yourself to Brad Miller's last at bat, he's easily a top five SS in baseball.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

seiferguy posted:

Thank you Johnny Giavotella for swinging at the first pitch and GIDPing.

Oh hey, he's getting a chance to play somewhere?

Good for him. And sorry because it probably won't work out, but good for him.

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ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
Is there anything worse than rain on Opening Day, unless the rain can bring Cueto out of the game?

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