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vegeta dentata: Jun 16, 2011

ICHIRO TIME

# ? Apr 6, 2015 23:53

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# ? May 11, 2024 06:46

Mahoning: Feb 3, 2007

Goetta posted:

Oh man Kevin Gregg and his stupid loving glasses all year

At that rate he may not make it to May. Dude was throwing loving meatballs.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 23:53

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

The Royals have some ridiculous barely make it out of the infield RBIs today.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 23:53

Moxie: Aug 2, 2003

MinibarMatchman posted:

bartolo colon, on the mets, outdueled max scherzer on the nationals. fuckin owns

I'm not sure if Colon's pitching style lends itself to the duel analogy.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 23:53

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Well, Alonso just caught an elbow.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 23:54

Abner Assington: Mar 13, 2005; For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

Mahoning posted:

At that rate he may not make it to May. Dude was throwing loving meatballs.

On the other hand, J.J. Hoover.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 23:54

Capt. Sticl: Jul 24, 2002; In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

HAHA Marlins. Gordon laid a great bunt and trips on the way to first.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 23:55

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

And we're off!

# ? Apr 6, 2015 23:55

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Moxie posted:

I'm not sure if Colon's pitching style lends itself to the duel analogy.

In the sense that you can 'duel' with a pistol and a dude firing a shotgun wildly

It's not a great duel, but technically you are two dudes shooting eachother

# ? Apr 6, 2015 23:56

Mayveena: Dec 27, 2006; People keep vandalizing my ID photo; I've lodged a complaint with HR

Thanks for that D Padres.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 23:57

thompson: Jun 6, 2006

Well...we were warned we could be a lot worse in the field, but that was particularly crap.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 23:58

Moxie: Aug 2, 2003

Tatum Girlparts posted:

In the sense that you can 'duel' with a pistol and a dude firing a shotgun wildly

It's not a great duel, but technically you are two dudes shooting eachother

Well on top of that shotgun dude's emotional range is a binary "IDGAF" <> "Deal with it :cool:

# ? Apr 6, 2015 23:58

Tetrix: Aug 24, 2002

Lorini posted:

Thanks for that D Padres.

that ball was so slow he should've just taken the out at 1st

# ? Apr 6, 2015 23:58

Wolfy: Jul 13, 2009

Never change, fathers.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 23:58

TheHoosier: Dec 30, 2004; The fuck, Graham?!

Abner Assington posted:

On the other hand, J.J. Hoover.

How this man avoided a one-way ticket to the sun last year is beyond me. Shameful RP situation in Cincy.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 23:58

Stiev Awt: Mar 20, 2007

smh Dads

# ? Apr 6, 2015 23:59

Mahoning: Feb 3, 2007

It's nuts that the Reds bullpen went from elite to the loving toilet pretty much instantly last season.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 23:59

Ice To Meet You: Mar 5, 2007

This is not looking good for the Papas

# ? Apr 7, 2015 00:00

ALFbrot: Apr 17, 2002

It happened on my commute home but holy poo poo Andrew McCutchen

# ? Apr 7, 2015 00:02

Crimson Sox: Jan 16, 2008; Bromance

welp, nice try Padres

# ? Apr 7, 2015 00:04

Wolfy: Jul 13, 2009

Welcome to LA, Jimmy!

# ? Apr 7, 2015 00:04

Ice To Meet You: Mar 5, 2007

If only the Padres had a super-elite reliever that could get them out of this jam. It's too bad they don't have anyone like that.

# ? Apr 7, 2015 00:04

thompson: Jun 6, 2006

Well poo poo. Everybody off the wagon.

# ? Apr 7, 2015 00:04

thompson: Jun 6, 2006

Ice To Meet You posted:

If only the Padres had a super-elite reliever that could get them out of this jam. It's too bad they don't have anyone like that.

Bud black is trash tonight.

# ? Apr 7, 2015 00:04

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

boooooooo

# ? Apr 7, 2015 00:04

Mayveena: Dec 27, 2006; People keep vandalizing my ID photo; I've lodged a complaint with HR

OK There we go, Rollins!

# ? Apr 7, 2015 00:04

Ambassador of Funk: Aug 2, 2009; Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

This Shawn Kelley guy seems pretty bad.

# ? Apr 7, 2015 00:04

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Come, Padres. Join the Diamondbacks down in the basement of failed dreams. It's familiar here!

# ? Apr 7, 2015 00:05

GOOD TIMES ON METH: Mar 17, 2006; Fun Shoe

Mahoning posted:

It's nuts that the Reds bullpen went from elite to the loving toilet pretty much instantly last season.

RIP Sean Marshall

# ? Apr 7, 2015 00:05

korrandark: Jan 5, 2009

Abner Assington posted:

On the other hand, J.J. Hoover.

gently caress J.J. Hoover. Another Cueto start, another Cueto start wasted by a lovely bullpen

# ? Apr 7, 2015 00:05

Wolfy: Jul 13, 2009

Ambassador of Funk posted:

This Shawn Kelley guy seems pretty bad.

My favorite part was where he was unable to find the bag to let Ethier on at first after Alonso hosed it all up.

# ? Apr 7, 2015 00:06

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Let's go Astros

# ? Apr 7, 2015 00:06

Glenn_Beckett: Sep 13, 2008; When I see a 9/11 victim family on television I'm just like 'Given the existence as uttered forth in the public works of Puncher and Wattmann of a personal God quaquaqua'

Aahahahaha

# ? Apr 7, 2015 00:06

vegeta dentata: Jun 16, 2011

Bottom of the 9th in a one run game. Stanton up.

# ? Apr 7, 2015 00:06

KICK BAMA KICK: Mar 2, 2009

Braves taking a one-run lead into the ninth a day after trading Kimbrel; there's not a chance the universe allows Grilli to complete this save.

# ? Apr 7, 2015 00:07

Crimson Sox: Jan 16, 2008; Bromance

drat, Frazier crushed that

# ? Apr 7, 2015 00:07

Abner Assington: Mar 13, 2005; For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

MARRY ME, TODD FRAZIER.

# ? Apr 7, 2015 00:07

Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

well gently caress me sideways

# ? Apr 7, 2015 00:07

TheHoosier: Dec 30, 2004; The fuck, Graham?!

korrandark posted:

gently caress J.J. Hoover. Another Cueto start, another Cueto start wasted by a lovely bullpen

It's like clockwork.

Edit: TODDFATHER!!!

# ? Apr 7, 2015 00:07

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# ? May 11, 2024 06:46

Pastrymancy: Feb 20, 2011; 11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?

poo poo

# ? Apr 7, 2015 00:07

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