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zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
It's the most wonderful time of the year. Every team in action except the Cardinals and Cubs. Baseball from 1 PM to 1 AM ET. Lots of national games, and of course everything's on MLB.tv. Here's your schedule for all you office-work shirkers:



May all teams except the Red Sox find success. May all prospects reach their ceilings. May even the cellar teams find reasons to hope. Go Baseball.

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Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

go Yankees and gently caress the rest of the AL East

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

the Kyle Kendrick experiencetm
:smithicide:

Go Rockies, gently caress the rest of NL West.

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

Praise be to Based Ba'al, Praise be to the Rod, please don't let the Tigers lose to the Twins. Amen.

stimpy
Jul 27, 2004

Cap'n Scrap'n of the Hit Brigade
that is the most Arod picture ever. If only there was a centaur somewhere, it would be complete

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

will_colorado posted:

the Kyle Kendrick experiencetm
:smithicide:

Go Rockies, gently caress the rest of NL West.



Poor Rockies :smith:

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Go Indians. Hello baseball I missed you. :unsmith:

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
ah the real opening day. welcome back baseball!

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Haha why are they playing Star Wars music at Yankee Stadium?

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D. posted:

Haha why are they playing Star Wars music at Yankee Stadium?

it's like that every year! think they're building off the whole Evil Empire thing

A-Rod got cheers I was honestly surprised

FrenzyTheKillbot
Jan 31, 2008

Good Hustle

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D. posted:

Haha why are they playing Star Wars music at Yankee Stadium?

Came here to ask this. They couldn't find any better music?

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D. posted:

Haha why are they playing Star Wars music at Yankee Stadium?

They do it every year. Pride, tradition, John Williams.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
They always do the Imperial March for the visiting team and the medal ceremony music for the Yankees. Yanks haven't updated their stadium program since like 1993.

75% cheers for A-Rod :toot:

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
The West Point band doing the National Anthem was good enough for Babe Ruth, so it's good enough for Didi Gregorious.

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
I used to not like A-Rod but now I want him to mash 1000 dingers and re-enact yankeesfan.gif to the yankee ownership while he rounds the bases

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011



Stephen Drew/Didi Gregorious has to be up there in the "worst hitting MIF of all time" list.

Paul Zuvella fucked around with this message at 18:06 on Apr 6, 2015

Dan Hollis
Jun 16, 2006

Surprise!!!
"There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain."

- Casey Stengel

Lets Go Metsies!

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Ahhh the Yankees are no Galactic Empire. They're way more evil than that.

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

Paul Zuvella posted:

Stephen Drew/Didi Gregorious has to be up there in the "worst hitting MIF of all time" list.

The 2004 Rockies had the glorious combination of Aaron Miles and Royce Clayton.

Crimson Sox
Jan 16, 2008

Bromance
I hope Hutchinson throws at Arod on first pitch, and Arod charges the mound

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

Michael Kay called this season year one AD, as in After Derek Jeter. I hate Michael Kay so much

Crimson Sox
Jan 16, 2008

Bromance

Paul Zuvella posted:

Stephen Drew/Didi Gregorious has to be up there in the "worst hitting MIF of all time" list.

They're not even worst in their division
Go look at O's opening day MIF

PotatoJudge
May 22, 2004

Tell me about the rabbits, George
Juuuuuust a bit outside

Crimson Sox
Jan 16, 2008

Bromance
Joe Torre is slowing up this game already

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Reeeeeeeally ESPN..... K-zone for the ceremonial first pitch? :what:

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
David Price awww yeah.

humpthewind
Jan 8, 2007

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

Carlosologist posted:

Michael Kay called this season year one AD, as in After Derek Jeter. I hate Michael Kay so much

This wasn't his fault, he was reading a sign someone in the stands was holding.

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
I will not confirm or deny that I'm currently wearing a knock off Jose Reyes Blue Jays jersey while watching this game in my house.

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

davecrazy posted:

I will not confirm or deny that I'm currently wearing a knock off Jose Reyes Blue Jays jersey while watching this game in my house.

as you should

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
Tanaka gonna win the Cy Young, you guys

Super Jay Mann
Nov 6, 2008

Nice opening inning from Tanaka. Bautista had nothing there.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Paul Zuvella posted:

Stephen Drew/Didi Gregorious has to be up there in the "worst hitting MIF of all time" list.

Probably just below Jeter/Roberts

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

Cabrera flies out to Torii Hunter. :keke:

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Carlosologist posted:

Michael Kay called this season year one AD, as in After Derek Jeter. I hate Michael Kay so much

lmao that rules you nerd and it was a sign

go tanaka

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Lets go New York Baseball Yankees.

WienerDog
Apr 8, 2007
Resident Rocking Dachshund
Happy Baseball you guys.

Let's
Go
Blue
Jays.

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

I swear I just heard one of the guys on local Denver sports radio call the Yankees pitcher "Masahiro Tatanka"

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

ZenVulgarity posted:

lmao that rules you nerd and it was a sign

go tanaka

I didn't see that sign so I guess it's just a dumb thing that's happening but honestly couldn't you expect Michael Kay to come up with something corny like that

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

zakharov posted:

Tanaka gonna win the Cy Young, you guys

nah his elbows gonna blow out sometime around may 15th

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Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

love you jose

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